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    • Gators1G
      Gators1
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      It’s soooquel!!!

      Mohammad Asjad  /  May 4, 2024

      Researchers at Stanford Introduce SUQL: A Formal Query Language for Integrating Structured and Unstructured Data

      Researchers at Stanford Introduce SUQL: A Formal Query Language for Integrating Structured and Unstructured Data

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        oyaji @Gators1
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        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

        It’s soooquel!!!

        Mohammad Asjad  /  May 4, 2024

        Researchers at Stanford Introduce SUQL: A Formal Query Language for Integrating Structured and Unstructured Data

        Researchers at Stanford Introduce SUQL: A Formal Query Language for Integrating Structured and Unstructured Data

        In 'Mur’kuh, say it like it’s spellt: “suckle”.

        © 2015 - 2025 oyaji

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          A Former User
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          Return-to-office mandates at some of the most powerful tech companies — Apple, Microsoft and SpaceX — were followed by a spike in departures among the most senior, tough-to-replace talent, according to a case study published last week by researchers at the University of Chicago and the University of Michigan.

          https://wapo.st/4btMo8Z

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            oyaji @oyaji
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            @oyaji said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

            @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

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            @oyaji said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

            @Hog said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

            Benj Edwards  /  Apr 23, 2024  /  Tech

            You can now buy a flame-throwing robot dog for under $10,000

            You can now buy a flame-throwing robot dog for under $10,000

            Thermonator, the first “flamethrower-wielding robot dog,” is completely legal in 48 US states.

            “completely legal in 48 US states”

            I need a pack of them to loose upon the ROUSs… ermm, RsOUS.

            I wonder if Bushman will get some and come by for a day or 2. I had found his number and rang him up a few years ago, but then I lost it. These would be right up his alley. Anybody got his contact info?

            I don’t think they exist.

            I think they do exist. A day or three ago I heard part of a radio story on NPR about the Therminator now being offered for sale.

            This is why we need the three laws of robotics.

            We won’t get them.

            More like we are heading for the Bulterian Jihad.

            @Kilemall

            Late late edit:

            “Butlerian Jihad”

            © 2015 - 2025 oyaji

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              A Former User
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              I’ve got this guy I’ve been working with for a month or so. He needs to regularly schedule meetings with up to five people in five different time zones. Every time he manually asks everyone individually, what time are you free tomorrow? Me: I don’t know, use the scheduling assistant. Then he asks me to convert it into the HQ time zone. Me: use the scheduling assistant. Then he asks me what time I finish work. Me: use the scheduling assistant. Then he asks what time that is in the HQ time zone. Me: dude, I’m trying to fucking code here, use the scheduling assistant.

              After doing the dance several times now, I’ve posted screenshots of how to use the scheduling assistant. Not that he’s ever asked for them or acknowledged that there even is a scheduling assistant.

              Anyway, I’m no longer going to take that scheduling assistant for granted. Having to do every meeting the way this guy does it would be unspeakably bad. I’d spend half of my day manually coordinating meetings.

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              • KilemallK
                Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
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                @Hog said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                I’ve got this guy I’ve been working with for a month or so. He needs to regularly schedule meetings with up to five people in five different time zones. Every time he manually asks everyone individually, what time are you free tomorrow? Me: I don’t know, use the scheduling assistant. Then he asks me to convert it into the HQ time zone. Me: use the scheduling assistant. Then he asks me what time I finish work. Me: use the scheduling assistant. Then he asks what time that is in the HQ time zone. Me: dude, I’m trying to fucking code here, use the scheduling assistant.

                After doing the dance several times now, I’ve posted screenshots of how to use the scheduling assistant. Not that he’s ever asked for them or acknowledged that there even is a scheduling assistant.

                Anyway, I’m no longer going to take that scheduling assistant for granted. Having to do every meeting the way this guy does it would be unspeakably bad. I’d spend half of my day manually coordinating meetings.

                We force people to use it, but does no good for external vendors.

                https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                Never go full Lithu-
                Twain

                No editing is gonna save you now-
                Wingmann

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                • KilemallK
                  Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @oyaji
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                  @oyaji said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                  @oyaji said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                  @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                  @oyaji said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                  @tigger said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                  @oyaji said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                  @Hog said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                  Benj Edwards  /  Apr 23, 2024  /  Tech

                  You can now buy a flame-throwing robot dog for under $10,000

                  You can now buy a flame-throwing robot dog for under $10,000

                  Thermonator, the first “flamethrower-wielding robot dog,” is completely legal in 48 US states.

                  “completely legal in 48 US states”

                  I need a pack of them to loose upon the ROUSs… ermm, RsOUS.

                  I wonder if Bushman will get some and come by for a day or 2. I had found his number and rang him up a few years ago, but then I lost it. These would be right up his alley. Anybody got his contact info?

                  I don’t think they exist.

                  I think they do exist. A day or three ago I heard part of a radio story on NPR about the Therminator now being offered for sale.

                  This is why we need the three laws of robotics.

                  We won’t get them.

                  More like we are heading for the Bulterian Jihad.

