The OFFICIAL programming thread
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Whenever I’ve quoted a job based upon an engineer’s estimate whose work I know, I have always multiplied the estimated time to completion by four.
I’ve been off at times because I failed to estimate the time to completion by six.
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@Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
I hate how much this resonates with me:
I hate the PM profession sooooooo much…
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Prime Minister?
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Project manager
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He didn’t say farming project manager.
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olde…
I think I posted this before so olde too, but this guy tracked down the building based on that meme.
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@Zeppelin said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
Nerds, to me!
I have an Excel line chart plotted, but want to add a static line to it. By static I mean the value is the same across all 12 months, so its just a straight horizontal line. If I do x-y with y being the value, and x being the dates, it doest draw a line, it just plots the one value at the first date. Now this is because I dont have the corresponding table built with that static number running across all the date value, its just too much work
I think i’'ve done this before years ago, but I also used Sigma Plot back then so maybe not.
Dis blue line
da fuq - can’t afford a sharpie?
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The below is a semi-regular occurrence for me when programming which is maybe part of why I like it.
An hour ago:
“Fuck. This is the hardest problem I’ve had. Maybe I’ve reached the limit of my capacity to understand abstractions and form a mental image of the problem.”
A short time later after fixing it:
“I grow more powerful than you could possibly imagine.”
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Tigger Jr had his first programing meltdown on Wednesday…
Everyone around him told him to welcome to real life. -
I bet a bowl of ice cream will help.
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@tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
Tigger Jr had his first programing meltdown on Wednesday…
Everyone around him told him to welcome to real life.See, this is normal parenting.
Except in the US where real life is oppression by whitey, Jews, government, men, women, and/or TV show hosts and one should pitch a fit or get a law written to address it, not deal with it.
Real big civ problem.
Just like the squirrels planned.
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Nailed it. I turn it off as soon as I hear the accent even if it’s the only video returned with my problem. Can’t wait until GPT automates India.
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Free alternative to github copilot. @Hog can automate his job and get to spend more time on his tuk tuk drifting career.
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The mystery of "MICHAELSOFT BINBOWS"
