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    • JamJ
      Jam
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      The real reason head-butting became unpopular at the end of the 18th century!

      "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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      • PakoonP
        Pakoon
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        I didn’t read most of this crap, but I’m sure that 99% of LOT don’t know how to pronounce MySQL right.

        ♙♙♙ Michael Waltz added you to the group.

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        • Lob12L
          Lob12
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          “MySQL”

          Here, just did it.

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          • ?
            A Former User
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            I call it “My-S-Q-L” but I’ve never heard another human say it so I don’t know what’s correct. “My-see-quell” sounds kinda ghey if that’s how you are supposed to say it.

            I’ve never heard a human utter 90% of the tech words I know and, when I get one wrong, it’s years or decades before someone hears me say it and corrects me. I used to pronounce “array” wrong from about 1985 to 2003 until a friend bailed me up on it. I’m still retraining myself to say “cache” correctly but it’s really hard to change after internally pronouncing a word a certain way for so many years.

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            • StuS
              Stu
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              I was trying to figure out how cache could be pronounced differently. But looking at it, if someone is following english language rules, it would almsot look like it’s pronounced “cake”

              It is easy to do justice - very hard to do right

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              • Gators1G
                Gators1 @A Former User
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                @Hog said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                I call it “My-S-Q-L” but I’ve never heard another human say it so I don’t know what’s correct. “My-see-quell” sounds kinda ghey if that’s how you are supposed to say it.

                I’ve never heard a human utter 90% of the tech words I know and, when I get one wrong, it’s years or decades before someone hears me say it and corrects me. I used to pronounce “array” wrong from about 1985 to 2003 until a friend bailed me up on it. I’m still retraining myself to say “cache” correctly but it’s really hard to change after internally pronouncing a word a certain way for so many years.

                Sorry, but the rest of the world picked the ghey way to say it. It’s “my seequel”.

                Edit: Actually I take that back. Apparently it’s mixed and Oracle even calls it “My S-Q-L”. I have mostly heard My Seequel though in use in my company and from AWS. I guess my company is ghey.

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                • ?
                  A Former User @Stu
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                  @Stu said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                  I was trying to figure out how cache could be pronounced differently. But looking at it, if someone is following english language rules, it would almsot look like it’s pronounced “cake”

                  I was pronouncing it kaysh; don’t ask me why because I don’t know / don’t remember (edit: but it’s possibly because of what you said.) At some point I realized the rest of the planet were calling it “cash” so I’ve been trying to remember to pronounce it that way.

                  I’m just thankful the “e” is silent and it’s not pronounced cash-eh. That would be even gheyer than My See-quell.

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                  • Gators1G
                    Gators1
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                    Maybe the whole word cache is just ghey, no matter how you pronounce it? I mean it is of French origin.

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                    • JamJ
                      Jam @Gators1
                      last edited by Jam

                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                      @Hog said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                      I call it “My-S-Q-L” but I’ve never heard another human say it so I don’t know what’s correct. “My-see-quell” sounds kinda ghey if that’s how you are supposed to say it.

                      I’ve never heard a human utter 90% of the tech words I know and, when I get one wrong, it’s years or decades before someone hears me say it and corrects me. I used to pronounce “array” wrong from about 1985 to 2003 until a friend bailed me up on it. I’m still retraining myself to say “cache” correctly but it’s really hard to change after internally pronouncing a word a certain way for so many years.

                      Sorry, but the rest of the world picked the ghey way to say it. It’s “my seequel”.

                      Edit: Actually I take that back. Apparently it’s mixed and Oracle even calls it “My S-Q-L”. I have mostly heard My Seequel though in use in my company and from AWS. I guess my company is ghey.

                      We support a couple of My S-Q-L systems and as we are not formally trained and certified to do so, we have contracts with the My S-Q-L arm of Oracle and none of the support or sales people we have spoken with ever use MySequel.

                      I researched this years ago and recognize that the founder originally wanted to call the relational DB “SEQUEL” as explaned below, but the word was already trademarked, so the abreviation SQL came into being.

                      But that is no excuse for pronouncing it the wrong way, but it does explain the origin and why some people say MySequel.

                      There are some people who also say other silly things like “Whom came to the door Richard?” ;-)

                      Sep 3, 2014  /  blog

                      S.Q.L or Sequel: How to Pronounce SQL?

