The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread
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Billions of dollars of tech investment to kill a $300 pickup truck and a towel head.
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Well if that haji hadn’t of run that stop sign in his little Toyota then maybe he wouldn’t be in pieces!
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They also blew up Lithu’s speedraft for overfishing just before.
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Why is she shitting on my quantum porn needs?
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@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:
Why is she shitting on my quantum porn needs?
Does quantum porn mean that the old in-and-out trick can be both in and out at the same time?

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Euro users now get a pop-up allowing them to opt out of the 700+ third parties Microsoft shares your Outlook data with.
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Boston Dynamics have retired the hydraulic Atlas that we’re all familiar with. They’re replacing it with an all-electric model:
I have a feeling this new model is the one that’s going to be pushing us over with sticks and knocking shit out of our hands.
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@Pakoon said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

On the off chance that you are a fan of Anthony Burgess . . . . and possibly one who appreciates Joyce.
It’s time for (me) for a re-read of Re-Joyce, reviewed here 14 years ago.
“My book does not pretend to scholarship, only to a desire to help the average reader who wants to know Joyce’s work but has been scared off by the professors. The appearance of difficulty is part of Joyce’s big joke; the profundities are always expressed in good round Dublin terms; Joyce’s heroes are humble men.”
–From the Foreword by Anthony Burgess.
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Sucks they have masks on. I wanted to be able to recognize them next time I see them making my coffee at Starbucks.
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@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:
Sucks they have masks on. I wanted to be able to recognize them next time I see them making my coffee at Starbucks.
Where did they think their salaries come from?
Where were they when China killed all those Muslims or crushed Hong Kong?
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There were something like 30 of those idiots fired already.
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@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:
@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:
Sucks they have masks on. I wanted to be able to recognize them next time I see them making my coffee at Starbucks.
Where did they think their salaries come from?
Where were they when China killed all those Muslims or crushed Hong Kong?
Google isn’t really in China. So that’s not where the salaries come from.
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@tigger that’s what the Chinese communists want you to think!!!
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@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:
@tigger that’s what the Chinese communists want you to think!!!
True. I’m quite confused by what everyone wants me to think!
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I’d rather take the unemployment than work at google anyway. No way any position there could be rewarding.
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@Blanks said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:
I’d rather take the unemployment than work at google anyway. No way any position there could be rewarding.
They pay very well to software developers and it’s a big stepping stone to a successful career later on. And even if that isn’t good enough and you don’t want to work there, just leave. Don’t make some worthless “occupy Google” protest that achieves nothing and possibly fucks up your future career prospects.
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@Blanks said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:
I’d rather take the unemployment than work at google anyway. No way any position there could be rewarding.
I like working at Google. Good pay and a free datcha at Sotchi.
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Do they need evil HR lawyers by any chance? Looks like they might!
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@Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:
Do they need evil HR lawyers by any chance? Looks like they might!
Yes, but there’s a catch. If you beat the AI they will sue you.
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@Pakoon said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:
@Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:
Do they need evil HR lawyers by any chance? Looks like they might!
Yes, but there’s a catch. If you beat the AI they will sue you.
No risks of that happening.
