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    • Lob12L
      Lob12 @Gators1
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      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

      @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

      . Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

      This the real reason behind labour shortages; racism.

      Is it racism when the slight is true? Can you accurately search on this POS forum? If you want to redeem your people, fix the damn search!

      it is doubly racist when the slight is true!

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      • Gators1G
        Gators1 @Lob12
        last edited by

        @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

        @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

        . Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

        This the real reason behind labour shortages; racism.

        Is it racism when the slight is true? Can you accurately search on this POS forum? If you want to redeem your people, fix the damn search!

        it is doubly racist when the slight is true!

        Dammit. So are you going to cancel me?

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        • KilemallK
          Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
          last edited by

          @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

          @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

          @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

          @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

          @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

          . Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

          This the real reason behind labour shortages; racism.

          Is it racism when the slight is true? Can you accurately search on this POS forum? If you want to redeem your people, fix the damn search!

          it is doubly racist when the slight is true!

          Dammit. So are you going to cancel me?

          Worse- label you LatinX while being smug self righteous cultural overlords!!!

          https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

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          Twain

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          • Lob12L
            Lob12 @Gators1
            last edited by

            @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

            @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

            @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

            @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

            @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

            . Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

            This the real reason behind labour shortages; racism.

            Is it racism when the slight is true? Can you accurately search on this POS forum? If you want to redeem your people, fix the damn search!

            it is doubly racist when the slight is true!

            Dammit. So are you going to cancel me?

            I would, but you don’t have enough instagram followers to make it worth it.

            Yet.

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            • rote7R
              rote7 @Gators1
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              @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

              I searched for the Traveller thread and it broke the forum. Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

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              Too many posts, it’s an integer overflow. That must be a really long thread.

              fffg

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              • TazzT
                Tazz
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                GTFO

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                • Gators1G
                  Gators1
                  last edited by

                  Fucking programmers!!!

                  The Airline Industry’s Problem with Absolutely Ancient IT

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                  • StuS
                    Stu @Gators1
                    last edited by

                    @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    Fucking programmers!!!

                    The Airline Industry’s Problem with Absolutely Ancient IT

                    That reminds me of something I read about the Space Shuttle. It was still operating on 8" floppy disks in the 2000’s so NASA was quietly bidding on just about every single 8" disk that appeared on eBay back then, since they were long out of production.

                    It is easy to do justice - very hard to do right

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                    • Gators1G
                      Gators1 @Stu
                      last edited by

                      @Stu said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                      Fucking programmers!!!

                      The Airline Industry’s Problem with Absolutely Ancient IT

                      That reminds me of something I read about the Space Shuttle. It was still operating on 8" floppy disks in the 2000’s so NASA was quietly bidding on just about every single 8" disk that appeared on eBay back then, since they were long out of production.

                      There was a documentary done on our nuclear force I think either late 2000s or early 2010s and they were using those same disks. Maybe that’s why those agencies’ budgets are so big because they are bidding against each other on ebay for old shit?

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                      • StuS
                        Stu @Gators1
                        last edited by

                        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        @Stu said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        Fucking programmers!!!

                        The Airline Industry’s Problem with Absolutely Ancient IT

                        That reminds me of something I read about the Space Shuttle. It was still operating on 8" floppy disks in the 2000’s so NASA was quietly bidding on just about every single 8" disk that appeared on eBay back then, since they were long out of production.

                        There was a documentary done on our nuclear force I think either late 2000s or early 2010s and they were using those same disks. Maybe that’s why those agencies’ budgets are so big because they are bidding against each other on ebay for old shit?

                        So if I’m every hurled back in time I’ll buy a couple boxes of 8" disks and then in 2005 list them on eBay with a $1,000,000,000 reserve.

                        It is easy to do justice - very hard to do right

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                        • Gators1G
                          Gators1
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                          Here it is. 2014.

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                          60 Minutes

                          Who's minding the nukes?

                          Who's minding the nukes?

                          Lesley Stahl gets rare access inside an American nuclear control center and meets the young airmen who watch over some of the world’s deadliest weapons

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                          • Gators1G
                            Gators1
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                            @Hog Since Tazz and Jam are in their twilight years and should be enjoying the time they have left, can you make a script that automatically posts their Facebook feed into the Boomer thread? That way they don’t have to do it manually and can use the time productively and it’s properly categorized so we don’t have to read that shit in other threads. In other words a win-win.

