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    • Gators1G
      Gators1
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      I searched for the Traveller thread and it broke the forum. Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

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        A Former User @Gators1
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        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

        Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

        It looks like something wen’t wrong in the search api. If I had to speculate I’d say the sizeCalculation routine returned an invalid value. It needed to return a positive integer but it didn’t.

        Where can I send my invoice?

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        • Gators1G
          Gators1 @A Former User
          last edited by

          @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

          @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

          Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

          It looks like something wen’t wrong in the search api. If I had to speculate I’d say the sizeCalculation routine returned an invalid value. It needed to return a positive integer but it didn’t.

          Where can I send my invoice?

          You didn’t fix it! It was a success based fee structure.

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          • Lob12L
            Lob12 @Gators1
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            @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

            . Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

            This the real reason behind labour shortages; racism.

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            • Gators1G
              Gators1 @Lob12
              last edited by Gators1

              @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

              @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

              . Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

              This the real reason behind labour shortages; racism.

              Is it racism when the slight is true? Can you accurately search on this POS forum? If you want to redeem your people, fix the damn search!

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              • Lob12L
                Lob12 @Gators1
                last edited by

                @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                . Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                This the real reason behind labour shortages; racism.

                Is it racism when the slight is true? Can you accurately search on this POS forum? If you want to redeem your people, fix the damn search!

                it is doubly racist when the slight is true!

                [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                • Gators1G
                  Gators1 @Lob12
                  last edited by

                  @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  . Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                  This the real reason behind labour shortages; racism.

                  Is it racism when the slight is true? Can you accurately search on this POS forum? If you want to redeem your people, fix the damn search!

                  it is doubly racist when the slight is true!

                  Dammit. So are you going to cancel me?

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                  • KilemallK
                    Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
                    last edited by

                    @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    . Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                    This the real reason behind labour shortages; racism.

                    Is it racism when the slight is true? Can you accurately search on this POS forum? If you want to redeem your people, fix the damn search!

                    it is doubly racist when the slight is true!

                    Dammit. So are you going to cancel me?

                    Worse- label you LatinX while being smug self righteous cultural overlords!!!

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                    Twain

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                    • Lob12L
                      Lob12 @Gators1
                      last edited by

                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                      @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                      @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                      . Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                      This the real reason behind labour shortages; racism.

                      Is it racism when the slight is true? Can you accurately search on this POS forum? If you want to redeem your people, fix the damn search!

                      it is doubly racist when the slight is true!

                      Dammit. So are you going to cancel me?

                      I would, but you don’t have enough instagram followers to make it worth it.

                      Yet.

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                      • rote7R
                        rote7 @Gators1
                        last edited by

                        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        I searched for the Traveller thread and it broke the forum. Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

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                        Too many posts, it’s an integer overflow. That must be a really long thread.

                        fffg

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                        • TazzT
                          Tazz
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                          GTFO

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                          • Gators1G
                            Gators1
                            last edited by

                            Fucking programmers!!!

                            The Airline Industry’s Problem with Absolutely Ancient IT

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                            • StuS
                              Stu @Gators1
                              last edited by

                              @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                              Fucking programmers!!!

                              The Airline Industry’s Problem with Absolutely Ancient IT

                              That reminds me of something I read about the Space Shuttle. It was still operating on 8" floppy disks in the 2000’s so NASA was quietly bidding on just about every single 8" disk that appeared on eBay back then, since they were long out of production.

                              It is easy to do justice - very hard to do right

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                              • Gators1G
                                Gators1 @Stu
                                last edited by

                                @Stu said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                Fucking programmers!!!

                                The Airline Industry’s Problem with Absolutely Ancient IT

                                That reminds me of something I read about the Space Shuttle. It was still operating on 8" floppy disks in the 2000’s so NASA was quietly bidding on just about every single 8" disk that appeared on eBay back then, since they were long out of production.

                                There was a documentary done on our nuclear force I think either late 2000s or early 2010s and they were using those same disks. Maybe that’s why those agencies’ budgets are so big because they are bidding against each other on ebay for old shit?

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                                • StuS
                                  Stu @Gators1
                                  last edited by

                                  @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  @Stu said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  Fucking programmers!!!

                                  The Airline Industry’s Problem with Absolutely Ancient IT

                                  That reminds me of something I read about the Space Shuttle. It was still operating on 8" floppy disks in the 2000’s so NASA was quietly bidding on just about every single 8" disk that appeared on eBay back then, since they were long out of production.

                                  There was a documentary done on our nuclear force I think either late 2000s or early 2010s and they were using those same disks. Maybe that’s why those agencies’ budgets are so big because they are bidding against each other on ebay for old shit?

                                  So if I’m every hurled back in time I’ll buy a couple boxes of 8" disks and then in 2005 list them on eBay with a $1,000,000,000 reserve.

                                  It is easy to do justice - very hard to do right

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                                  • Gators1G
                                    Gators1
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                                    Here it is. 2014.

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                                    60 Minutes

                                    Who's minding the nukes?

                                    Who's minding the nukes?

                                    Lesley Stahl gets rare access inside an American nuclear control center and meets the young airmen who watch over some of the world’s deadliest weapons

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                                    • Gators1G
                                      Gators1
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                                      @Hog Since Tazz and Jam are in their twilight years and should be enjoying the time they have left, can you make a script that automatically posts their Facebook feed into the Boomer thread? That way they don’t have to do it manually and can use the time productively and it’s properly categorized so we don’t have to read that shit in other threads. In other words a win-win.

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                                      • KilemallK
                                        Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
                                        last edited by

                                        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        @Hog Since Tazz and Jam are in their twilight years and should be enjoying the time they have left, can you make a script that automatically posts their Facebook feed into the Boomer thread? That way they don’t have to do it manually and can use the time productively and it’s properly categorized so we don’t have to read that shit in other threads. In other words a win-win.

                                        What are they going to do with that time, attempt sex and break something? Don’t deny them their last pleasures.

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                                        • KilemallK
                                          Kilemall Careful, railroad agent
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                                          I worked with 8” disks on my first mainframe. It loaded what IBM calls firmware and you would know as BIOS.

                                          Fun fact, the machine was capable of loading its native firmware or IBM firmware- system emulation was already a thing in the 1970s when the machine was designed.

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                                          Never go full Lithu-
                                          Twain

                                          No editing is gonna save you now-
                                          Wingmann

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                                          • Gators1G
                                            Gators1 @Kilemall
                                            last edited by

                                            @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                            I worked with 8” disks on my first mainframe. It loaded what IBM calls firmware and you would know as BIOS.

                                            Fun fact, the machine was capable of loading its native firmware or IBM firmware- system emulation was already a thing in the 1970s when the machine was designed.

                                            I was watching a video about the Soviet computer program in the 60s and 70s and how they were trying to copy the IBM 360 back in the day so they could steal our softwarez and get caught up. One comment he made sort of made me laugh…there was a big dispute among the American computing community at the time over high level programming languages. A bunch of purists thought machine language was the only way to go and fuck COBOL. That was back when computing truly was for nerds. I think I sent my first email on a mainframe back at UF, at least I had to use a CLI to do it.

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