The OFFICIAL programming thread
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olde…
I think I posted this before so olde too, but this guy tracked down the building based on that meme.
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@Zeppelin said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
Nerds, to me!
I have an Excel line chart plotted, but want to add a static line to it. By static I mean the value is the same across all 12 months, so its just a straight horizontal line. If I do x-y with y being the value, and x being the dates, it doest draw a line, it just plots the one value at the first date. Now this is because I dont have the corresponding table built with that static number running across all the date value, its just too much work
I think i’'ve done this before years ago, but I also used Sigma Plot back then so maybe not.
Dis blue line
da fuq - can’t afford a sharpie?
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The below is a semi-regular occurrence for me when programming which is maybe part of why I like it.
An hour ago:
“Fuck. This is the hardest problem I’ve had. Maybe I’ve reached the limit of my capacity to understand abstractions and form a mental image of the problem.”
A short time later after fixing it:
“I grow more powerful than you could possibly imagine.”
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Tigger Jr had his first programing meltdown on Wednesday…
Everyone around him told him to welcome to real life. -
I bet a bowl of ice cream will help.
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@tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
Tigger Jr had his first programing meltdown on Wednesday…
Everyone around him told him to welcome to real life.See, this is normal parenting.
Except in the US where real life is oppression by whitey, Jews, government, men, women, and/or TV show hosts and one should pitch a fit or get a law written to address it, not deal with it.
Real big civ problem.
Just like the squirrels planned.
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Nailed it. I turn it off as soon as I hear the accent even if it’s the only video returned with my problem. Can’t wait until GPT automates India.
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Free alternative to github copilot. @Hog can automate his job and get to spend more time on his tuk tuk drifting career.
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Jeff’s Rules, born of programming but applicable elsewhere.
This guy is clearly American healthcare IT judging from the very thorough anti-Cerner rant halfway through. I really don’t like Cerner, so much so that I didn’t take the path of taking a job there cause of their suck. Would have been better family wise, but ewwwww.
https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg
Never go full Lithu-
TwainNo editing is gonna save you now-
Wingmannhttp://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG
http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg
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Shit, now I gotta use Edge. Bing AI is available to everyone based on ChatGPT. It also returns links related to the answer.
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@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
Jeff’s Rules, born of programming but applicable elsewhere.
This guy is clearly American healthcare IT judging from the very thorough anti-Cerner rant halfway through. I really don’t like Cerner, so much so that I didn’t take the path of taking a job there cause of their suck. Would have been better family wise, but ewwwww.
i woulda preferred his rules start at -5 but whateveah
If no set of moral ideas were truer or better than any other, there would be no sense in preferring civilized morality to savage morality, or Christian morality to Nazi morality. In fact, of course, we all do believe that some moralities are better than others . . . . The moment you say that one set of moral ideas can be better than another, you are, in fact, measuring them both by a standard . . . admitting that there is such a thing as a real Right, independent of what people think, and that some people's ideas get nearer to that real Right than others."
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@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
Jeff’s Rules, born of programming but applicable elsewhere.
This guy is clearly American healthcare IT judging from the very thorough anti-Cerner rant halfway through. I really don’t like Cerner, so much so that I didn’t take the path of taking a job there cause of their suck. Would have been better family wise, but ewwwww.
Apparently, Orwell never said it but, damn, this is a good line:
“There are some ideas so wrong that only a very intelligent person could believe in them.” -George Orwell
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@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
Shit, now I gotta use Edge. Bing AI is available to everyone based on ChatGPT. It also returns links related to the answer.
I use edge and bing all the time for work and they opted me to the beta or whatever it was the week after they announced it (a month or two ago). I tried it briefly but it irritated me.
- First, I’m used to seeing search results just instantly appear when I enter a query. Waiting for the AI to respond felt like an eternity.
- Second, it was buggy af. I couldn’t get to the AI part 8 times out of 10.
- Third, they actually made my browser chime whenever I did a bing search to remind me to use AI. Don’t play a sound in my browser unless I specifically ask you to ya cunts. I almost switched search engines.
Maybe I’m just old and set in my ways. I probably should try it again.
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I subbed to the openai one because I find it useful. Saves me a lot of googling and trying to figure out what illiterate assholes are talking about. Trying to learn some aws shit now and it can walk me through step by step rather than me difficult through the billion pages on the site for an example. It gets it wrong sometimes but usually I just tell it “it gave me an error dumbass” and it apologizes and we work it out in a few tries. Also have not tried it but I guess it can write my essays for me saving me a lot of time on this forum. Might not work though because its woke from what I hear.
The mystery of "MICHAELSOFT BINBOWS"
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BisKet4vvF_7zyH5OcfFDhP4WQdEVVt8YYzBytgdQ-o/mobilebasic