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                            • KilemallK
                              Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
                              last edited by

                              @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                              @Hog Since Tazz and Jam are in their twilight years and should be enjoying the time they have left, can you make a script that automatically posts their Facebook feed into the Boomer thread? That way they don’t have to do it manually and can use the time productively and it’s properly categorized so we don’t have to read that shit in other threads. In other words a win-win.

                              What are they going to do with that time, attempt sex and break something? Don’t deny them their last pleasures.

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                              • KilemallK
                                Kilemall Careful, railroad agent
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                                I worked with 8” disks on my first mainframe. It loaded what IBM calls firmware and you would know as BIOS.

                                Fun fact, the machine was capable of loading its native firmware or IBM firmware- system emulation was already a thing in the 1970s when the machine was designed.

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                                Never go full Lithu-
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                                • Gators1G
                                  Gators1 @Kilemall
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                                  @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  I worked with 8” disks on my first mainframe. It loaded what IBM calls firmware and you would know as BIOS.

                                  Fun fact, the machine was capable of loading its native firmware or IBM firmware- system emulation was already a thing in the 1970s when the machine was designed.

                                  I was watching a video about the Soviet computer program in the 60s and 70s and how they were trying to copy the IBM 360 back in the day so they could steal our softwarez and get caught up. One comment he made sort of made me laugh…there was a big dispute among the American computing community at the time over high level programming languages. A bunch of purists thought machine language was the only way to go and fuck COBOL. That was back when computing truly was for nerds. I think I sent my first email on a mainframe back at UF, at least I had to use a CLI to do it.

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                                  • O
                                    oyaji
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                                    i started out on a burroughs mainframe using punchcards.

                                    © 2015 - 2025 oyaji

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                                    • ?
                                      A Former User
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                                      When I was an accountant our IT contact showed me how to write reports on our mainframe financial system myself so I didn’t have to keep bothering him. I wish I could remember the name of the system and language. I think that helped me get a job as a programmer in IT later.

                                      Then, before our desktop computers were networked, I wrote a distributed financial reporting system in VB that used the mainframe to transfer data back and forth between head office and the other offices spread around the country. I can’t remember how I did that either.

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                                      • KilemallK
                                        Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
                                        last edited by

                                        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        I worked with 8” disks on my first mainframe. It loaded what IBM calls firmware and you would know as BIOS.

                                        Fun fact, the machine was capable of loading its native firmware or IBM firmware- system emulation was already a thing in the 1970s when the machine was designed.

                                        I was watching a video about the Soviet computer program in the 60s and 70s and how they were trying to copy the IBM 360 back in the day so they could steal our softwarez and get caught up. One comment he made sort of made me laugh…there was a big dispute among the American computing community at the time over high level programming languages. A bunch of purists thought machine language was the only way to go and fuck COBOL. That was back when computing truly was for nerds. I think I sent my first email on a mainframe back at UF, at least I had to use a CLI to do it.

                                        Fair chance it was Unix by then- 1990s?

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                                        Never go full Lithu-
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                                        Wingmann

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                                        • KilemallK
                                          Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @oyaji
                                          last edited by Kilemall

                                          @oyaji said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                          i started out on a burroughs mainframe using punchcards.

                                          That was one of my babies- MCP, GEMCOS, CANDE, DMSII,SMFII.

                                          If you were compiling likely CANDE, if running jobs WFL.

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                                          Never go full Lithu-
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                                          No editing is gonna save you now-
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                                          • KilemallK
                                            Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
                                            last edited by

                                            @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                            When I was an accountant our IT contact showed me how to write reports on our mainframe financial system myself so I didn’t have to keep bothering him. I wish I could remember the name of the system and language. I think that helped me get a job as a programmer in IT later.

                                            Then, before our desktop computers were networked, I wrote a distributed financial reporting system in VB that used the mainframe to transfer data back and forth between head office and the other offices spread around the country. I can’t remember how I did that either.

                                            JCL, an RPG program, or WFL? I’m guessing proprietary front end RPG.

                                            If it was before proper Ethernet, likely a specialized datacomm card going to a multiplexer or modem that hooked into the mainframe. It would be RJE if it was IBM.

                                            https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                            Never go full Lithu-
                                            Twain

                                            No editing is gonna save you now-
                                            Wingmann

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