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    • ?
      A Former User @Gators1
      last edited by

      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

      He’s got a point. you already drew the lines so it’s probably faster to just write in the numbers than google “Excel for Dummies” and read through that.

      I am a professional and that is Bush league.

      Bush league!!

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      • Gators1G
        Gators1
        last edited by

        I thought you worked for the government? I have seen worse charts come from the government.

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        • ?
          A Former User @Gators1
          last edited by

          @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

          I thought you worked for the government? I have seen worse charts come from the government.

          Yes but I, personally, am a professional. I don’t settle for trash. Besides, drawing it might be close, but not exact.

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          • Gators1G
            Gators1 @A Former User
            last edited by

            @Zeppelin said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

            @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

            I thought you worked for the government? I have seen worse charts come from the government.

            Yes but I, personally, am a professional. I don’t settle for trash. Besides, drawing it might be close, but not exact.

            You trust Bill Gates to make it exact? How do you know he doesn’t half ass it in Excel and tell your vaccine to make you believe it’s exact?

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            • Gators1G
              Gators1
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              AI has automated everyone!

              You can upload stuff into Chat GPT 4 like pictures, data or whatever. So it will photoshop shit for you, make charts from the data and even interact with the web. In this one video, Pakoon’s graphic design shit is automated, Jerry’s recipes, Zeppelin’s graphing failures, Tigger’s math, all the IT dudes’ programming, etc. The plugin thing is going to be interesting to see what people develop.

              OpenAI’s GPT-4 Just Got Supercharged!

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              • ?
                A Former User
                last edited by

                I hate how much this resonates with me:

                3vtlt3cwlrta1.jpg

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                • JamJ
                  Jam
                  last edited by Jam

                  Whenever I’ve quoted a job based upon an engineer’s estimate whose work I know, I have always multiplied the estimated time to completion by four.

                  I’ve been off at times because I failed to estimate the time to completion by six.

                  "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                  • KilemallK
                    Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
                    last edited by

                    @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    I hate how much this resonates with me:

                    3vtlt3cwlrta1.jpg

                    I hate the PM profession sooooooo much…

                    https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                    Never go full Lithu-
                    Twain

                    No editing is gonna save you now-
                    Wingmann

                    http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

                    http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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                    • Lob12L
                      Lob12
                      last edited by

                      Prime Minister?

                      [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                      • Gators1G
                        Gators1
                        last edited by

                        Project manager

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                        • ?
                          A Former User @Gators1
                          last edited by

                          @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          Project manager

                          A great role to be in!

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                          • Lob12L
                            Lob12
                            last edited by

                            He didn’t say farming project manager.

                            [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                            • ?
                              A Former User
                              last edited by

                              Rancher

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                              • TazzT
                                Tazz
                                last edited by

                                image.png

                                GTFO

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                                • Gators1G
                                  Gators1
                                  last edited by

                                  olde…

                                  I think I posted this before so olde too, but this guy tracked down the building based on that meme.

                                  The mystery of "MICHAELSOFT BINBOWS"

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                                  • TazzT
                                    Tazz
                                    last edited by

                                    Screenshot_20230425_131800_Brave.jpg

                                    GTFO

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                                      oyaji @A Former User
                                      last edited by

                                      @Zeppelin said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      Nerds, to me!

                                      I have an Excel line chart plotted, but want to add a static line to it. By static I mean the value is the same across all 12 months, so its just a straight horizontal line. If I do x-y with y being the value, and x being the dates, it doest draw a line, it just plots the one value at the first date. Now this is because I dont have the corresponding table built with that static number running across all the date value, its just too much work

                                      I think i’'ve done this before years ago, but I also used Sigma Plot back then so maybe not.

                                      Dis blue line

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                                      da fuq - can’t afford a sharpie?

                                      https://www.politico.com/dims4/default/8df1714/2147483647/strip/true/crop/1160x773+0+0/resize/1920x1280!/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.politico.com%2F5a%2F42%2Fbccf4258496a962387f7ded31cb4%2F20190904-trump-map-sharpie-ap-773.jpg

                                      © 2015 - 2025 oyaji

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                                      • ?
                                        A Former User
                                        last edited by A Former User

                                        The below is a semi-regular occurrence for me when programming which is maybe part of why I like it.

                                        An hour ago:

                                        “Fuck. This is the hardest problem I’ve had. Maybe I’ve reached the limit of my capacity to understand abstractions and form a mental image of the problem.”

                                        A short time later after fixing it:

                                        “I grow more powerful than you could possibly imagine.”

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                                        • tiggerT
                                          tigger
                                          last edited by tigger

                                          Tigger Jr had his first programing meltdown on Wednesday…
                                          Everyone around him told him to welcome to real life.

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                                          • TazzT
                                            Tazz
                                            last edited by

                                            I bet a bowl of ice cream will help.

                                            GTFO

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