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    • Gators1G
      Gators1
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      I think it might be worse if AI actually worked like they were hyping. All the companies would adopt it everywhere they could, which would put a ton of people out of work and then the companies go bankrupt because nobody could afford to buy their shit anymore. And the incompetent governments couldn’t react because they are full of dumbasses these days.

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      • TazzT
        Tazz
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        Pay with your face is coming soon

        Todd Wasserman,CNBC  /  May 20, 2024  /  Money Report

        With JPMorgan, Mastercard on board in biometric ‘breakthrough' year, you may soon start paying with your face

        With JPMorgan, Mastercard on board in biometric ‘breakthrough' year, you may soon start paying with your face

        Biometric technology like Amazon’s pay-by-palm is already in hundreds of stores. Facial recognition to buy things is next, and restaurants are already using it.

        GTFO

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        • ?
          A Former User @Tazz
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          Mask Off GIF

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          • ?
            A Former User
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            This made me chuckle:

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            • ?
              A Former User
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              We were all assigned mandatory company-wide training on AI at work this week. It was about 45 minutes long and half of the content was about not using unapproved AI tools because of the risk of leaking company data. Fair enough. The other 50% was some weird, skin crawling evangelism for AI itself and the company-approved tools (mostly Copilot for regular users). Every other section in the training was “AI is awesome. Here, let’s hear AI tell you itself how awesome it is”. Cue AI-written and voiced script telling you how awesome AI is.

              Given how hard they were pushing it, I figured some new company Commandant of AI was sure to be running reports on Copilot usage and, when they saw I never used Copilot, they’d know I was using something else (mostly Gemini which I use irregularly and never put company data into). So I figured I’d better install Edge and and start using Copilot so I didn’t have to face an inquisition down the road.

              Today I switched to Edge and reinstalled just the PWAs I use for work under Edge. Then tonight I noticed this:

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              That whole folder used to be called “Chrome Apps” and half the apps in it are actually Chrome apps, not Edge apps. That’s just so typical Microsoft. Install their shit on your computer and they’re like, “these apps are mine now, bitch”.

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              • Gators1G
                Gators1
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                The CXXs love AI and want to say they are using it. The sales people have picked up on this and started calling all the shit they sell AI or AI enabled because everything we buy has to be AI. Went to a presentation by AWS about using “AI” methods in the satellite industry and the whole thing was about time series forecasts that have been around for 20 years and easily done in python.

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                  madrebel @A Former User
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                  @Hog said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                  are actually Chrome apps, not Edge apps

                  edge is chrome … or rather, both are based on the same Blink platform. ‘IE’ is dead, gone, good riddance.

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                  • ?
                    A Former User
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                    I used to steal chrome caps

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                    • ?
                      A Former User @madrebel
                      last edited by A Former User

                      @madrebel Yeah I was aware. The old edge was shaping up to be another IE in terms of incompatibility problems but without IE’s market share. MS headed all of that off by switching to using Chromium. So now they get near 100% compatibility with Chrome and, with the corporate pressure to use Edge / Copilot that I’m experiencing, they might even get some decent market share.

                      To be fair to MS, Edge isn’t just a reskin of Chromium. Even beyond a stack of functionality they’ve added to it, they’ve made and are making performance improvements and the like to it too. How much of that is shared upstream and how much they keep proprietary for commercial advantage isn’t clear.

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                        Blanks
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                        I use Netscape

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                        • Gators1G
                          Gators1
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                          I use AOL browser.

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                            Blanks @Gators1
                            last edited by

                            @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                            I use AOL browser.

                            Hell yea. What’s your AIM

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                            • JamJ
                              Jam
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                              I’m stayin’ with Firefox for now.

                              "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                              • ?
                                A Former User
                                last edited by A Former User

                                I’m staying with Firefox, Firefox Focus, Librewolf, Edge, Chrome, Chromium and the DuckDuckGo browser…

                                for now.

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                                • ?
                                  A Former User
                                  last edited by A Former User

                                  Did Adobe Just %#@$ Up?

                                  Adobe are forcing users to agree to an updated terms of service that lets Adobe access their content with machine learning. But you have to agree before it will let you uninstall the software.

                                  Aholes Taz Assholes Everywhere GIF

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                                  • KilemallK
                                    Kilemall Careful, railroad agent
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                                    Whoa, we have clinical and billing docs in pdf. If they are talking reading those to help their lil AI monsters it’s war. We can’t eat HIPAA violations fees at that rate.

                                    https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                    Never go full Lithu-
                                    Twain

                                    No editing is gonna save you now-
                                    Wingmann

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                                    • JerrayeJ
                                      Jerraye
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                                      I expect to see bunch of AI-textured medieval legs to be running around soon enough.


                                      Potat

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                                      • Gators1G
                                        Gators1
                                        last edited by

                                        Maybe you should use the AI to finally fucking finish your game? Like it’s been in early access for nearly as long as Star Citizen!

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                                        • JerrayeJ
                                          Jerraye @Gators1
                                          last edited by

                                          @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                          Maybe you should use the AI to finally fucking finish your game? Like it’s been in early access for nearly as long as Star Citizen!

                                          I just finished lazily slapping some placeholder textures on my crappy gun with Adobe Substance 3D Painter. Those AI legs might come after you with big irons on their hip if you don’t watch your mouth, gator boi.

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                                          Potat

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                                          • KilemallK
                                            Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Jerraye
                                            last edited by

                                            @Jerraye said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                            @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                            Maybe you should use the AI to finally fucking finish your game? Like it’s been in early access for nearly as long as Star Citizen!

                                            I just finished lazily slapping some placeholder textures on my crappy gun with Adobe Substance 3D Painter. Those AI legs might come after you with big irons on their hip if you don’t watch your mouth, gator boi.

                                            3701fca0-cd0e-43ca-bcda-9d7a488095af-image.png

                                            Call it the GatorBuster!

                                            https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                            Never go full Lithu-
                                            Twain

                                            No editing is gonna save you now-
                                            Wingmann

                                            http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

                                            http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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