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      Blanks
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      I’d rather take the unemployment than work at google anyway. No way any position there could be rewarding.

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      • Gators1G
        Gators1 @Blanks
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        @Blanks said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

        I’d rather take the unemployment than work at google anyway. No way any position there could be rewarding.

        They pay very well to software developers and it’s a big stepping stone to a successful career later on. And even if that isn’t good enough and you don’t want to work there, just leave. Don’t make some worthless “occupy Google” protest that achieves nothing and possibly fucks up your future career prospects.

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        • PakoonP
          Pakoon @Blanks
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          @Blanks said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

          I’d rather take the unemployment than work at google anyway. No way any position there could be rewarding.

          I like working at Google. Good pay and a free datcha at Sotchi.

          ♙♙♙ Michael Waltz added you to the group.

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          • Lob12L
            Lob12
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            Do they need evil HR lawyers by any chance? Looks like they might!

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            • PakoonP
              Pakoon @Lob12
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              @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

              Do they need evil HR lawyers by any chance? Looks like they might!

              Yes, but there’s a catch. If you beat the AI they will sue you.

              ♙♙♙ Michael Waltz added you to the group.

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              • Lob12L
                Lob12 @Pakoon
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                @Pakoon said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                Do they need evil HR lawyers by any chance? Looks like they might!

                Yes, but there’s a catch. If you beat the AI they will sue you.

                No risks of that happening.

                [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                • PakoonP
                  Pakoon @Lob12
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                  @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                  @Pakoon said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                  @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                  Do they need evil HR lawyers by any chance? Looks like they might!

                  Yes, but there’s a catch. If you beat the AI they will sue you.

                  No risks of that happening.

                  Are you sure?

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                  • Lob12L
                    Lob12
                    last edited by Lob12

                    Me beating the AI? Yeah.

                    I’ll take a baseball bat to the server nodes though.

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                      Blanks @Gators1
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                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                      @Blanks said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                      I’d rather take the unemployment than work at google anyway. No way any position there could be rewarding.

                      They pay very well to software developers and it’s a big stepping stone to a successful career later on. And even if that isn’t good enough and you don’t want to work there, just leave. Don’t make some worthless “occupy Google” protest that achieves nothing and possibly fucks up your future career prospects.

                      I agree, that was never going to actually solve anything, but you can’t collect unemployment if you quit! Or can you? I don’t actually know.

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                      • Gators1G
                        Gators1 @Blanks
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                        @Blanks said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                        @Blanks said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                        I’d rather take the unemployment than work at google anyway. No way any position there could be rewarding.

                        They pay very well to software developers and it’s a big stepping stone to a successful career later on. And even if that isn’t good enough and you don’t want to work there, just leave. Don’t make some worthless “occupy Google” protest that achieves nothing and possibly fucks up your future career prospects.

                        I agree, that was never going to actually solve anything, but you can’t collect unemployment if you quit! Or can you? I don’t actually know.

                        Maybe in California. Mostly no though.

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                          A Former User
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                            Blanks
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                            I don’t believe I’ve ever read a PDF and gone “you know what little PDF…I wish you were capable of conversation, maybe even sentient, then we could spend our nights chatting over a glass of wine”

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                            • JamJ
                              Jam @Blanks
                              last edited by

                              @Blanks said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                              I don’t believe I’ve ever read a PDF and gone “you know what little PDF…I wish you were capable of conversation, maybe even sentient, then we could spend our nights chatting over a glass of wine”

                              Be careful.

                              You’ve just triggered Jerraye to depict that which you have described in mere words.

                              "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                                Jerraye
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                                Edit: I put a spoiler thing in it, as this isn’t my garbage AI dumping pit thread.


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                                  Blanks
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                                  oh no

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                                  • Gators1G
                                    Gators1 @A Former User
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                                    @Hog said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

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                                    Better asking it the shit you want to know than having to read the stupid pdf yourself.

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                                      Lob12 @Gators1
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                                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                      @Hog said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

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                                      Better asking it the shit you want to know than having to read the stupid pdf yourself.

                                      That implies that you trust the answer.

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                                      • Gators1G
                                        Gators1 @Lob12
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                                        @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                        @Hog said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

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                                        Better asking it the shit you want to know than having to read the stupid pdf yourself.

                                        That implies that you trust the answer.

                                        Probably better than the answer I would get if I didn’t read the fucking thing.

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                                          A Former User
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                                          Benj Edwards  /  Apr 23, 2024  /  Tech

                                          You can now buy a flame-throwing robot dog for under $10,000

                                          You can now buy a flame-throwing robot dog for under $10,000

                                          Thermonator, the first “flamethrower-wielding robot dog,” is completely legal in 48 US states.

                                          “completely legal in 48 US states”

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                                          • Gators1G
                                            Gators1
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                                            That will change after I unleash my robot wolf pack on the Columbia protestors.

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