The OFFICIAL programming thread
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This is disturbing. Apparently there is maths in our computers! How do we get it out?
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@Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
This reminds me of something I saw earlier today. Apparently when the space shuttle was still flying NASA had a complete engineering model of its computers and wiring so they could test software and hardware changes without killing astronauts.
It has a mock flight deck, but it also has identical wiring…
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When Pakoon was a cosmonaut, the Soviet Union had no need for such extravagances. If there were ever any issues in space they would just play Swan Lake on TV and the mission never happened.
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@Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.
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@rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
@Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.
It’s a lot cheaper to make a movie than land on the moon and pocket the difference. The big corruption machine needs to be fed. Lern 2 capitalsim!
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@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
@rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
@Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.
It’s a lot cheaper to make a movie than land on the moon and pocket the difference. The big corruption machine needs to be fed. Lern 2 capitalsim!
My understanding is the moon landings were faked and Stanley Kubrick was the director. And he, of course, insisted it to be filmed on the moon.
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@tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
@rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
@Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.
It’s a lot cheaper to make a movie than land on the moon and pocket the difference. The big corruption machine needs to be fed. Lern 2 capitalsim!
My understanding is the moon landings were faked and Stanley Kubrick was the director. And he, of course, insisted it to be filmed on the moon.
Americans go that extra mile to make great film entertainment.
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@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
@tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
@rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
@Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.
It’s a lot cheaper to make a movie than land on the moon and pocket the difference. The big corruption machine needs to be fed. Lern 2 capitalsim!
My understanding is the moon landings were faked and Stanley Kubrick was the director. And he, of course, insisted it to be filmed on the moon.
Americans go that extra mile to make great film entertainment.
I think this also explains why they had to go to the Moon so many times. You’d think once would be enough but when you imagine the lights and the generators and the oxygen for them and everything…
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@tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
@tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
@rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
@Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.
It’s a lot cheaper to make a movie than land on the moon and pocket the difference. The big corruption machine needs to be fed. Lern 2 capitalsim!
My understanding is the moon landings were faked and Stanley Kubrick was the director. And he, of course, insisted it to be filmed on the moon.
Americans go that extra mile to make great film entertainment.
I think this also explains why they had to go to the Moon so many times. You’d think once would be enough but when you imagine the lights and the generators and the oxygen for them and everything…
And retakes. Kubrick was a perfectionist.
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But the blooper real is hysterical.
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From front page of Reddit today:
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What a nerd!
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Damn hackers!!! I always wondered what SQL injection was but it’s stupid easy. Should have figured it out.
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I got the Pfizer one.
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@Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
From front page of Reddit today:
Programming languages in a nutshell?
I especially like the JS reference, their string behavior is a real mess.
EDIT EDIT:
Cant find the original video I have in mind but this one will do:
And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.
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I searched for the Traveller thread and it broke the forum. Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?
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@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?
It looks like something wen’t wrong in the search api. If I had to speculate I’d say the sizeCalculation routine returned an invalid value. It needed to return a positive integer but it didn’t.
Where can I send my invoice?
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@Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
Can some non Cuban-Canadian programmer try to debug this shit?
It looks like something wen’t wrong in the search api. If I had to speculate I’d say the sizeCalculation routine returned an invalid value. It needed to return a positive integer but it didn’t.
Where can I send my invoice?
You didn’t fix it! It was a success based fee structure.
The Man Who Revolutionized Computer Science With Math
