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    • Gators1G
      Gators1
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      The alternative is a wife if you want your shit cleaned. At least if you tell the robot to STFU, it probably will.

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      • ?
        A Former User
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        Aug 27, 2024  /  World news

        ‘Being on camera is no longer sensible’: persecuted Venezuelan journalists turn to AI

        ‘Being on camera is no longer sensible’: persecuted Venezuelan journalists turn to AI

        Journalists are using artificial intelligence avatars to combat Maduro’s media crackdown since disputed election

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        • ?
          A Former User
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          Noor Al-Sibai  /  Sep 1, 2024  /  Future Society

          In Leak, Facebook Partner Brags About Listening to Your Phone’s Microphone to Serve Ads for Stuff You Mention

          In Leak, Facebook Partner Brags About Listening to Your Phone’s Microphone to Serve Ads for Stuff You Mention

          One of Facebook's alleged marketing partners explained how it listens to users' smartphone microphones and advertises to them accordingly.

          After 404 reached out to Google about its partnership, the tech giant removed the media group from the site for its “Partners Program,” which prompted Meta, the owner of Facebook, to admit that it is reviewing CMG to see if it violates any of its terms of service.

          Seems like there was something to it if that was Google’s response.

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          • ?
            A Former User
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            https://gamerant.com/steam-more-users-chinese-than-english-never-happened-before/

            Despite Steam being banned in China and users having to access it illegally via VPN, Simplified Chinese is now the number one user language instead of English on the platform.

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            • Gators1G
              Gators1
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              China numba one!

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              • ?
                A Former User
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                According to data taken from Steam, 35.03% of all gamers are using Simplified Chinese, while 31.17% are using English. These languages are followed by Russian with 8.49%, Spanish (Spain) with 3.86%, and Portuguese (Brazil) with 3.43%.

                How the hell are there more Russian users than Spanish?

                I guess American HispanicXals might opt for English but otherwise I would have thought there were way more Spanish speakers.

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                • Gators1G
                  Gators1
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                  Most Spanish speakers live in the third world thanks to colonial assholes.

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                  • GustafG
                    Gustaf
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                    Like the greater DC area!

                    "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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                    • TheMouseT
                      TheMouse
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                      Mushroom learns to crawl after being given robot body

                      https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/mushroom-learns-to-crawl-after-being-given-robot-body/ar-AA1pZHes?ocid=msedgntp&pc=ASTS&cvid=2c85c2db6d43442b99c9dff6431e3042&ei=62

                      WTF!!!

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                      • ?
                        A Former User
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                        Well that’s that. Squirrels, mushrooms, bees. We’re no longer dominant

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                        • TheMouseT
                          TheMouse
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                          …mushroom controlled killer drones!!!

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                            oyaji @A Former User
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                            @Hog said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                            Introducing NEO Beta | A Humanoid Robot for the Home

                            I don’t know which is worst, the home invader styling or the way it stops to look at its hands while it wonders if it could strangle a human with them.

                            Story

                            shoulda grabbed her by teh poosay.

                            © 2015 - 2025 oyaji

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                              oyaji @Gators1
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                              @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                              China numba one!

                              for now…

                              in a hundred years, there may not be enough of them left to for anyone to claim han ethnicity any longer. (if so, it would by no means be the first time in history, either.)

                              © 2015 - 2025 oyaji

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                                oyaji @TheMouse
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                                @TheMouse said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                Mushroom learns to crawl after being given robot body

                                https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/mushroom-learns-to-crawl-after-being-given-robot-body/ar-AA1pZHes?ocid=msedgntp&pc=ASTS&cvid=2c85c2db6d43442b99c9dff6431e3042&ei=62

                                WTF!!!

                                back in college days, i postulated that such could be done, only not with mushrooms, but with animals like insects, spiders, and birds.

                                my idea was to come up with mechanical/animal brain interface to control movement, using the particular attributes of certain animals to enable superior coordination for transportation. for instance, the coordination for 6,8, or more legs, or superior spatial awareness and balance to enable enhanced flight capabilities. control the animal, and thus control movement.

                                all aboard!

                                https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/53c47d21e4b06bf16949f6c2/1628037322023-P6JLRMUCOJAGOLK708EW/Spider+ride.jpg?format=1500w
                                Mikromegas1

                                Riding the dragonfly

                                Riding the dragonfly

                                © 2015 - 2025 oyaji

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                                  A Former User @TheMouse
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                                  @TheMouse said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                  …mushroom controlled killer drones!!!

