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    • GustafG
      Gustaf
      last edited by

      I got the Pfizer one.

      "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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      • rote7R
        rote7 @A Former User
        last edited by rote7

        @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

        From front page of Reddit today:
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        Programming languages in a nutshell?

        I especially like the JS reference, their string behavior is a real mess.

        EDIT EDIT:

        Cant find the original video I have in mind but this one will do:

        Weirdest JavaScript behavior ever!

        And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

        fffg

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        • GustafG
          Gustaf
          last edited by

          - YouTube

          "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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          • Gators1G
            Gators1
            last edited by

            I searched for the Traveller thread and it broke the forum. Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

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            • ?
              A Former User @Gators1
              last edited by A Former User

              @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

              Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

              It looks like something wen’t wrong in the search api. If I had to speculate I’d say the sizeCalculation routine returned an invalid value. It needed to return a positive integer but it didn’t.

              Where can I send my invoice?

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              • Gators1G
                Gators1 @A Former User
                last edited by

                @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                It looks like something wen’t wrong in the search api. If I had to speculate I’d say the sizeCalculation routine returned an invalid value. It needed to return a positive integer but it didn’t.

                Where can I send my invoice?

                You didn’t fix it! It was a success based fee structure.

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                • Lob12L
                  Lob12 @Gators1
                  last edited by

                  @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  . Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                  This the real reason behind labour shortages; racism.

                  [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                  • Gators1G
                    Gators1 @Lob12
                    last edited by Gators1

                    @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    . Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                    This the real reason behind labour shortages; racism.

                    Is it racism when the slight is true? Can you accurately search on this POS forum? If you want to redeem your people, fix the damn search!

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                    • Lob12L
                      Lob12 @Gators1
                      last edited by

                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                      @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                      . Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                      This the real reason behind labour shortages; racism.

                      Is it racism when the slight is true? Can you accurately search on this POS forum? If you want to redeem your people, fix the damn search!

                      it is doubly racist when the slight is true!

                      [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                      • Gators1G
                        Gators1 @Lob12
                        last edited by

                        @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        . Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                        This the real reason behind labour shortages; racism.

                        Is it racism when the slight is true? Can you accurately search on this POS forum? If you want to redeem your people, fix the damn search!

                        it is doubly racist when the slight is true!

                        Dammit. So are you going to cancel me?

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                        • KilemallK
                          Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
                          last edited by

                          @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          . Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                          This the real reason behind labour shortages; racism.

                          Is it racism when the slight is true? Can you accurately search on this POS forum? If you want to redeem your people, fix the damn search!

                          it is doubly racist when the slight is true!

                          Dammit. So are you going to cancel me?

                          Worse- label you LatinX while being smug self righteous cultural overlords!!!

                          https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                          Never go full Lithu-
                          Twain

                          No editing is gonna save you now-
                          Wingmann

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                          • Lob12L
                            Lob12 @Gators1
                            last edited by

                            @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            . Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                            This the real reason behind labour shortages; racism.

                            Is it racism when the slight is true? Can you accurately search on this POS forum? If you want to redeem your people, fix the damn search!

                            it is doubly racist when the slight is true!

                            Dammit. So are you going to cancel me?

                            I would, but you don’t have enough instagram followers to make it worth it.

                            Yet.

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                            • rote7R
                              rote7 @Gators1
                              last edited by

                              @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                              I searched for the Traveller thread and it broke the forum. Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

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                              Too many posts, it’s an integer overflow. That must be a really long thread.

                              fffg

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                              • TazzT
                                Tazz
                                last edited by

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                                GTFO

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                                • Gators1G
                                  Gators1
                                  last edited by

                                  Fucking programmers!!!

                                  The Airline Industry’s Problem with Absolutely Ancient IT

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                                  • StuS
                                    Stu @Gators1
                                    last edited by

                                    @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    Fucking programmers!!!

                                    The Airline Industry’s Problem with Absolutely Ancient IT

                                    That reminds me of something I read about the Space Shuttle. It was still operating on 8" floppy disks in the 2000’s so NASA was quietly bidding on just about every single 8" disk that appeared on eBay back then, since they were long out of production.

                                    It is easy to do justice - very hard to do right

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                                    • Gators1G
                                      Gators1 @Stu
                                      last edited by

                                      @Stu said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      Fucking programmers!!!

                                      The Airline Industry’s Problem with Absolutely Ancient IT

                                      That reminds me of something I read about the Space Shuttle. It was still operating on 8" floppy disks in the 2000’s so NASA was quietly bidding on just about every single 8" disk that appeared on eBay back then, since they were long out of production.

                                      There was a documentary done on our nuclear force I think either late 2000s or early 2010s and they were using those same disks. Maybe that’s why those agencies’ budgets are so big because they are bidding against each other on ebay for old shit?

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                                      • StuS
                                        Stu @Gators1
                                        last edited by

                                        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        @Stu said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        Fucking programmers!!!

                                        The Airline Industry’s Problem with Absolutely Ancient IT

                                        That reminds me of something I read about the Space Shuttle. It was still operating on 8" floppy disks in the 2000’s so NASA was quietly bidding on just about every single 8" disk that appeared on eBay back then, since they were long out of production.

                                        There was a documentary done on our nuclear force I think either late 2000s or early 2010s and they were using those same disks. Maybe that’s why those agencies’ budgets are so big because they are bidding against each other on ebay for old shit?

                                        So if I’m every hurled back in time I’ll buy a couple boxes of 8" disks and then in 2005 list them on eBay with a $1,000,000,000 reserve.

                                        It is easy to do justice - very hard to do right

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                                        • Gators1G
                                          Gators1
                                          last edited by

                                          Here it is. 2014.

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                                          60 Minutes

                                          Who's minding the nukes?

                                          Who's minding the nukes?

                                          Lesley Stahl gets rare access inside an American nuclear control center and meets the young airmen who watch over some of the world’s deadliest weapons

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                                          • Gators1G
                                            Gators1
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                                            @Hog Since Tazz and Jam are in their twilight years and should be enjoying the time they have left, can you make a script that automatically posts their Facebook feed into the Boomer thread? That way they don’t have to do it manually and can use the time productively and it’s properly categorized so we don’t have to read that shit in other threads. In other words a win-win.

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