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    • Gators1G
      Gators1 @A Former User
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      @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

      I’ve always tested my code but our process for migration to QA is such a PITA that I’m doubly incentivized to get it right and not have to go through it more times than is necessary.

      My problem is nobody has actively managed the development group in years so testing isn’t even a thing. I have suggested, cussed, raged, etc and nothing happens. Newest boss is a dumbass so not getting better anytime soon. The whole development group needs to be fired as well and start from scratch. It used to upset me but now I mostly don’t give a shit. If it all falls apart, I am not the one in charge.

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      • Gators1G
        Gators1 @Kilemall
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        @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

        @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

        I wish our developers thought testing their code was a good idea. Even worse our department wants to go to CICD so they will break production even faster.

        In banking you get fired if you create downtime. Well ok somebody is getting fired, and often it’s the poor programmer ordered to do stupid things, not the manager who actually caused it.

        Banking actually pays for talented programmers though, unlike my company.

        That’s a problem.

        Bail fast, inevitably bad engineering leads to Boeing.

        Yeah, I wish but can’t atm. Am getting paid pretty well so will probably milk that for as long as I can.

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        • ?
          A Former User
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          Nerds:
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          I had to search through the comments before I learned they were talking about GitHub activity:

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          • Gators1G
            Gators1
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            That’s a pretty good chart showing how many times I delete and start over.

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            • TazzT
              Tazz
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              GTFO

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              • Gators1G
                Gators1
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                Kind of funny video and interesting idea. Maybe I should be using this for LOT so Lithu doesn’t steal my secretz.

                the most SECURE browser!! (testing it with malware)

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                • TazzT
                  Tazz
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                  image.png

                  GTFO

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                  • ?
                    A Former User
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                    https://twitter.com/shashj/status/1636101746714894337?s=20
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                    • Gators1G
                      Gators1
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                      @Lob12 's gotta get paid…

                      Peter Kafka  /  Feb 1, 2023  /  technology

                      The AI boom is here, and so are the lawsuits

                      The AI boom is here, and so are the lawsuits

                      What can Napster tell us about the future?

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                      • Gators1G
                        Gators1
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                        M$ is all in on AI. Already integrated in Office 365 and for once they came up with something useful.

                        Introducing Microsoft 365 Copilot with Outlook, PowerPoint, Excel, and OneNote

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                        • ?
                          A Former User
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                          I could see myself using this to create whole cities one day:

                          Reddit: GPT-4 to Blender

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                          • Gators1G
                            Gators1 @A Former User
                            last edited by

                            @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            I could see myself using this to create whole cities one day:

                            Reddit: GPT-4 to Blender

                            Someone is gonna be pissed if you create a whole medival village complete with peasants with all their body parts in 5 minutes.

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                            • KilemallK
                              Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
                              last edited by

                              @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                              @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                              I could see myself using this to create whole cities one day:

                              Reddit: GPT-4 to Blender

                              Someone is gonna be pissed if you create a whole medival village complete with peasants with all their body parts in 5 minutes.

                              Finnish modeling cobblers thrown out of work by globalist AI!

                              https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                              Never go full Lithu-
                              Twain

                              No editing is gonna save you now-
                              Wingmann

                              http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

                              http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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                              • TazzT
                                Tazz
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                                GTFO

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                                • Gators1G
                                  Gators1
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                                  Apr 4, 2023  /  ChatGPT

                                  Samsung workers made a major error by using ChatGPT

                                  Samsung workers made a major error by using ChatGPT

                                  Samsung meeting notes and new source code are now in the wild after being leaked in ChatGPT

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                                  • ?
                                    A Former User @Gators1
                                    last edited by

                                    @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    Samsung meeting notes and new source code are now in the wild

                                    Interesting enough article without the lying, clickbait intro text.

                                    I guess the fuckers got me to read it.

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                                    • ?
                                      A Former User
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                                      Nerds, to me!

                                      I have an Excel line chart plotted, but want to add a static line to it. By static I mean the value is the same across all 12 months, so its just a straight horizontal line. If I do x-y with y being the value, and x being the dates, it doest draw a line, it just plots the one value at the first date. Now this is because I dont have the corresponding table built with that static number running across all the date value, its just too much work

                                      I think i’'ve done this before years ago, but I also used Sigma Plot back then so maybe not.

                                      Dis blue line

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                                      • ?
                                        A Former User @A Former User
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                                        @Zeppelin said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        I dont have the corresponding table built with that static number running across all the date value

                                        Can’t you just use the same table where the variable data is coming from and insert a column? Enter the static value and let Excel auto fill it out down the entire range.

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                                        • ?
                                          A Former User @A Former User
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                                          @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                          @Zeppelin said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                          I dont have the corresponding table built with that static number running across all the date value

                                          Can’t you just use the same table where the variable data is coming from and insert a column? Enter the static value and let Excel auto fill it out down the entire range.

                                          It is what I did, but the y value just says 65.5. It would need to say that 12 times, I think. As a range of values.

                                          I feel there is a switch to put in there next to the 65.5

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                                          • Gators1G
                                            Gators1
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                                            What Hog said. You need to add a value of 65.5 for every value of X in your data source.

                                            How to add a line in Excel graph: average line, benchmark, etc.

                                            How to add a line in Excel graph: average line, benchmark, etc.

                                            See how to add a horizontal a line in Excel chart such as an average line, baseline, benchmark, trend line, etc.

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