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    • ?
      A Former User
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      Well that’s that. Squirrels, mushrooms, bees. We’re no longer dominant

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      • TheMouseT
        TheMouse
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        …mushroom controlled killer drones!!!

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          oyaji @A Former User
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          @Hog said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

          Introducing NEO Beta | A Humanoid Robot for the Home

          I don’t know which is worst, the home invader styling or the way it stops to look at its hands while it wonders if it could strangle a human with them.

          Story

          shoulda grabbed her by teh poosay.

          © 2015 - 2025 oyaji

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            oyaji @Gators1
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            @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

            China numba one!

            for now…

            in a hundred years, there may not be enough of them left to for anyone to claim han ethnicity any longer. (if so, it would by no means be the first time in history, either.)

            © 2015 - 2025 oyaji

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              oyaji @TheMouse
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              @TheMouse said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

              Mushroom learns to crawl after being given robot body

              https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/mushroom-learns-to-crawl-after-being-given-robot-body/ar-AA1pZHes?ocid=msedgntp&pc=ASTS&cvid=2c85c2db6d43442b99c9dff6431e3042&ei=62

              WTF!!!

              back in college days, i postulated that such could be done, only not with mushrooms, but with animals like insects, spiders, and birds.

              my idea was to come up with mechanical/animal brain interface to control movement, using the particular attributes of certain animals to enable superior coordination for transportation. for instance, the coordination for 6,8, or more legs, or superior spatial awareness and balance to enable enhanced flight capabilities. control the animal, and thus control movement.

              all aboard!

              https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/53c47d21e4b06bf16949f6c2/1628037322023-P6JLRMUCOJAGOLK708EW/Spider+ride.jpg?format=1500w
              Mikromegas1

              Riding the dragonfly

              Riding the dragonfly

              © 2015 - 2025 oyaji

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                A Former User @TheMouse
                last edited by

                @TheMouse said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                …mushroom controlled killer drones!!!

                What’s their angle? Dropping delicious crab stuffed portobellos?!

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                • KilemallK
                  Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @oyaji
                  last edited by

                  @oyaji said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                  @TheMouse said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                  Mushroom learns to crawl after being given robot body

                  https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/mushroom-learns-to-crawl-after-being-given-robot-body/ar-AA1pZHes?ocid=msedgntp&pc=ASTS&cvid=2c85c2db6d43442b99c9dff6431e3042&ei=62

                  WTF!!!

                  back in college days, i postulated that such could be done, only not with mushrooms, but with animals like insects, spiders, and birds.

                  my idea was to come up with mechanical/animal brain interface to control movement, using the particular attributes of certain animals to enable superior coordination for transportation. for instance, the coordination for 6,8, or more legs, or superior spatial awareness and balance to enable enhanced flight capabilities. control the animal, and thus control movement.

                  all aboard!

                  https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/53c47d21e4b06bf16949f6c2/1628037322023-P6JLRMUCOJAGOLK708EW/Spider+ride.jpg?format=1500w
                  Mikromegas1

                  Riding the dragonfly

                  Riding the dragonfly

                  Cordwainer Smith postulated mouse brains laminated in plastic then imprinted with the desired programming. Psionic elements too.

                  https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                  Never go full Lithu-
                  Twain

                  No editing is gonna save you now-
                  Wingmann

                  http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

                  http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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                    oyaji @Kilemall
                    last edited by oyaji

                    @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                    @oyaji said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                    @TheMouse said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                    Mushroom learns to crawl after being given robot body

                    https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/mushroom-learns-to-crawl-after-being-given-robot-body/ar-AA1pZHes?ocid=msedgntp&pc=ASTS&cvid=2c85c2db6d43442b99c9dff6431e3042&ei=62

                    WTF!!!

                    back in college days, i postulated that such could be done, only not with mushrooms, but with animals like insects, spiders, and birds.

                    my idea was to come up with mechanical/animal brain interface to control movement, using the particular attributes of certain animals to enable superior coordination for transportation. for instance, the coordination for 6,8, or more legs, or superior spatial awareness and balance to enable enhanced flight capabilities. control the animal, and thus control movement.

                    all aboard!

                    https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/53c47d21e4b06bf16949f6c2/1628037322023-P6JLRMUCOJAGOLK708EW/Spider+ride.jpg?format=1500w
                    Mikromegas1

                    Riding the dragonfly

                    Riding the dragonfly

                    Cordwainer Smith postulated mouse brains laminated in plastic then imprinted with the desired programming. Psionic elements too.

                    don’t see how they would stay alive without life support. also don’t see the benefit of imprinting anything on laminated slices of mouse brain either, or at all how it might work. psionics would be a very cool i/o twist though, should such a thing become possible (i’m betting it will… eventually).

                    my idea was to use living brains with their own programming intact, and then just add controls to guide them. if they are doing it with mushrooms, then how far off can animal control be?

                    peta would have a shit-fit though.

