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    • rote7R
      rote7 @Tazz
      last edited by

      @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

      Use Microsoft Paint

      Damn, you beat me to it.

      fffg

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      • ?
        A Former User @Tazz
        last edited by

        @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

        Use Microsoft Paint

        Or a sharpie

        I mean…

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        • Gators1G
          Gators1
          last edited by

          He’s got a point. you already drew the lines so it’s probably faster to just write in the numbers than google “Excel for Dummies” and read through that.

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          • ?
            A Former User @Gators1
            last edited by

            @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

            He’s got a point. you already drew the lines so it’s probably faster to just write in the numbers than google “Excel for Dummies” and read through that.

            I am a professional and that is Bush league.

            Bush league!!

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            • Gators1G
              Gators1
              last edited by

              I thought you worked for the government? I have seen worse charts come from the government.

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              • ?
                A Former User @Gators1
                last edited by

                @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                I thought you worked for the government? I have seen worse charts come from the government.

                Yes but I, personally, am a professional. I don’t settle for trash. Besides, drawing it might be close, but not exact.

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                • Gators1G
                  Gators1 @A Former User
                  last edited by

                  @Zeppelin said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  I thought you worked for the government? I have seen worse charts come from the government.

                  Yes but I, personally, am a professional. I don’t settle for trash. Besides, drawing it might be close, but not exact.

                  You trust Bill Gates to make it exact? How do you know he doesn’t half ass it in Excel and tell your vaccine to make you believe it’s exact?

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                  • Gators1G
                    Gators1
                    last edited by

                    AI has automated everyone!

                    You can upload stuff into Chat GPT 4 like pictures, data or whatever. So it will photoshop shit for you, make charts from the data and even interact with the web. In this one video, Pakoon’s graphic design shit is automated, Jerry’s recipes, Zeppelin’s graphing failures, Tigger’s math, all the IT dudes’ programming, etc. The plugin thing is going to be interesting to see what people develop.

                    OpenAI’s GPT-4 Just Got Supercharged!

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                    • ?
                      A Former User
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                      I hate how much this resonates with me:

                      3vtlt3cwlrta1.jpg

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                      • JamJ
                        Jam
                        last edited by Jam

                        Whenever I’ve quoted a job based upon an engineer’s estimate whose work I know, I have always multiplied the estimated time to completion by four.

                        I’ve been off at times because I failed to estimate the time to completion by six.

                        "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                        • KilemallK
                          Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
                          last edited by

                          @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          I hate how much this resonates with me:

                          3vtlt3cwlrta1.jpg

                          I hate the PM profession sooooooo much…

                          https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                          Never go full Lithu-
                          Twain

                          No editing is gonna save you now-
                          Wingmann

                          http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

                          http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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                          • Lob12L
                            Lob12
                            last edited by

                            Prime Minister?

                            [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                            • Gators1G
                              Gators1
                              last edited by

                              Project manager

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                              • ?
                                A Former User @Gators1
                                last edited by

                                @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                Project manager

                                A great role to be in!

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                                • Lob12L
                                  Lob12
                                  last edited by

                                  He didn’t say farming project manager.

                                  [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                                  • ?
                                    A Former User
                                    last edited by

                                    Rancher

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                                    • TazzT
                                      Tazz
                                      last edited by

                                      image.png

                                      GTFO

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                                      • Gators1G
                                        Gators1
                                        last edited by

                                        olde…

                                        I think I posted this before so olde too, but this guy tracked down the building based on that meme.

                                        The mystery of "MICHAELSOFT BINBOWS"

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                                        • TazzT
                                          Tazz
                                          last edited by

                                          Screenshot_20230425_131800_Brave.jpg

                                          GTFO

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                                          • O
                                            oyaji @A Former User
                                            last edited by

                                            @Zeppelin said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                            Nerds, to me!

                                            I have an Excel line chart plotted, but want to add a static line to it. By static I mean the value is the same across all 12 months, so its just a straight horizontal line. If I do x-y with y being the value, and x being the dates, it doest draw a line, it just plots the one value at the first date. Now this is because I dont have the corresponding table built with that static number running across all the date value, its just too much work

                                            I think i’'ve done this before years ago, but I also used Sigma Plot back then so maybe not.

                                            Dis blue line

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                                            da fuq - can’t afford a sharpie?

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                                            © 2015 - 2025 oyaji

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