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    • ?
      A Former User
      last edited by A Former User

      Jul 18, 2024  /  Apple News

      CrowdStrike Says Global IT Outage Impacting Windows PCs, But Mac and Linux Hosts Not Affected

      CrowdStrike Says Global IT Outage Impacting Windows PCs, But Mac and Linux Hosts Not Affected

      A widespread system failure is currently affecting numerous Windows devices globally, causing critical boot failures across various industries, including banks, rail networks, airlines, retailers, broadcasters, healthcare, and many more sectors.

      The workaround to break the infinite boot cycle on affected Windows machines involves manually booting into safe mode, navigating to the CrowdStrike directory, and deleting the system file that caused the problem.

      They can’t roll out a fix remotely and the place I work has over 10k employees spread across timezones all over the world. What a headache.

      Edit: at least there is a fix. I can’t imagine the size of the lawsuits if they actually bricked all those PCs. The disruption to business would be horrendous.

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      • PakoonP
        Pakoon
        last edited by

        This is just AI training for the eventual war against humans.

        ♙♙♙ Michael Waltz added you to the group.

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        • ?
          A Former User
          last edited by

          Well now I’m conflicted:

          several rail networks over the world have ground to a halt.

          https://www.khmertimeskh.com/501525799/worldwide-windows-outage-hits-trains-planes-and-banks/

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          • ?
            A Former User
            last edited by

            The tracking for my vanity is down too. Maybe the office will close today!

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            • JamJ
              Jam @A Former User
              last edited by

              @Zeppelin said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

              The tracking for my vanity is down too. Maybe the office will close today!

              The office watches you shave in the morning?

              "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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              • Gators1G
                Gators1
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                • ?
                  A Former User
                  last edited by

                  Lol, this is their website:

                  Screenshot_2024-07-19-20-51-18-84_cbf47468f7ecfbd8ebcc46bf9cc626da.jpg

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                  • JamJ
                    Jam
                    last edited by

                    Your business can be brought down even faster than 62 minutes if you let Crowdstrike help!!!

                    "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                    • Lob12L
                      Lob12
                      last edited by

                      Well if all servers are down, can’t get your data stolen, right?

                      [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                      • JamJ
                        Jam
                        last edited by

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                        Damn it!

                        I can’t adjust the temperature in the pool this morning using the Hayward App.

                        What am I supposed to do now???

                        Must I walk out back to the pool panel and make manual adjustments?

                        Snap6.jpg

                        "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                        • Lob12L
                          Lob12
                          last edited by

                          La misère des riches

                          [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                          • TazzT
                            Tazz
                            last edited by

                            It was a CRS update patch that caused this.

                            GTFO

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                            • ?
                              A Former User
                              last edited by

                              Let it all burn to the ground

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                              • KilemallK
                                Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
                                last edited by

                                @Zeppelin said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                Let it all burn to the ground

                                So you are insurrecting with Trump?

                                https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                Never go full Lithu-
                                Twain

                                No editing is gonna save you now-
                                Wingmann

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                                • Lob12L
                                  Lob12
                                  last edited by

                                  Just passed in front of my bank and there are employees outside telling people that only the ATM machines are working right now.

                                  [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                                  • ?
                                    A Former User @Kilemall
                                    last edited by

                                    @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                    @Zeppelin said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                    Let it all burn to the ground

                                    So you are insurrecting with Trump?

                                    If it burns down social media. Trump won’t let that happen. He needs to piper his sheep

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                                    • ?
                                      A Former User
                                      last edited by A Former User

                                      It’s pretty staggering in retrospect that all these big companies with all this critical infrastructure just lets some third party yahoos push (self-evidentally) untested code directly to their devices without so much as testing the impact themselves first.

                                      There’s stories over on Hacker News about Crowdstrike being responsible for the same thing in March of this year of except that time was Debian servers affected, only brought down a handful of obscure services, so didn’t it get any press.

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                                      • M
                                        madrebel
                                        last edited by

                                        luckily for crowdstrike, with all the outages, its harder to short their stock … 9d chess.

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                                        • StuS
                                          Stu @tigger
                                          last edited by

                                          @tigger said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                          Maybe don’t use Microsoft for critical infrastructure? The world has gone crazy.

                                          Jurassic Park used Unix. And everyone died.

                                          It's a Unix system

                                          It is easy to do justice - very hard to do right

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                                          • M
                                            madrebel @Stu
                                            last edited by

                                            @Stu said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                            Jurassic Park used Unix. And everyone died.

                                            Let’s also not forget how much work Microsoft has done with Linux over the past decade. If i’m not mistaken they’re in the top 5 commiters to the Linux kernel. I may be recalling the article wrong but under Balmer’s leadership, Microsoft was trying to kill Linux. Under Nadella though, they shifted to adoption and cooperation.

                                            A decision that has been good for everyone fwiw.

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