The OFFICIAL programming thread

Kilemall

@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

I wish our developers thought testing their code was a good idea. Even worse our department wants to go to CICD so they will break production even faster.

In banking you get fired if you create downtime. Well ok somebody is getting fired, and often it’s the poor programmer ordered to do stupid things, not the manager who actually caused it.

Banking actually pays for talented programmers though, unlike my company.

That’s a problem.

Bail fast, inevitably bad engineering leads to Boeing.

Gators1

@Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

I’ve always tested my code but our process for migration to QA is such a PITA that I’m doubly incentivized to get it right and not have to go through it more times than is necessary.

My problem is nobody has actively managed the development group in years so testing isn’t even a thing. I have suggested, cussed, raged, etc and nothing happens. Newest boss is a dumbass so not getting better anytime soon. The whole development group needs to be fired as well and start from scratch. It used to upset me but now I mostly don’t give a shit. If it all falls apart, I am not the one in charge.

Gators1

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

I wish our developers thought testing their code was a good idea. Even worse our department wants to go to CICD so they will break production even faster.

In banking you get fired if you create downtime. Well ok somebody is getting fired, and often it’s the poor programmer ordered to do stupid things, not the manager who actually caused it.

Banking actually pays for talented programmers though, unlike my company.

That’s a problem.

Bail fast, inevitably bad engineering leads to Boeing.

Yeah, I wish but can’t atm. Am getting paid pretty well so will probably milk that for as long as I can.

Nerds:

I had to search through the comments before I learned they were talking about GitHub activity:

Gators1

That’s a pretty good chart showing how many times I delete and start over.

Tazz

Gators1

Kind of funny video and interesting idea. Maybe I should be using this for LOT so Lithu doesn’t steal my secretz.

the most SECURE browser!! (testing it with malware)

Tazz

https://twitter.com/shashj/status/1636101746714894337?s=20

Gators1

@Lob12 's gotta get paid…

Peter Kafka / Feb 1, 2023 / technology

The AI boom is here, and so are the lawsuits

What can Napster tell us about the future?

Gators1

M$ is all in on AI. Already integrated in Office 365 and for once they came up with something useful.

Introducing Microsoft 365 Copilot with Outlook, PowerPoint, Excel, and OneNote

I could see myself using this to create whole cities one day:

Reddit: GPT-4 to Blender

Gators1

@Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

I could see myself using this to create whole cities one day:

Reddit: GPT-4 to Blender

Someone is gonna be pissed if you create a whole medival village complete with peasants with all their body parts in 5 minutes.

Kilemall

@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

I could see myself using this to create whole cities one day:

Reddit: GPT-4 to Blender

Someone is gonna be pissed if you create a whole medival village complete with peasants with all their body parts in 5 minutes.

Finnish modeling cobblers thrown out of work by globalist AI!

Tazz

Gators1

Apr 4, 2023 / ChatGPT

Samsung workers made a major error by using ChatGPT

Samsung meeting notes and new source code are now in the wild after being leaked in ChatGPT

@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Samsung meeting notes and new source code are now in the wild

Interesting enough article without the lying, clickbait intro text.

I guess the fuckers got me to read it.

Nerds, to me!

I have an Excel line chart plotted, but want to add a static line to it. By static I mean the value is the same across all 12 months, so its just a straight horizontal line. If I do x-y with y being the value, and x being the dates, it doest draw a line, it just plots the one value at the first date. Now this is because I dont have the corresponding table built with that static number running across all the date value, its just too much work

I think i’'ve done this before years ago, but I also used Sigma Plot back then so maybe not.

Dis blue line

@Zeppelin said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

I dont have the corresponding table built with that static number running across all the date value

Can’t you just use the same table where the variable data is coming from and insert a column? Enter the static value and let Excel auto fill it out down the entire range.

@Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Zeppelin said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

I dont have the corresponding table built with that static number running across all the date value

Can’t you just use the same table where the variable data is coming from and insert a column? Enter the static value and let Excel auto fill it out down the entire range.

It is what I did, but the y value just says 65.5. It would need to say that 12 times, I think. As a range of values.

I feel there is a switch to put in there next to the 65.5