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    • GustafG
      Gustaf
      last edited by

      But the blooper real is hysterical.

      "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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      • ?
        A Former User
        last edited by

        https://www.pcmag.com/news/chatgpt-passes-google-coding-interview-for-level-3-engineer-with-183k-salary

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        • ?
          A Former User
          last edited by

          From front page of Reddit today:
          o9exmbw1kega1.jpg

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          • JamJ
            Jam
            last edited by

            What a nerd!

            "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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            • Gators1G
              Gators1
              last edited by

              Damn hackers!!! I always wondered what SQL injection was but it’s stupid easy. Should have figured it out.

              SQL Injections are scary!! (hacking tutorial for beginners)

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              • GustafG
                Gustaf
                last edited by

                I got the Pfizer one.

                "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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                • rote7R
                  rote7 @A Former User
                  last edited by rote7

                  @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  From front page of Reddit today:
                  o9exmbw1kega1.jpg

                  Programming languages in a nutshell?

                  I especially like the JS reference, their string behavior is a real mess.

                  EDIT EDIT:

                  Cant find the original video I have in mind but this one will do:

                  Weirdest JavaScript behavior ever!

                  And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

                  fffg

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                  • GustafG
                    Gustaf
                    last edited by

                    - YouTube

                    "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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                    • Gators1G
                      Gators1
                      last edited by

                      I searched for the Traveller thread and it broke the forum. Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

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                      • ?
                        A Former User @Gators1
                        last edited by A Former User

                        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                        It looks like something wen’t wrong in the search api. If I had to speculate I’d say the sizeCalculation routine returned an invalid value. It needed to return a positive integer but it didn’t.

                        Where can I send my invoice?

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                        • Gators1G
                          Gators1 @A Former User
                          last edited by

                          @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                          It looks like something wen’t wrong in the search api. If I had to speculate I’d say the sizeCalculation routine returned an invalid value. It needed to return a positive integer but it didn’t.

                          Where can I send my invoice?

                          You didn’t fix it! It was a success based fee structure.

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                          • Lob12L
                            Lob12 @Gators1
                            last edited by

                            @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            . Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                            This the real reason behind labour shortages; racism.

                            [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                            • Gators1G
                              Gators1 @Lob12
                              last edited by Gators1

                              @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                              @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                              . Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                              This the real reason behind labour shortages; racism.

                              Is it racism when the slight is true? Can you accurately search on this POS forum? If you want to redeem your people, fix the damn search!

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                              • Lob12L
                                Lob12 @Gators1
                                last edited by

                                @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                . Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                                This the real reason behind labour shortages; racism.

                                Is it racism when the slight is true? Can you accurately search on this POS forum? If you want to redeem your people, fix the damn search!

                                it is doubly racist when the slight is true!

                                [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                                • Gators1G
                                  Gators1 @Lob12
                                  last edited by

                                  @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  . Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                                  This the real reason behind labour shortages; racism.

                                  Is it racism when the slight is true? Can you accurately search on this POS forum? If you want to redeem your people, fix the damn search!

                                  it is doubly racist when the slight is true!

                                  Dammit. So are you going to cancel me?

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                                  • KilemallK
                                    Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
                                    last edited by

                                    @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    . Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                                    This the real reason behind labour shortages; racism.

                                    Is it racism when the slight is true? Can you accurately search on this POS forum? If you want to redeem your people, fix the damn search!

                                    it is doubly racist when the slight is true!

                                    Dammit. So are you going to cancel me?

                                    Worse- label you LatinX while being smug self righteous cultural overlords!!!

                                    https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                    Never go full Lithu-
                                    Twain

                                    No editing is gonna save you now-
                                    Wingmann

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                                    • Lob12L
                                      Lob12 @Gators1
                                      last edited by

                                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      . Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                                      This the real reason behind labour shortages; racism.

                                      Is it racism when the slight is true? Can you accurately search on this POS forum? If you want to redeem your people, fix the damn search!

                                      it is doubly racist when the slight is true!

                                      Dammit. So are you going to cancel me?

                                      I would, but you don’t have enough instagram followers to make it worth it.

                                      Yet.

                                      [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                                      • rote7R
                                        rote7 @Gators1
                                        last edited by

                                        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        I searched for the Traveller thread and it broke the forum. Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                                        ea26e672-0b7f-41b7-b0b8-712e872a406f-image.png

                                        Too many posts, it’s an integer overflow. That must be a really long thread.

                                        fffg

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                                        • TazzT
                                          Tazz
                                          last edited by

                                          image.png

                                          GTFO

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                                          • Gators1G
                                            Gators1
                                            last edited by

                                            Fucking programmers!!!

                                            The Airline Industry’s Problem with Absolutely Ancient IT

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