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    • TazzT
      Tazz
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      GTFO

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      • Gators1G
        Gators1
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        Apr 4, 2023  /  ChatGPT

        Samsung workers made a major error by using ChatGPT

        Samsung workers made a major error by using ChatGPT

        Samsung meeting notes and new source code are now in the wild after being leaked in ChatGPT

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        • ?
          A Former User @Gators1
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          @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

          Samsung meeting notes and new source code are now in the wild

          Interesting enough article without the lying, clickbait intro text.

          I guess the fuckers got me to read it.

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          • ?
            A Former User
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            Nerds, to me!

            I have an Excel line chart plotted, but want to add a static line to it. By static I mean the value is the same across all 12 months, so its just a straight horizontal line. If I do x-y with y being the value, and x being the dates, it doest draw a line, it just plots the one value at the first date. Now this is because I dont have the corresponding table built with that static number running across all the date value, its just too much work

            I think i’'ve done this before years ago, but I also used Sigma Plot back then so maybe not.

            Dis blue line

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            • ?
              A Former User @A Former User
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              @Zeppelin said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

              I dont have the corresponding table built with that static number running across all the date value

              Can’t you just use the same table where the variable data is coming from and insert a column? Enter the static value and let Excel auto fill it out down the entire range.

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              • ?
                A Former User @A Former User
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                @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                @Zeppelin said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                I dont have the corresponding table built with that static number running across all the date value

                Can’t you just use the same table where the variable data is coming from and insert a column? Enter the static value and let Excel auto fill it out down the entire range.

                It is what I did, but the y value just says 65.5. It would need to say that 12 times, I think. As a range of values.

                I feel there is a switch to put in there next to the 65.5

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                • Gators1G
                  Gators1
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                  What Hog said. You need to add a value of 65.5 for every value of X in your data source.

                  How to add a line in Excel graph: average line, benchmark, etc.

                  How to add a line in Excel graph: average line, benchmark, etc.

                  See how to add a horizontal a line in Excel chart such as an average line, baseline, benchmark, trend line, etc.

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                  • ?
                    A Former User
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                    ffs

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                    • TazzT
                      Tazz
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                      Use Microsoft Paint

                      GTFO

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                      • rote7R
                        rote7 @Tazz
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                        @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        Use Microsoft Paint

                        Damn, you beat me to it.

                        fffg

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                        • ?
                          A Former User @Tazz
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                          @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          Use Microsoft Paint

                          Or a sharpie

                          I mean…

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                          • Gators1G
                            Gators1
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                            He’s got a point. you already drew the lines so it’s probably faster to just write in the numbers than google “Excel for Dummies” and read through that.

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                            • ?
                              A Former User @Gators1
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                              @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                              He’s got a point. you already drew the lines so it’s probably faster to just write in the numbers than google “Excel for Dummies” and read through that.

                              I am a professional and that is Bush league.

                              Bush league!!

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                              • Gators1G
                                Gators1
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                                I thought you worked for the government? I have seen worse charts come from the government.

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                                • ?
                                  A Former User @Gators1
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                                  @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  I thought you worked for the government? I have seen worse charts come from the government.

                                  Yes but I, personally, am a professional. I don’t settle for trash. Besides, drawing it might be close, but not exact.

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                                  • Gators1G
                                    Gators1 @A Former User
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                                    @Zeppelin said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    I thought you worked for the government? I have seen worse charts come from the government.

                                    Yes but I, personally, am a professional. I don’t settle for trash. Besides, drawing it might be close, but not exact.

                                    You trust Bill Gates to make it exact? How do you know he doesn’t half ass it in Excel and tell your vaccine to make you believe it’s exact?

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                                    • Gators1G
                                      Gators1
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                                      AI has automated everyone!

                                      You can upload stuff into Chat GPT 4 like pictures, data or whatever. So it will photoshop shit for you, make charts from the data and even interact with the web. In this one video, Pakoon’s graphic design shit is automated, Jerry’s recipes, Zeppelin’s graphing failures, Tigger’s math, all the IT dudes’ programming, etc. The plugin thing is going to be interesting to see what people develop.

                                      OpenAI’s GPT-4 Just Got Supercharged!

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                                      • ?
                                        A Former User
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                                        I hate how much this resonates with me:

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                                        • JamJ
                                          Jam
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                                          Whenever I’ve quoted a job based upon an engineer’s estimate whose work I know, I have always multiplied the estimated time to completion by four.

                                          I’ve been off at times because I failed to estimate the time to completion by six.

                                          "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                                          • KilemallK
                                            Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
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                                            @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                            I hate how much this resonates with me:

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                                            I hate the PM profession sooooooo much…

                                            https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                            Never go full Lithu-
                                            Twain

                                            No editing is gonna save you now-
                                            Wingmann

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