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    • GustafG
      Gustaf
      last edited by

      There is a tech support thread now!

      "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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      • TazzT
        Tazz @Gustaf
        last edited by

        @Gustaf said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

        There is a tech support thread now!

        Does Apu work here now?

        GTFO

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        • GustafG
          Gustaf
          last edited by

          No, he runs the Kwik-E-Mart

          "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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          • TazzT
            Tazz
            last edited by

            Engrish please

            1992 instructions for digital display on PC case

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            GTFO

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            • HogH
              Hog
              last edited by Hog

              Reddit’s “r/technology” feed this morning:

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              FFS. I go to their tech feed to escape from every other post being about American politics.

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              • GustafG
                Gustaf
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                I’ve been getting ICE ads in my feed. Maybe I should join up!

                "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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                • Gators1G
                  Gators1 @Gustaf
                  last edited by

                  @Gustaf said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                  I’ve been getting ICE ads in my feed. Maybe I should join up!

                  Perfect for a yankee that’s used to that shit.

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                  • Gators1G
                    Gators1 @Hog
                    last edited by

                    @Hog said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                    Reddit’s “r/technology” feed this morning:

                    image.png

                    FFS. I go to their tech feed to escape from every other post being about American politics.

                    Same shit with my Northern Virginia sub…it’s full of politics. I just want to know where the good restaurants are.

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                    • HogH
                      Hog
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                      I feel like I’d be playing that shit for all it’s worth.

                      “Yeah, so I made a break through on the new flux capacitor design but I’m not quite there yet. I can’t stop thinking about how you won’t let me give you anal.”

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                      • KilemallK
                        Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Hog
                        last edited by

                        @Hog said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                        Reddit’s “r/technology” feed this morning:

                        image.png

                        FFS. I go to their tech feed to escape from every other post being about American politics.

                        The Trump Show, on every channel and feed.

                        https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                        Never go full Lithu-
                        Twain

                        No editing is gonna save you now-
                        Wingmann

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                        • TazzT
                          Tazz
                          last edited by

                          Early internet, this usenet was always helpful before forums came around.

                          User groups and dial up

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                          GTFO

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                          • HogH
                            Hog
                            last edited by Hog

                            Scharon Harding  /  Oct 28  /  Tech

                            Samsung makes ads on $3,499 smart fridges official with upcoming software update

                            Samsung makes ads on $3,499 smart fridges official with upcoming software update

                            Update introduces two ways for the fridges to show ads.

                            I had to ask AI what a smart fridge even does beyond cooling your food. Aside from having a screen for photos and watching vids on the door (stuff you could just do on your ipad), it said smart fridges have:

                            • Interior cameras so you can check what’s inside while at the grocery store
                            • Inventory tracking and expiration date reminders
                            • Integration with your phone for shopping lists
                            • Temperature controls you can adjust remotely

                            I maybe adjust the temperature twice in the lifetime of the fridge so the last one sounds useless to me and, if it really was a smart fridge, shouldn’t it be able to do it itself? And the other shit sounds like it would be hella flaky and unreliable.

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                            • KilemallK
                              Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Hog
                              last edited by

                              @Hog said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                              Scharon Harding  /  Oct 28  /  Tech

                              Samsung makes ads on $3,499 smart fridges official with upcoming software update

                              Samsung makes ads on $3,499 smart fridges official with upcoming software update

                              Update introduces two ways for the fridges to show ads.

                              I had to ask AI what a smart fridge even does beyond cooling your food. Aside from having a screen for photos and watching vids on the door (stuff you could just do on your ipad), it said smart fridges have:

                              • Interior cameras so you can check what’s inside while at the grocery store
                              • Inventory tracking and expiration date reminders
                              • Integration with your phone for shopping lists
                              • Temperature controls you can adjust remotely

                              I maybe adjust the temperature twice in the lifetime of the fridge so the last one sounds useless to me and, if it really was a smart fridge, shouldn’t it be able to do it itself? And the other shit sounds like it would be hella flaky and unreliable.

                              Not to mention hackable and so stuff destroyed, lists monkeyed with, doxing what’s in your fridge etc.

                              They were pushing that crap at the computer show I went to in the era of Newton handhelds and DEC Alpha, first time I laid eyes on a Linux machine. Useless shit I didn’t want then or now.

                              https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                              Never go full Lithu-
                              Twain

                              No editing is gonna save you now-
                              Wingmann

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                              • KilemallK
                                Kilemall Careful, railroad agent
                                last edited by

                                Ya had to be the Comdex or CES 1995. Sony DVD intro, a bunch of sad Apple nuts whaling on their Newtons, Allied General on display, Citrix in its original form- and Novell had the smart refrigerator display. Annnnnnyday now.

                                https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                Never go full Lithu-
                                Twain

                                No editing is gonna save you now-
                                Wingmann

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                                  oyaji @Kilemall
                                  last edited by

                                  @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                  whaling

                                  kudos

                                  © 2015 - 2025 oyaji

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                                  • KilemallK
                                    Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @oyaji
                                    last edited by

                                    @oyaji said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                    @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                    whaling

                                    kudos

                                    I gots vocabulary.

                                    https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                    Never go full Lithu-
                                    Twain

                                    No editing is gonna save you now-
                                    Wingmann

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                                      oyaji @Kilemall
                                      last edited by

                                      @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                      @oyaji said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                      @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                      whaling

                                      kudos

                                      I gots vocabulary.

                                      I have an enormous dangling participle.

                                      © 2015 - 2025 oyaji

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                                      • KilemallK
                                        Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @oyaji
                                        last edited by

                                        @oyaji said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                        @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                        @oyaji said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                        @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                        whaling

                                        kudos

                                        I gots vocabulary.

                                        I have an enormous dangling participle.

                                        Sexually aggressive grammar? Ew.

                                        https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                        Never go full Lithu-
                                        Twain

                                        No editing is gonna save you now-
                                        Wingmann

                                        http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

                                        http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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                                          oyaji @Kilemall
                                          last edited by oyaji

                                          @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                          @oyaji said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                          @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                          @oyaji said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                          @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                          whaling

                                          kudos

                                          I gots vocabulary.

                                          I have an enormous dangling participle.

                                          Sexually aggressive grammar? Ew.

                                          How can grammar be aggressive, or even sexual? You mind is in the gutter!

                                          Besides, I said “dangling”, not “erect”! Do I need to post a screenshot?

                                          © 2015 - 2025 oyaji

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                                          • O
                                            oyaji
                                            last edited by

                                            @Kilemall

                                            Yeah, you bet I need to post a screenshot!

                                            Dangling participle joke - Screenshot (12).png

                                            © 2015 - 2025 oyaji

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