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    • TazzT
      Tazz
      last edited by

      Use Microsoft Paint

      GTFO

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      • rote7R
        rote7 @Tazz
        last edited by

        @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

        Use Microsoft Paint

        Damn, you beat me to it.

        fffg

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        • ?
          A Former User @Tazz
          last edited by

          @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

          Use Microsoft Paint

          Or a sharpie

          I mean…

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          • Gators1G
            Gators1
            last edited by

            He’s got a point. you already drew the lines so it’s probably faster to just write in the numbers than google “Excel for Dummies” and read through that.

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            • ?
              A Former User @Gators1
              last edited by

              @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

              He’s got a point. you already drew the lines so it’s probably faster to just write in the numbers than google “Excel for Dummies” and read through that.

              I am a professional and that is Bush league.

              Bush league!!

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              • Gators1G
                Gators1
                last edited by

                I thought you worked for the government? I have seen worse charts come from the government.

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                • ?
                  A Former User @Gators1
                  last edited by

                  @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  I thought you worked for the government? I have seen worse charts come from the government.

                  Yes but I, personally, am a professional. I don’t settle for trash. Besides, drawing it might be close, but not exact.

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                  • Gators1G
                    Gators1 @A Former User
                    last edited by

                    @Zeppelin said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    I thought you worked for the government? I have seen worse charts come from the government.

                    Yes but I, personally, am a professional. I don’t settle for trash. Besides, drawing it might be close, but not exact.

                    You trust Bill Gates to make it exact? How do you know he doesn’t half ass it in Excel and tell your vaccine to make you believe it’s exact?

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                    • Gators1G
                      Gators1
                      last edited by

                      AI has automated everyone!

                      You can upload stuff into Chat GPT 4 like pictures, data or whatever. So it will photoshop shit for you, make charts from the data and even interact with the web. In this one video, Pakoon’s graphic design shit is automated, Jerry’s recipes, Zeppelin’s graphing failures, Tigger’s math, all the IT dudes’ programming, etc. The plugin thing is going to be interesting to see what people develop.

                      OpenAI’s GPT-4 Just Got Supercharged!

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                      • ?
                        A Former User
                        last edited by

                        I hate how much this resonates with me:

                        3vtlt3cwlrta1.jpg

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                        • JamJ
                          Jam
                          last edited by Jam

                          Whenever I’ve quoted a job based upon an engineer’s estimate whose work I know, I have always multiplied the estimated time to completion by four.

                          I’ve been off at times because I failed to estimate the time to completion by six.

                          "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                          • KilemallK
                            Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
                            last edited by

                            @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            I hate how much this resonates with me:

                            3vtlt3cwlrta1.jpg

                            I hate the PM profession sooooooo much…

                            https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                            Never go full Lithu-
                            Twain

                            No editing is gonna save you now-
                            Wingmann

                            http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

                            http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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                            • Lob12L
                              Lob12
                              last edited by

                              Prime Minister?

                              [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                              • Gators1G
                                Gators1
                                last edited by

                                Project manager

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                                • ?
                                  A Former User @Gators1
                                  last edited by

                                  @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  Project manager

                                  A great role to be in!

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                                  • Lob12L
                                    Lob12
                                    last edited by

                                    He didn’t say farming project manager.

                                    [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                                    • ?
                                      A Former User
                                      last edited by

                                      Rancher

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                                      • TazzT
                                        Tazz
                                        last edited by

                                        image.png

                                        GTFO

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                                        • Gators1G
                                          Gators1
                                          last edited by

                                          olde…

                                          I think I posted this before so olde too, but this guy tracked down the building based on that meme.

                                          The mystery of "MICHAELSOFT BINBOWS"

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                                          • TazzT
                                            Tazz
                                            last edited by

                                            Screenshot_20230425_131800_Brave.jpg

                                            GTFO

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