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    • ?
      A Former User
      last edited by A Former User

      The company I work for is affected by this:

      https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/crowdstrike-code-update-bricking-windows-machines-around-the-world/ar-BB1qfRpA

      Computers crashing and then can’t reboot. People where I work have been told to attempt to boot in safe mode and, if that fails, BYOD (use their own PCs). I’m a contractor so already use my own laptop and I wouldn’t put that shit on my machine even if I’d heard of it before today.

      I’d hate to be a CrowdStrike employee right now.

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      • tiggerT
        tigger
        last edited by

        Maybe don’t use Microsoft for critical infrastructure? The world has gone crazy.

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        • tiggerT
          tigger
          last edited by

          Also, don’t use Texas software in your critical jobs? They are used to turning power off whenever…

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            Blanks @tigger
            last edited by

            @tigger said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

            Also, don’t use Texas software in your critical jobs? They are used to turning power off whenever…

            Their inferior electrical grid is how they stick it to the man and let ‘em know that Texas could secede if they wanted to!

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            • PakoonP
              Pakoon @A Former User
              last edited by Pakoon

              @Hog said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

              I’d hate to be a CrowdStrike employee right now.

              I hate to be a Crowdstrike shareholder right now.

              Screenshot 2024-07-19 at 13.14.57.png

              ♙♙♙ Michael Waltz added you to the group.

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              • PakoonP
                Pakoon
                last edited by

                To be honest, I was expecting a worse reaction, but we’ll see when the market opens. I’m not selling, though.

                ♙♙♙ Michael Waltz added you to the group.

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                • ?
                  A Former User
                  last edited by A Former User

                  Jul 18, 2024  /  Apple News

                  CrowdStrike Says Global IT Outage Impacting Windows PCs, But Mac and Linux Hosts Not Affected

                  CrowdStrike Says Global IT Outage Impacting Windows PCs, But Mac and Linux Hosts Not Affected

                  A widespread system failure is currently affecting numerous Windows devices globally, causing critical boot failures across various industries, including banks, rail networks, airlines, retailers, broadcasters, healthcare, and many more sectors.

                  The workaround to break the infinite boot cycle on affected Windows machines involves manually booting into safe mode, navigating to the CrowdStrike directory, and deleting the system file that caused the problem.

                  They can’t roll out a fix remotely and the place I work has over 10k employees spread across timezones all over the world. What a headache.

                  Edit: at least there is a fix. I can’t imagine the size of the lawsuits if they actually bricked all those PCs. The disruption to business would be horrendous.

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                  • PakoonP
                    Pakoon
                    last edited by

                    This is just AI training for the eventual war against humans.

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                    • ?
                      A Former User
                      last edited by

                      Well now I’m conflicted:

                      several rail networks over the world have ground to a halt.

                      https://www.khmertimeskh.com/501525799/worldwide-windows-outage-hits-trains-planes-and-banks/

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                      • ?
                        A Former User
                        last edited by

                        The tracking for my vanity is down too. Maybe the office will close today!

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                        • JamJ
                          Jam @A Former User
                          last edited by

                          @Zeppelin said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                          The tracking for my vanity is down too. Maybe the office will close today!

                          The office watches you shave in the morning?

                          "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                          • Gators1G
                            Gators1
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                            • ?
                              A Former User
                              last edited by

                              Lol, this is their website:

                              Screenshot_2024-07-19-20-51-18-84_cbf47468f7ecfbd8ebcc46bf9cc626da.jpg

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                              • JamJ
                                Jam
                                last edited by

                                Your business can be brought down even faster than 62 minutes if you let Crowdstrike help!!!

                                "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                                • Lob12L
                                  Lob12
                                  last edited by

                                  Well if all servers are down, can’t get your data stolen, right?

                                  [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                                  • JamJ
                                    Jam
                                    last edited by

                                    Snap7.jpg

                                    Damn it!

                                    I can’t adjust the temperature in the pool this morning using the Hayward App.

                                    What am I supposed to do now???

                                    Must I walk out back to the pool panel and make manual adjustments?

                                    Snap6.jpg

                                    "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                                    • Lob12L
                                      Lob12
                                      last edited by

                                      La misère des riches

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                                      • TazzT
                                        Tazz
                                        last edited by

                                        It was a CRS update patch that caused this.

                                        GTFO

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                                        • ?
                                          A Former User
                                          last edited by

                                          Let it all burn to the ground

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                                          • KilemallK
                                            Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
                                            last edited by

                                            @Zeppelin said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                            Let it all burn to the ground

                                            So you are insurrecting with Trump?

                                            https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                            Never go full Lithu-
                                            Twain

                                            No editing is gonna save you now-
                                            Wingmann

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