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    • Gators1G
      Gators1 @tigger
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      @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

      @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

      @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

      @Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.

      It’s a lot cheaper to make a movie than land on the moon and pocket the difference. The big corruption machine needs to be fed. Lern 2 capitalsim!

      My understanding is the moon landings were faked and Stanley Kubrick was the director. And he, of course, insisted it to be filmed on the moon.

      Americans go that extra mile to make great film entertainment.

      I think this also explains why they had to go to the Moon so many times. You’d think once would be enough but when you imagine the lights and the generators and the oxygen for them and everything…

      And retakes. Kubrick was a perfectionist.

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      • GustafG
        Gustaf
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        But the blooper real is hysterical.

        "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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        • ?
          A Former User
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          https://www.pcmag.com/news/chatgpt-passes-google-coding-interview-for-level-3-engineer-with-183k-salary

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          • ?
            A Former User
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            From front page of Reddit today:
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            • JamJ
              Jam
              last edited by

              What a nerd!

              "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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              • Gators1G
                Gators1
                last edited by

                Damn hackers!!! I always wondered what SQL injection was but it’s stupid easy. Should have figured it out.

                SQL Injections are scary!! (hacking tutorial for beginners)

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                • GustafG
                  Gustaf
                  last edited by

                  I got the Pfizer one.

                  "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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                  • rote7R
                    rote7 @A Former User
                    last edited by rote7

                    @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    From front page of Reddit today:
                    o9exmbw1kega1.jpg

                    Programming languages in a nutshell?

                    I especially like the JS reference, their string behavior is a real mess.

                    EDIT EDIT:

                    Cant find the original video I have in mind but this one will do:

                    Weirdest JavaScript behavior ever!

                    And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

                    fffg

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                    • GustafG
                      Gustaf
                      last edited by

                      - YouTube

                      "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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                      • Gators1G
                        Gators1
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                        I searched for the Traveller thread and it broke the forum. Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

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                        • ?
                          A Former User @Gators1
                          last edited by A Former User

                          @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                          It looks like something wen’t wrong in the search api. If I had to speculate I’d say the sizeCalculation routine returned an invalid value. It needed to return a positive integer but it didn’t.

                          Where can I send my invoice?

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                          • Gators1G
                            Gators1 @A Former User
                            last edited by

                            @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                            It looks like something wen’t wrong in the search api. If I had to speculate I’d say the sizeCalculation routine returned an invalid value. It needed to return a positive integer but it didn’t.

                            Where can I send my invoice?

                            You didn’t fix it! It was a success based fee structure.

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                            • Lob12L
                              Lob12 @Gators1
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                              @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                              . Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                              This the real reason behind labour shortages; racism.

                              [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                              • Gators1G
                                Gators1 @Lob12
                                last edited by Gators1

                                @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                . Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                                This the real reason behind labour shortages; racism.

                                Is it racism when the slight is true? Can you accurately search on this POS forum? If you want to redeem your people, fix the damn search!

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                                • Lob12L
                                  Lob12 @Gators1
                                  last edited by

                                  @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  . Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                                  This the real reason behind labour shortages; racism.

                                  Is it racism when the slight is true? Can you accurately search on this POS forum? If you want to redeem your people, fix the damn search!

                                  it is doubly racist when the slight is true!

                                  [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                                  • Gators1G
                                    Gators1 @Lob12
                                    last edited by

                                    @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    . Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                                    This the real reason behind labour shortages; racism.

                                    Is it racism when the slight is true? Can you accurately search on this POS forum? If you want to redeem your people, fix the damn search!

                                    it is doubly racist when the slight is true!

                                    Dammit. So are you going to cancel me?

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                                    • KilemallK
                                      Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
                                      last edited by

                                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      . Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                                      This the real reason behind labour shortages; racism.

                                      Is it racism when the slight is true? Can you accurately search on this POS forum? If you want to redeem your people, fix the damn search!

                                      it is doubly racist when the slight is true!

                                      Dammit. So are you going to cancel me?

                                      Worse- label you LatinX while being smug self righteous cultural overlords!!!

                                      https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                      Never go full Lithu-
                                      Twain

                                      No editing is gonna save you now-
                                      Wingmann

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                                      • Lob12L
                                        Lob12 @Gators1
                                        last edited by

                                        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        . Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                                        This the real reason behind labour shortages; racism.

                                        Is it racism when the slight is true? Can you accurately search on this POS forum? If you want to redeem your people, fix the damn search!

                                        it is doubly racist when the slight is true!

                                        Dammit. So are you going to cancel me?

                                        I would, but you don’t have enough instagram followers to make it worth it.

                                        Yet.

                                        [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                                        • rote7R
                                          rote7 @Gators1
                                          last edited by

                                          @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                          I searched for the Traveller thread and it broke the forum. Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                                          ea26e672-0b7f-41b7-b0b8-712e872a406f-image.png

                                          Too many posts, it’s an integer overflow. That must be a really long thread.

                                          fffg

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                                          • TazzT
                                            Tazz
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                                            GTFO

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