The OFFICIAL programming thread

Kilemall

@Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

I hate how much this resonates with me:

I hate the PM profession sooooooo much…

Lob12

Prime Minister?

Gators1

Project manager

@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Project manager

A great role to be in!

Lob12

He didn’t say farming project manager.

Tazz

Gators1

olde…

I think I posted this before so olde too, but this guy tracked down the building based on that meme.

The mystery of "MICHAELSOFT BINBOWS"

Tazz

oyaji

@Zeppelin said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Nerds, to me!

I have an Excel line chart plotted, but want to add a static line to it. By static I mean the value is the same across all 12 months, so its just a straight horizontal line. If I do x-y with y being the value, and x being the dates, it doest draw a line, it just plots the one value at the first date. Now this is because I dont have the corresponding table built with that static number running across all the date value, its just too much work

I think i’'ve done this before years ago, but I also used Sigma Plot back then so maybe not.

Dis blue line

da fuq - can’t afford a sharpie?

https://www.politico.com/dims4/default/8df1714/2147483647/strip/true/crop/1160x773+0+0/resize/1920x1280!/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.politico.com%2F5a%2F42%2Fbccf4258496a962387f7ded31cb4%2F20190904-trump-map-sharpie-ap-773.jpg

The below is a semi-regular occurrence for me when programming which is maybe part of why I like it.

An hour ago:

“Fuck. This is the hardest problem I’ve had. Maybe I’ve reached the limit of my capacity to understand abstractions and form a mental image of the problem.”

A short time later after fixing it:

“I grow more powerful than you could possibly imagine.”

tigger

Tigger Jr had his first programing meltdown on Wednesday…
Everyone around him told him to welcome to real life.

Tazz

I bet a bowl of ice cream will help.

Gators1

Kilemall

@tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Tigger Jr had his first programing meltdown on Wednesday…
Everyone around him told him to welcome to real life.

See, this is normal parenting.

Except in the US where real life is oppression by whitey, Jews, government, men, women, and/or TV show hosts and one should pitch a fit or get a law written to address it, not deal with it.

Real big civ problem.

Just like the squirrels planned.

Gators1

Nailed it. I turn it off as soon as I hear the accent even if it’s the only video returned with my problem. Can’t wait until GPT automates India.

indian coding tutorial with THE BEST audio quality

Gators1

Gators1

Free alternative to github copilot. @Hog can automate his job and get to spend more time on his tuk tuk drifting career.

AWS CodeWhisperer… The Copilot Killer?

Tazz

Kilemall

Jeff’s Rules, born of programming but applicable elsewhere.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BisKet4vvF_7zyH5OcfFDhP4WQdEVVt8YYzBytgdQ-o/mobilebasic

This guy is clearly American healthcare IT judging from the very thorough anti-Cerner rant halfway through. I really don’t like Cerner, so much so that I didn’t take the path of taking a job there cause of their suck. Would have been better family wise, but ewwwww.