                  @Kilemall

                  Late late edit:

                  “Butlerian Jihad”

                  Big fat Jam edit cheater!

                  https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                  Never go full Lithu-
                  Twain

                  No editing is gonna save you now-
                  Wingmann

                  http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

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                    A Former User @Kilemall
                    last edited by

                    @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                    @Hog said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                    I’ve got this guy I’ve been working with for a month or so. He needs to regularly schedule meetings with up to five people in five different time zones. Every time he manually asks everyone individually, what time are you free tomorrow? Me: I don’t know, use the scheduling assistant. Then he asks me to convert it into the HQ time zone. Me: use the scheduling assistant. Then he asks me what time I finish work. Me: use the scheduling assistant. Then he asks what time that is in the HQ time zone. Me: dude, I’m trying to fucking code here, use the scheduling assistant.

                    After doing the dance several times now, I’ve posted screenshots of how to use the scheduling assistant. Not that he’s ever asked for them or acknowledged that there even is a scheduling assistant.

                    Anyway, I’m no longer going to take that scheduling assistant for granted. Having to do every meeting the way this guy does it would be unspeakably bad. I’d spend half of my day manually coordinating meetings.

                    We force people to use it, but does no good for external vendors.

                    I can see this guy’s working hours and busy times in it so I assume he should be able to see mine. Assumptions are bad though.

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                      A Former User
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                      "Google Search is generative AI at the scale of human curiosity. - Google Boss

                      Dude, seriously. That has to be the most wankish statement I’ve ever read.

                      https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20240524-how-googles-new-algorithm-will-shape-your-internet

                      https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20240524-how-googles-new-algorithm-will-shape-your-internet

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                      • tiggerT
                        tigger @A Former User
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                        @Hog said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                        "Google Search is generative AI at the scale of human curiosity. - Google Boss

                        Dude, seriously. That has to be the most wankish statement I’ve ever read.

                        https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20240524-how-googles-new-algorithm-will-shape-your-internet

                        https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20240524-how-googles-new-algorithm-will-shape-your-internet

                        You only say that because you haven’t eaten enough small rocks with your titebond pizza.

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                        • KilemallK
                          Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @tigger
                          last edited by

                          @tigger said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                          @Hog said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                          "Google Search is generative AI at the scale of human curiosity. - Google Boss

                          Dude, seriously. That has to be the most wankish statement I’ve ever read.

                          https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20240524-how-googles-new-algorithm-will-shape-your-internet

                          https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20240524-how-googles-new-algorithm-will-shape-your-internet

                          You only say that because you haven’t eaten enough small rocks with your titebond pizza.

                          Can’t you fix this shit Tigger?

                          https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                          Never go full Lithu-
                          Twain

                          No editing is gonna save you now-
                          Wingmann

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                          • tiggerT
                            tigger @Kilemall
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                            @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                            @tigger said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                            @Hog said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                            "Google Search is generative AI at the scale of human curiosity. - Google Boss

                            Dude, seriously. That has to be the most wankish statement I’ve ever read.

                            https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20240524-how-googles-new-algorithm-will-shape-your-internet

                            https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20240524-how-googles-new-algorithm-will-shape-your-internet

                            You only say that because you haven’t eaten enough small rocks with your titebond pizza.

                            Can’t you fix this shit Tigger?

                            Only the stockmarket can fix this…

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                              A Former User @tigger
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                              @tigger I had to duckduckgo that:

                              https://boingboing.net/2024/05/24/googles-ai-enhanced-search-suggests-users-add-glue-to-their-pizza-and-eat-one-small-rock-a-day.html

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                              • Gators1G
                                Gators1
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                                There is always Bing!

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                                • tiggerT
                                  tigger
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                                  I’m actually thinking of this as a public service. It’s also going to be crap later on, just much more subtle crap.

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                                    A Former User @tigger
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                                    @tigger I kind of feel it’s going to go the other way. It’s going to be crap later on but even worst and more noticeably crap. Assuming Google doesn’t change course or some other search engine doesn’t replace them, they are starving the real content creators that feed both their search results and AI answers. Take those guys away and you’ll have a runaway cycle of worst and worst results.

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                                    • tiggerT
                                      tigger
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                                      Sure, but the most blatant issues are going to go away and you’ll get systematically wrong stuff that will take you hours to figure out IMO once all the logic to make sure you don’t glue your pizza is hardwired in. Plus the chance that whole swaths of AI feeding AI will be somehow systematically swayed to do something.

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                                      • Gators1G
                                        Gators1
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                                        It will be ok, right? Reddit posters know what they are talking about…

                                        In place of these sites, there’s one platform you’ll be seeing much, much more of: Reddit. According to SEMrush, Reddit saw a surge that amounted to a 126% growth in traffic from Google Search.

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                                          Tazz
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                                          CAMM2 RAM
                                          CAMM2 supports capacities of 8GB to 128GB on a single module.

                                          MSI's new motherboard could transform gaming RAM forever

                                          MSI's new motherboard could transform gaming RAM forever

                                          The new MSI Z790 Project Zero Plus is shown with a flat Kingston DDR5 CAMM memory module, which screws into place, rather than DIMMs.

                                          PC component maker MSI has just unveiled a new ATX motherboard that abandons the usual memory sticks we’ve known for decades, and replaces them with a new flat-mounted CAMM2 RAM module. It’s a concept that has potentially huge implications for the PC gaming RAM market if it takes off, meaning we could just be screwing future memory upgrades into our motherboards, rather than clicking them into slots.

                                          GTFO

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                                          • Gators1G
                                            Gators1
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                                            I thought you download RAM, not install it???

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