                                  What’s their angle? Dropping delicious crab stuffed portobellos?!

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                                  • KilemallK
                                    Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @oyaji
                                    last edited by

                                    @oyaji said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                    @TheMouse said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                    Mushroom learns to crawl after being given robot body

                                    https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/mushroom-learns-to-crawl-after-being-given-robot-body/ar-AA1pZHes?ocid=msedgntp&pc=ASTS&cvid=2c85c2db6d43442b99c9dff6431e3042&ei=62

                                    WTF!!!

                                    back in college days, i postulated that such could be done, only not with mushrooms, but with animals like insects, spiders, and birds.

                                    my idea was to come up with mechanical/animal brain interface to control movement, using the particular attributes of certain animals to enable superior coordination for transportation. for instance, the coordination for 6,8, or more legs, or superior spatial awareness and balance to enable enhanced flight capabilities. control the animal, and thus control movement.

                                    all aboard!

                                    https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/53c47d21e4b06bf16949f6c2/1628037322023-P6JLRMUCOJAGOLK708EW/Spider+ride.jpg?format=1500w
                                    Mikromegas1

                                    Riding the dragonfly

                                    Riding the dragonfly

                                    Cordwainer Smith postulated mouse brains laminated in plastic then imprinted with the desired programming. Psionic elements too.

                                    https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

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                                    Twain

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                                    Wingmann

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                                      oyaji @Kilemall
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                                      @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                      @oyaji said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                      @TheMouse said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                      Mushroom learns to crawl after being given robot body

                                      https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/mushroom-learns-to-crawl-after-being-given-robot-body/ar-AA1pZHes?ocid=msedgntp&pc=ASTS&cvid=2c85c2db6d43442b99c9dff6431e3042&ei=62

                                      WTF!!!

                                      back in college days, i postulated that such could be done, only not with mushrooms, but with animals like insects, spiders, and birds.

                                      my idea was to come up with mechanical/animal brain interface to control movement, using the particular attributes of certain animals to enable superior coordination for transportation. for instance, the coordination for 6,8, or more legs, or superior spatial awareness and balance to enable enhanced flight capabilities. control the animal, and thus control movement.

                                      all aboard!

                                      https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/53c47d21e4b06bf16949f6c2/1628037322023-P6JLRMUCOJAGOLK708EW/Spider+ride.jpg?format=1500w
                                      Mikromegas1

                                      Riding the dragonfly

                                      Riding the dragonfly

                                      Cordwainer Smith postulated mouse brains laminated in plastic then imprinted with the desired programming. Psionic elements too.

                                      don’t see how they would stay alive without life support. also don’t see the benefit of imprinting anything on laminated slices of mouse brain either, or at all how it might work. psionics would be a very cool i/o twist though, should such a thing become possible (i’m betting it will… eventually).

                                      my idea was to use living brains with their own programming intact, and then just add controls to guide them. if they are doing it with mushrooms, then how far off can animal control be?

                                      peta would have a shit-fit though.

                                      © 2015 - 2025 oyaji

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                                      • PakoonP
                                        Pakoon
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                                        So, I haven’t really thought of buying a drone as decent ones have been pretty expensive, especially compared to how much I’d probably use one but this is probably the first to make me consider buying one:

                                        Sep 8, 2024

                                        I tested the DJI Neo and it's so good that all I can think about now is flying it

                                        I tested the DJI Neo and it's so good that all I can think about now is flying it

                                        DJI knocked it out of the park with the Neo

                                        It’s Chinese spy drone, though, so there’s that.

                                        ♙♙♙ Michael Waltz added you to the group.

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                                          A Former User @Pakoon
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                                          @Pakoon said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                          It’s Chinese spy drone, though, so there’s that.

                                          If you hear a sudden humming of rotors while you’re fapping, you could catch it and lock in a draw.

                                          Or get yourself a masturbation chamber like mine:

                                          https://www.ohhtee.com/post/467095

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                                          • tiggerT
                                            tigger @Pakoon
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                                            @Pakoon said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                            So, I haven’t really thought of buying a drone as decent ones have been pretty expensive, especially compared to how much I’d probably use one but this is probably the first to make me consider buying one:

                                            Sep 8, 2024

                                            I tested the DJI Neo and it's so good that all I can think about now is flying it

                                            I tested the DJI Neo and it's so good that all I can think about now is flying it

                                            DJI knocked it out of the park with the Neo

                                            It’s Chinese spy drone, though, so there’s that.

                                            We used a dji nano 2 I think to film over the sea and it just went in :/

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