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    • TazzT
      Tazz
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      GTFO

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      • TazzT
        Tazz
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        GTFO

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        • ?
          A Former User
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          I’m trying to work out what’s unethical about the below. I can’t figure out the angle:

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          • Gators1G
            Gators1 @A Former User
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            @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

            I’m trying to work out what’s unethical about the below. I can’t figure out the angle:

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            Maybe sandbagging your development time? Like if you are actually a faster coder than your peers, but you keep your development time in line with your peers so you can play some COD in the afternoon? Dunno.

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            • KilemallK
              Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
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              @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

              I’m trying to work out what’s unethical about the below. I can’t figure out the angle:

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              Good practice, too easy to make oversights in the rush to finish and better to look at with fresh eyes and another round of QA.

              https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

              Never go full Lithu-
              Twain

              No editing is gonna save you now-
              Wingmann

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              • Gators1G
                Gators1
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                I wish our developers thought testing their code was a good idea. Even worse our department wants to go to CICD so they will break production even faster.

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                • KilemallK
                  Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
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                  @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  I wish our developers thought testing their code was a good idea. Even worse our department wants to go to CICD so they will break production even faster.

                  In banking you get fired if you create downtime. Well ok somebody is getting fired, and often it’s the poor programmer ordered to do stupid things, not the manager who actually caused it.

                  https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                  Never go full Lithu-
                  Twain

                  No editing is gonna save you now-
                  Wingmann

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                  • Gators1G
                    Gators1 @Kilemall
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                    @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    I wish our developers thought testing their code was a good idea. Even worse our department wants to go to CICD so they will break production even faster.

                    In banking you get fired if you create downtime. Well ok somebody is getting fired, and often it’s the poor programmer ordered to do stupid things, not the manager who actually caused it.

                    Banking actually pays for talented programmers though, unlike my company.

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                    • ?
                      A Former User
                      last edited by A Former User

                      I’ve always tested my code but our process for migration to QA is such a PITA that I’m doubly incentivized to get it right and not have to go through it more times than is necessary.

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                      • KilemallK
                        Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
                        last edited by

                        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        I wish our developers thought testing their code was a good idea. Even worse our department wants to go to CICD so they will break production even faster.

                        In banking you get fired if you create downtime. Well ok somebody is getting fired, and often it’s the poor programmer ordered to do stupid things, not the manager who actually caused it.

                        Banking actually pays for talented programmers though, unlike my company.

                        That’s a problem.

                        Bail fast, inevitably bad engineering leads to Boeing.

                        https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                        Never go full Lithu-
                        Twain

                        No editing is gonna save you now-
                        Wingmann

                        http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

                        http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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                        • Gators1G
                          Gators1 @A Former User
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                          @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          I’ve always tested my code but our process for migration to QA is such a PITA that I’m doubly incentivized to get it right and not have to go through it more times than is necessary.

                          My problem is nobody has actively managed the development group in years so testing isn’t even a thing. I have suggested, cussed, raged, etc and nothing happens. Newest boss is a dumbass so not getting better anytime soon. The whole development group needs to be fired as well and start from scratch. It used to upset me but now I mostly don’t give a shit. If it all falls apart, I am not the one in charge.

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                          • Gators1G
                            Gators1 @Kilemall
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                            @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            I wish our developers thought testing their code was a good idea. Even worse our department wants to go to CICD so they will break production even faster.

                            In banking you get fired if you create downtime. Well ok somebody is getting fired, and often it’s the poor programmer ordered to do stupid things, not the manager who actually caused it.

                            Banking actually pays for talented programmers though, unlike my company.

                            That’s a problem.

                            Bail fast, inevitably bad engineering leads to Boeing.

                            Yeah, I wish but can’t atm. Am getting paid pretty well so will probably milk that for as long as I can.

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                            • ?
                              A Former User
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                              Nerds:
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                              I had to search through the comments before I learned they were talking about GitHub activity:

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                              • Gators1G
                                Gators1
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                                That’s a pretty good chart showing how many times I delete and start over.

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                                • TazzT
                                  Tazz
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                                  GTFO

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                                  • Gators1G
                                    Gators1
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                                    Kind of funny video and interesting idea. Maybe I should be using this for LOT so Lithu doesn’t steal my secretz.

                                    the most SECURE browser!! (testing it with malware)

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                                      Tazz
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                                      GTFO

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                                      • ?
                                        A Former User
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                                        https://twitter.com/shashj/status/1636101746714894337?s=20
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                                        • Gators1G
                                          Gators1
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                                          @Lob12 's gotta get paid…

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                                          • Gators1G
                                            Gators1
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                                            M$ is all in on AI. Already integrated in Office 365 and for once they came up with something useful.

                                            Introducing Microsoft 365 Copilot with Outlook, PowerPoint, Excel, and OneNote

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