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    • HogH
      Hog
      last edited by Hog

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      I feel like I’d be playing that shit for all it’s worth.

      “Yeah, so I made a break through on the new flux capacitor design but I’m not quite there yet. I can’t stop thinking about how you won’t let me give you anal.”

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      • KilemallK
        Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Hog
        last edited by

        @Hog said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

        Reddit’s “r/technology” feed this morning:

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        FFS. I go to their tech feed to escape from every other post being about American politics.

        The Trump Show, on every channel and feed.

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        Twain

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        • TazzT
          Tazz
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          Early internet, this usenet was always helpful before forums came around.

          User groups and dial up

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          GTFO

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          • HogH
            Hog
            last edited by Hog

            Scharon Harding  /  Oct 28  /  Tech

            Samsung makes ads on $3,499 smart fridges official with upcoming software update

            Samsung makes ads on $3,499 smart fridges official with upcoming software update

            Update introduces two ways for the fridges to show ads.

            I had to ask AI what a smart fridge even does beyond cooling your food. Aside from having a screen for photos and watching vids on the door (stuff you could just do on your ipad), it said smart fridges have:

            • Interior cameras so you can check what’s inside while at the grocery store
            • Inventory tracking and expiration date reminders
            • Integration with your phone for shopping lists
            • Temperature controls you can adjust remotely

            I maybe adjust the temperature twice in the lifetime of the fridge so the last one sounds useless to me and, if it really was a smart fridge, shouldn’t it be able to do it itself? And the other shit sounds like it would be hella flaky and unreliable.

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            • KilemallK
              Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Hog
              last edited by

              @Hog said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

              Scharon Harding  /  Oct 28  /  Tech

              Samsung makes ads on $3,499 smart fridges official with upcoming software update

              Samsung makes ads on $3,499 smart fridges official with upcoming software update

              Update introduces two ways for the fridges to show ads.

              I had to ask AI what a smart fridge even does beyond cooling your food. Aside from having a screen for photos and watching vids on the door (stuff you could just do on your ipad), it said smart fridges have:

              • Interior cameras so you can check what’s inside while at the grocery store
              • Inventory tracking and expiration date reminders
              • Integration with your phone for shopping lists
              • Temperature controls you can adjust remotely

              I maybe adjust the temperature twice in the lifetime of the fridge so the last one sounds useless to me and, if it really was a smart fridge, shouldn’t it be able to do it itself? And the other shit sounds like it would be hella flaky and unreliable.

              Not to mention hackable and so stuff destroyed, lists monkeyed with, doxing what’s in your fridge etc.

              They were pushing that crap at the computer show I went to in the era of Newton handhelds and DEC Alpha, first time I laid eyes on a Linux machine. Useless shit I didn’t want then or now.

              https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

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              • KilemallK
                Kilemall Careful, railroad agent
                last edited by

                Ya had to be the Comdex or CES 1995. Sony DVD intro, a bunch of sad Apple nuts whaling on their Newtons, Allied General on display, Citrix in its original form- and Novell had the smart refrigerator display. Annnnnnyday now.

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                  oyaji @Kilemall
                  last edited by

                  @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                  whaling

                  kudos

                  © 2015 - 2025 oyaji

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                  • KilemallK
                    Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @oyaji
                    last edited by

                    @oyaji said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                    @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                    whaling

                    kudos

                    I gots vocabulary.

                    https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                    Never go full Lithu-
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                    No editing is gonna save you now-
                    Wingmann

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                      oyaji @Kilemall
                      last edited by

                      @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                      @oyaji said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                      @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                      whaling

                      kudos

                      I gots vocabulary.

                      I have an enormous dangling participle.

                      © 2015 - 2025 oyaji

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                      • KilemallK
                        Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @oyaji
                        last edited by

                        @oyaji said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                        @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                        @oyaji said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                        @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                        whaling

                        kudos

                        I gots vocabulary.

                        I have an enormous dangling participle.

                        Sexually aggressive grammar? Ew.

                        https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                        Never go full Lithu-
                        Twain

                        No editing is gonna save you now-
                        Wingmann

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                          oyaji @Kilemall
                          last edited by oyaji

                          @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                          @oyaji said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                          @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                          @oyaji said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                          @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                          whaling

                          kudos

                          I gots vocabulary.