                    © 2015 - 2025 oyaji

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                    • PakoonP
                      Pakoon
                      last edited by

                      So, I haven’t really thought of buying a drone as decent ones have been pretty expensive, especially compared to how much I’d probably use one but this is probably the first to make me consider buying one:

                      Sep 8, 2024

                      I tested the DJI Neo and it's so good that all I can think about now is flying it

                      I tested the DJI Neo and it's so good that all I can think about now is flying it

                      DJI knocked it out of the park with the Neo

                      It’s Chinese spy drone, though, so there’s that.

                      ♙♙♙ Michael Waltz added you to the group.

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                      • ?
                        A Former User @Pakoon
                        last edited by

                        @Pakoon said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                        It’s Chinese spy drone, though, so there’s that.

                        If you hear a sudden humming of rotors while you’re fapping, you could catch it and lock in a draw.

                        Or get yourself a masturbation chamber like mine:

                        https://www.ohhtee.com/post/467095

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                        • tiggerT
                          tigger @Pakoon
                          last edited by

                          @Pakoon said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                          So, I haven’t really thought of buying a drone as decent ones have been pretty expensive, especially compared to how much I’d probably use one but this is probably the first to make me consider buying one:

                          Sep 8, 2024

                          I tested the DJI Neo and it's so good that all I can think about now is flying it

                          I tested the DJI Neo and it's so good that all I can think about now is flying it

                          DJI knocked it out of the park with the Neo

                          It’s Chinese spy drone, though, so there’s that.

                          We used a dji nano 2 I think to film over the sea and it just went in :/

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                          • Gators1G
                            Gators1
                            last edited by

                            Sounds like pilot error.

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                            • KilemallK
                              Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @tigger
                              last edited by

                              @tigger said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                              @Pakoon said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                              So, I haven’t really thought of buying a drone as decent ones have been pretty expensive, especially compared to how much I’d probably use one but this is probably the first to make me consider buying one:

                              Sep 8, 2024

                              I tested the DJI Neo and it's so good that all I can think about now is flying it

                              I tested the DJI Neo and it's so good that all I can think about now is flying it

                              DJI knocked it out of the park with the Neo

                              It’s Chinese spy drone, though, so there’s that.

                              We used a dji nano 2 I think to film over the sea and it just went in :/

                              I understand there can be serious magnetic fields at play, I recall TOW missiles would go awry over water or other issues.

                              https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                              Never go full Lithu-
                              Twain

                              No editing is gonna save you now-
                              Wingmann

                              http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

                              http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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                              • KilemallK
                                Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
                                last edited by

                                @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                Sounds like pilot error.

                                Are you calling Tigger Lithu, or even Lithuesque?

                                https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                Never go full Lithu-
                                Twain

                                No editing is gonna save you now-
                                Wingmann

                                http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

                                http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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                                • PakoonP
                                  Pakoon @Kilemall
                                  last edited by

                                  @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                  @tigger said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                  @Pakoon said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                  So, I haven’t really thought of buying a drone as decent ones have been pretty expensive, especially compared to how much I’d probably use one but this is probably the first to make me consider buying one:

                                  Sep 8, 2024

                                  I tested the DJI Neo and it's so good that all I can think about now is flying it

                                  I tested the DJI Neo and it's so good that all I can think about now is flying it

                                  DJI knocked it out of the park with the Neo

                                  It’s Chinese spy drone, though, so there’s that.

                                  We used a dji nano 2 I think to film over the sea and it just went in :/

                                  I understand there can be serious magnetic fields at play, I recall TOW missiles would go awry over water or other issues.

                                  Ahti and Wellamo don’t like their picture taken.

                                  ♙♙♙ Michael Waltz added you to the group.

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                                  • tiggerT
                                    tigger @Gators1
                                    last edited by tigger

                                    @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                    Sounds like pilot error.

                                    Well it wasn’t mine and I wasn’t flying it, but it’s supposed to stay at the same altitude and IIrc it uses an optical sensor to do it, probably in addition to GPS. And it somehow got confused by waves at one point and went in though the guy was telling it to go up. It was also behind a cliff so connection may have been an issue. We were considering deep water soloing on the cliff and we’re looking for a good place to get out of the water.

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                                    • Gators1G
                                      Gators1
                                      last edited by

                                      Snow is obsolete! We could build ski areas in Puerto Rico with this stuff!

                                      I Travelled 10,000 Miles to Ride Fake Snow

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                                      • PakoonP
                                        Pakoon @Gators1
                                        last edited by

                                        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                        Snow is obsolete! We could build ski areas in Puerto Rico with this stuff!

                                        I Travelled 10,000 Miles to Ride Fake Snow

                                        Is there a powder version of this “snow”? And I don’t mean cocaine.

                                        ♙♙♙ Michael Waltz added you to the group.

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                                        • Gators1G
                                          Gators1
                                          last edited by

                                          Pakoon likes the yeyo.

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                                          • GustafG
                                            Gustaf
                                            last edited by

                                            Just another reason to go to Puerto Rico Pakoon!

                                            "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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