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    • Gators1G
      Gators1
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      When Pakoon was a cosmonaut, the Soviet Union had no need for such extravagances. If there were ever any issues in space they would just play Swan Lake on TV and the mission never happened.

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      • rote7R
        rote7
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        @Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.

        fffg

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        • Gators1G
          Gators1 @rote7
          last edited by

          @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

          @Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.

          It’s a lot cheaper to make a movie than land on the moon and pocket the difference. The big corruption machine needs to be fed. Lern 2 capitalsim!

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          • tiggerT
            tigger @Gators1
            last edited by

            @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

            @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

            @Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.

            It’s a lot cheaper to make a movie than land on the moon and pocket the difference. The big corruption machine needs to be fed. Lern 2 capitalsim!

            My understanding is the moon landings were faked and Stanley Kubrick was the director. And he, of course, insisted it to be filmed on the moon.

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            • Gators1G
              Gators1 @tigger
              last edited by

              @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

              @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

              @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

              @Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.

              It’s a lot cheaper to make a movie than land on the moon and pocket the difference. The big corruption machine needs to be fed. Lern 2 capitalsim!

              My understanding is the moon landings were faked and Stanley Kubrick was the director. And he, of course, insisted it to be filmed on the moon.

              Americans go that extra mile to make great film entertainment.

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              • tiggerT
                tigger @Gators1
                last edited by

                @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                @Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.

                It’s a lot cheaper to make a movie than land on the moon and pocket the difference. The big corruption machine needs to be fed. Lern 2 capitalsim!

                My understanding is the moon landings were faked and Stanley Kubrick was the director. And he, of course, insisted it to be filmed on the moon.

                Americans go that extra mile to make great film entertainment.

                I think this also explains why they had to go to the Moon so many times. You’d think once would be enough but when you imagine the lights and the generators and the oxygen for them and everything…

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                • Gators1G
                  Gators1 @tigger
                  last edited by

                  @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  @Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.

                  It’s a lot cheaper to make a movie than land on the moon and pocket the difference. The big corruption machine needs to be fed. Lern 2 capitalsim!

                  My understanding is the moon landings were faked and Stanley Kubrick was the director. And he, of course, insisted it to be filmed on the moon.

                  Americans go that extra mile to make great film entertainment.

                  I think this also explains why they had to go to the Moon so many times. You’d think once would be enough but when you imagine the lights and the generators and the oxygen for them and everything…

                  And retakes. Kubrick was a perfectionist.

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                  • GustafG
                    Gustaf
                    last edited by

                    But the blooper real is hysterical.

                    "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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                    • ?
                      A Former User
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                      https://www.pcmag.com/news/chatgpt-passes-google-coding-interview-for-level-3-engineer-with-183k-salary

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                      • ?
                        A Former User
                        last edited by

                        From front page of Reddit today:
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                        • JamJ
                          Jam
                          last edited by

                          What a nerd!

                          "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                          • Gators1G
                            Gators1
                            last edited by

                            Damn hackers!!! I always wondered what SQL injection was but it’s stupid easy. Should have figured it out.

                            SQL Injections are scary!! (hacking tutorial for beginners)

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                            • GustafG
                              Gustaf
                              last edited by

                              I got the Pfizer one.

                              "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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                              • rote7R
                                rote7 @A Former User
                                last edited by rote7

                                @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                From front page of Reddit today:
                                o9exmbw1kega1.jpg

                                Programming languages in a nutshell?

                                I especially like the JS reference, their string behavior is a real mess.

                                EDIT EDIT:

                                Cant find the original video I have in mind but this one will do:

                                Weirdest JavaScript behavior ever!

                                And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

                                fffg

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                                • GustafG
                                  Gustaf
                                  last edited by

                                  - YouTube

                                  "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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                                  • Gators1G
                                    Gators1
                                    last edited by

                                    I searched for the Traveller thread and it broke the forum. Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

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                                    • ?
                                      A Former User @Gators1
                                      last edited by A Former User

                                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                                      It looks like something wen’t wrong in the search api. If I had to speculate I’d say the sizeCalculation routine returned an invalid value. It needed to return a positive integer but it didn’t.

                                      Where can I send my invoice?

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                                      • Gators1G
                                        Gators1 @A Former User
                                        last edited by

                                        @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                                        It looks like something wen’t wrong in the search api. If I had to speculate I’d say the sizeCalculation routine returned an invalid value. It needed to return a positive integer but it didn’t.

                                        Where can I send my invoice?

                                        You didn’t fix it! It was a success based fee structure.

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                                        • Lob12L
                                          Lob12 @Gators1
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                                          @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                          . Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                                          This the real reason behind labour shortages; racism.

                                          [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                                          • Gators1G
                                            Gators1 @Lob12
                                            last edited by Gators1

                                            @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                            @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                            . Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?

                                            This the real reason behind labour shortages; racism.

                                            Is it racism when the slight is true? Can you accurately search on this POS forum? If you want to redeem your people, fix the damn search!

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