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    • ?
      A Former User
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      ffs

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      • TazzT
        Tazz
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        Use Microsoft Paint

        GTFO

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        • rote7R
          rote7 @Tazz
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          @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

          Use Microsoft Paint

          Damn, you beat me to it.

          fffg

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          • ?
            A Former User @Tazz
            last edited by

            @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

            Use Microsoft Paint

            Or a sharpie

            I mean…

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            • Gators1G
              Gators1
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              He’s got a point. you already drew the lines so it’s probably faster to just write in the numbers than google “Excel for Dummies” and read through that.

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              • ?
                A Former User @Gators1
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                @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                He’s got a point. you already drew the lines so it’s probably faster to just write in the numbers than google “Excel for Dummies” and read through that.

                I am a professional and that is Bush league.

                Bush league!!

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                • Gators1G
                  Gators1
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                  I thought you worked for the government? I have seen worse charts come from the government.

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                  • ?
                    A Former User @Gators1
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                    @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    I thought you worked for the government? I have seen worse charts come from the government.

                    Yes but I, personally, am a professional. I don’t settle for trash. Besides, drawing it might be close, but not exact.

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                    • Gators1G
                      Gators1 @A Former User
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                      @Zeppelin said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                      I thought you worked for the government? I have seen worse charts come from the government.

                      Yes but I, personally, am a professional. I don’t settle for trash. Besides, drawing it might be close, but not exact.

                      You trust Bill Gates to make it exact? How do you know he doesn’t half ass it in Excel and tell your vaccine to make you believe it’s exact?

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                      • Gators1G
                        Gators1
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                        AI has automated everyone!

                        You can upload stuff into Chat GPT 4 like pictures, data or whatever. So it will photoshop shit for you, make charts from the data and even interact with the web. In this one video, Pakoon’s graphic design shit is automated, Jerry’s recipes, Zeppelin’s graphing failures, Tigger’s math, all the IT dudes’ programming, etc. The plugin thing is going to be interesting to see what people develop.

                        OpenAI’s GPT-4 Just Got Supercharged!

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                        • ?
                          A Former User
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                          I hate how much this resonates with me:

                          3vtlt3cwlrta1.jpg

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                          • JamJ
                            Jam
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                            Whenever I’ve quoted a job based upon an engineer’s estimate whose work I know, I have always multiplied the estimated time to completion by four.

                            I’ve been off at times because I failed to estimate the time to completion by six.

                            "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                            • KilemallK
                              Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
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                              @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                              I hate how much this resonates with me:

                              3vtlt3cwlrta1.jpg

                              I hate the PM profession sooooooo much…

                              https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                              Never go full Lithu-
                              Twain

                              No editing is gonna save you now-
                              Wingmann

                              http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

                              http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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                              • Lob12L
                                Lob12
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                                Prime Minister?

                                [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                                • Gators1G
                                  Gators1
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                                  Project manager

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                                  • ?
                                    A Former User @Gators1
                                    last edited by

                                    @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    Project manager

                                    A great role to be in!

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                                    • Lob12L
                                      Lob12
                                      last edited by

                                      He didn’t say farming project manager.

                                      [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                                      • ?
                                        A Former User
                                        last edited by

                                        Rancher

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                                        • TazzT
                                          Tazz
                                          last edited by

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                                          GTFO

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                                          • Gators1G
                                            Gators1
                                            last edited by

                                            olde…

                                            I think I posted this before so olde too, but this guy tracked down the building based on that meme.

                                            The mystery of "MICHAELSOFT BINBOWS"

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