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    • Gators1G
      Gators1 @A Former User
      last edited by

      @Zeppelin said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

      I thought you worked for the government? I have seen worse charts come from the government.

      Yes but I, personally, am a professional. I don’t settle for trash. Besides, drawing it might be close, but not exact.

      You trust Bill Gates to make it exact? How do you know he doesn’t half ass it in Excel and tell your vaccine to make you believe it’s exact?

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      • Gators1G
        Gators1
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        AI has automated everyone!

        You can upload stuff into Chat GPT 4 like pictures, data or whatever. So it will photoshop shit for you, make charts from the data and even interact with the web. In this one video, Pakoon’s graphic design shit is automated, Jerry’s recipes, Zeppelin’s graphing failures, Tigger’s math, all the IT dudes’ programming, etc. The plugin thing is going to be interesting to see what people develop.

        OpenAI’s GPT-4 Just Got Supercharged!

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        • ?
          A Former User
          last edited by

          I hate how much this resonates with me:

          3vtlt3cwlrta1.jpg

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          • JamJ
            Jam
            last edited by Jam

            Whenever I’ve quoted a job based upon an engineer’s estimate whose work I know, I have always multiplied the estimated time to completion by four.

            I’ve been off at times because I failed to estimate the time to completion by six.

            "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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            • KilemallK
              Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
              last edited by

              @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

              I hate how much this resonates with me:

              3vtlt3cwlrta1.jpg

              I hate the PM profession sooooooo much…

              https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

              Never go full Lithu-
              Twain

              No editing is gonna save you now-
              Wingmann

              http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

              http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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              • Lob12L
                Lob12
                last edited by

                Prime Minister?

                [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                • Gators1G
                  Gators1
                  last edited by

                  Project manager

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                  • ?
                    A Former User @Gators1
                    last edited by

                    @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    Project manager

                    A great role to be in!

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                    • Lob12L
                      Lob12
                      last edited by

                      He didn’t say farming project manager.

                      [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                      • ?
                        A Former User
                        last edited by

                        Rancher

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                        • TazzT
                          Tazz
                          last edited by

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                          GTFO

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                          • Gators1G
                            Gators1
                            last edited by

                            olde…

                            I think I posted this before so olde too, but this guy tracked down the building based on that meme.

                            The mystery of "MICHAELSOFT BINBOWS"

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                            • TazzT
                              Tazz
                              last edited by

                              Screenshot_20230425_131800_Brave.jpg

                              GTFO

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                              • O
                                oyaji @A Former User
                                last edited by

                                @Zeppelin said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                Nerds, to me!

                                I have an Excel line chart plotted, but want to add a static line to it. By static I mean the value is the same across all 12 months, so its just a straight horizontal line. If I do x-y with y being the value, and x being the dates, it doest draw a line, it just plots the one value at the first date. Now this is because I dont have the corresponding table built with that static number running across all the date value, its just too much work

                                I think i’'ve done this before years ago, but I also used Sigma Plot back then so maybe not.

                                Dis blue line

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                                da fuq - can’t afford a sharpie?

                                https://www.politico.com/dims4/default/8df1714/2147483647/strip/true/crop/1160x773+0+0/resize/1920x1280!/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.politico.com%2F5a%2F42%2Fbccf4258496a962387f7ded31cb4%2F20190904-trump-map-sharpie-ap-773.jpg

                                © 2015 - 2025 oyaji

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                                • ?
                                  A Former User
                                  last edited by A Former User

                                  The below is a semi-regular occurrence for me when programming which is maybe part of why I like it.

                                  An hour ago:

                                  “Fuck. This is the hardest problem I’ve had. Maybe I’ve reached the limit of my capacity to understand abstractions and form a mental image of the problem.”

                                  A short time later after fixing it:

                                  “I grow more powerful than you could possibly imagine.”

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                                  • tiggerT
                                    tigger
                                    last edited by tigger

                                    Tigger Jr had his first programing meltdown on Wednesday…
                                    Everyone around him told him to welcome to real life.

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                                    • TazzT
                                      Tazz
                                      last edited by

                                      I bet a bowl of ice cream will help.

                                      GTFO

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                                      • Gators1G
                                        Gators1
                                        last edited by

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                                        • KilemallK
                                          Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @tigger
                                          last edited by

                                          @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                          Tigger Jr had his first programing meltdown on Wednesday…
                                          Everyone around him told him to welcome to real life.

                                          See, this is normal parenting.

                                          Except in the US where real life is oppression by whitey, Jews, government, men, women, and/or TV show hosts and one should pitch a fit or get a law written to address it, not deal with it.

                                          Real big civ problem.

                                          Just like the squirrels planned.

                                          https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                          Never go full Lithu-
                                          Twain

                                          No editing is gonna save you now-
                                          Wingmann

                                          http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

                                          http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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                                          • Gators1G
                                            Gators1
                                            last edited by

                                            Nailed it. I turn it off as soon as I hear the accent even if it’s the only video returned with my problem. Can’t wait until GPT automates India.

                                            indian coding tutorial with THE BEST audio quality

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