                          I have an enormous dangling participle.

                          Sexually aggressive grammar? Ew.

                          How can grammar be aggressive, or even sexual? You mind is in the gutter!

                          Besides, I said “dangling”, not “erect”! Do I need to post a screenshot?

                          © 2015 - 2025 oyaji

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                            oyaji
                            last edited by

                            @Kilemall

                            Yeah, you bet I need to post a screenshot!

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                            © 2015 - 2025 oyaji

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                            • HogH
                              Hog
                              last edited by Hog

                              This could go in the China thread but I’m not convinced the non-Chinese smart-devices are all that much better:

                              This just makes me so mad

                              tl;dw: Chinese manufacturer repeatedly remotely bricks a guy’s robo-vacuum because he keeps blocking the address it was sending its spyware data to.

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                              • tiggerT
                                tigger
                                last edited by

                                I needed wifi-enabled sockets (I have 3 lights which are actually grow lights for the plants in winter, and I want them to be on not only when someone’s in the room), and it was quite difficult to get ones that don’t just send everything to a cloud in China.

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                                • JamJ
                                  Jam
                                  last edited by Jam

                                  I have a number of WiFi enabled monitoring and control devices.

                                  You guys worry about using Telegram, well, the Chinese probably own me.

                                  The first remote devices I installed are Honeywell Thermostats. I also have Lyric and PROA7PLUS Honeywell alarm systems.

                                  For years now I have been using TP-Link products, specifically WiFi extenders.

                                  I decided to add WiFi monitoring for specific commercial AC powered devices and at first I ordered Govee Smart Plugs, but then I discovered that they have known vulnerabilities, so I returned them and went with TP-Link Tapo Smart Plugs instead.

                                  Mostly it’s their routers that are known to be vulnerable:

                                  Yes, TP-Link products have been reported to have significant cybersecurity vulnerabilities, which have raised concerns about their potential exploitation by threat actors. The U.S. government is considering banning these products due to these security risks.

                                  Then there are Eufy doorbell cameras (I have six of those.)
                                  There is my Security camera system from Reolink

                                  Sonos WiFi connected audio systems

                                  Schlage smart locks - I’ve got seven of those.

                                  Light switches? I’ve got too many Lutron Caseta devices to count.
                                  SafeSense temperature and humidity monitoring of my new wine cellar.
                                  Residio hot water heater monitoring.
                                  SmartHQ WiFi connected AC system in my cottage.

                                  Eufy outdoor lighting

                                  Monitor and control of my GMC Yukon

                                  Jesus

                                  These things were added gradually over a period of years.

                                  But I do have a lot of safeguards on my browser!!!

                                  One thing I do avoid are integrated systems.

                                  If I lose control of something, I lose control of that one thing.

                                  "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                                  • Gators1G
                                    Gators1
                                    last edited by

                                    Can we get a network diagram?

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                                    • JamJ
                                      Jam @Gators1
                                      last edited by Jam

                                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                      Can we get a network diagram?

                                      No.

                                      But you can ask some Chinaman to supply it to you, probably for a small fee.

                                      "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                                      • O
                                        oyaji
                                        last edited by

                                        I’m looking at going off-grid.

                                        © 2015 - 2025 oyaji

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                                        • GustafG
                                          Gustaf @tigger
                                          last edited by

                                          @tigger said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                          I needed wifi-enabled sockets (I have 3 lights which are actually grow lights for the plants in winter, and I want them to be on not only when someone’s in the room), and it was quite difficult to get ones that don’t just send everything to a cloud in China.

                                          @tigger said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                          I needed wifi-enabled sockets (I have 3 lights which are actually grow lights for the plants in winter, and I want them to be on not only when someone’s in the room), and it was quite difficult to get ones that don’t just send everything to a cloud in China.

                                          Weed grower!!!

                                          "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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                                          • HogH
                                            Hog
                                            last edited by

                                            Windows Notepad is getting support for tables and streaming AI:

                                            https://windowsforum.com/threads/notepad-on-windows-11-gains-tables-and-streaming-ai-features.390631/

                                            Gators right now:

                                            a man in a suit and tie is dancing in a living room while a woman sits on a couch .

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