The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread

[Tazz]

How Google makes it’s money

[Gators1]

Where is the branch for government payments to censor da troof?

[Tazz]

I too looked for it. Get them on tax evasion for not reporting it.

[Gators1]

@Tazz said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

I too looked for it. Get them on tax evasion for not reporting it.

Yeah, they have some good tax lawyers I guess to get the tax down to $4B on $24B of operating profit. Ironically my friend’s crazy ex works there as a tax lawyer.

[Gustaf]

Hot crazy lawyer chick?

[Gators1]

He thought so, I didn’t. Weird thing was he had no fear of talking to the hottest women in the bar, but when he dated someone they were butt ugly. His first wife was pretty bad…also from Boston…you know the type.

[Gustaf]

@Gators1 https://youtu.be/dc3MmThj_PU?si=u5aFlfdwU8V8g-VN

[A Former User]

Open windows calculator and look at the top edge where the 8 and 9 keys meet.

FFS Microsoft

[Tazz]

@Zeppelin said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

Open windows calculator and look at the top edge where the 8 and 9 keys meet.

FFS Microsoft

[A Former User]

@Tazz did you follow the instructions?

[Tazz]

yeah, I see nothing.
type msheart into the calculator

[A Former User]

You have to look real close

[Tazz]

What are they trying to save the planet by saving pixels?

[A Former User]

@Tazz said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

What are they trying to save the planet by saving pixels?

[Tazz]

【Full HD】ABENICS: Active Ball Joint Mechanism With Three-DoF Based on Spherical Gear Meshings

[A Former User]

Thanks Switzerland. Soon your home robot will be able to strangle you and your wife while you sleep even when it’s chained up downstairs.

Researchers from the École polytechnique fédérale de Lausanne (EPFL) in Switzerland have developed an articulated hand that can extend the reach of a robotic arm by detaching and crawling away on its own to grab things.

[Tazz]

Wouldn’t that suck if the robots ball joints itched and it had to wait for the hand to return so it could scratch them.

[A Former User]

Big tech companies are so weird with their under-cooked and abandoned services. Be glad you didn’t by this TV series from Microsoft in 2017 when Windows Phone was still hot (???) because you can’t watch it on any other phone. (I almost bought it just now but thankfully checked the system requirements first).

[Blanks]

There’s system requirements to watch TV shows now? the fack

[Kilemall]

@Hog said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

Big tech companies are so weird with their under-cooked and abandoned services. Be glad you didn’t by this TV series from Microsoft in 2017 when Windows Phone was still hot (???) because you can’t watch it on any other phone. (I almost bought it just now but thankfully checked the system requirements first).

Go Batman The Animated Series. Absolutely superior in every aspect.