                      S.Q.L or Sequel: How to Pronounce SQL?

                      Dive into the debate: Should SQL be pronounced 'S.Q.L' or 'sequel'? Learn the correct way and explore its impact on the tech industry.

                      "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                      • Gators1G
                        Gators1
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                        In the context of the language I always hear sequel for the most part. Despite the history, people tend to make words out of acronyms and that becomes how the cool kids say it. Have even heard people wondering if people that say S-Q-L are inexperienced.

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                        • JamJ
                          Jam
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                          This thread has caused me to realize that I have been misspelling cachet on occasion.

                          I have always used cache to represent a collection of something such as a cache of weapons and the verb form to cache or to store in both cases pronounced “kash.”

                          But . . .

                          When suggesting that Donald Trump has more cachet than he has earned, I’d have spelled it cache as well.

                          I’m so embarrassed. ;-)

                          I would bet that it is spelled the same way in French, but in the case of “kashay” it needs an accent?

                          Lob would know.

                          "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                          • ?
                            A Former User @Gators1
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                            @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                            Have even heard people wondering if people that say S-Q-L are inexperienced.

                            I’ve heard people wondering if people that say sequel are baguette-eating surrender monkeys.

                            Those people are only in my head but I heard them.

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                            • Gators1G
                              Gators1 @A Former User
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                              @Hog said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                              @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                              Have even heard people wondering if people that say S-Q-L are inexperienced.

                              I’ve heard people wondering if people that say sequel are baguette-eating surrender monkeys.

                              Those people are only in my head but I heard them.

                              Bill Gates pronounces it as sequel, as in “sequel server”. I think you are due for a booster.

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                              • JamJ
                                Jam @Gators1
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                                @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                @Hog said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                Have even heard people wondering if people that say S-Q-L are inexperienced.

                                I’ve heard people wondering if people that say sequel are baguette-eating surrender monkeys.

                                Those people are only in my head but I heard them.

                                Bill Gates pronounces it as sequel, as in “sequel server”. I think you are due for a booster.

                                Fuck Bill Gates.

                                I hate him now as much as you do!

                                "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                                • ?
                                  A Former User @A Former User
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                                  @Hog said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                  @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                  @Hog said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                  @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                  @Hog said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                  @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                  @Hog said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                  One of our servers, probably the main server for most business functions, has 5 terabytes of RAM and is otherwise configured up the wazoo with the most premium disk and CPUs that Azure has to offer.

                                  It runs like shit. It’s always run like shit but we had a software version upgrade and now it’s often unusable. Some of the business functions that used to take 10 minutes (but should have been much less) can take hours now and it’s affecting production.

                                  There’s a 24/7 bridge call set up for the crisis that I get sucked into occasionally that occasionally produces actions like*Hog, explain why this complex application that you’ve never seen before today and is slow and report back in an hour with your recommendations". And they’ll hassle you for updates exactly within the hour if you haven’t reported back because you don’t understand wtf the app is doing functionally let alone technically…

                                  A couple of times it’s looked like I’m going to have to rewrite whole apps or re-architect others while the business bleeds and IT management drums their fingers and hovers over my shoulders.

                                  Thankfully it seems that the penny has dropped that it’s not an app specific problem but something wrong with the system. I’m hearing things like some process or other trying to use 50 gigabytes of cache that’s only been configured to allow 5 megabytes.

                                  Of course, I’m not counting on that so I’m trying to learn as much as I can about the apps and processes I might have to rewrite at no notice.

                                  Fuck me, IT is stressful sometimes. I have some talents but one of them isn’t thinking well and understanding stuff under extreme time pressure.

                                  I just dealt with a server hang that unlike most of ours actually affects patient care. You could have that pressure.

                                  Anything with 5 TB of memory is either a supercomputer modeling climate or Mach 25 missiles, is a central Google AI, or is badly configured and Microsoft is enjoying charging rental on the moron designing the thing.

                                  I’m guessing the latter.

                                  The whole ERP + is run on an in-memory database. I only found out about the 5 terabyte RAM figure when I asked the obvious question yesterday, “Has anyone discussed upgrading the machine?” That’s when I was told it was already way above spec. It’s a big company with a lot of data but I asked Bard what was typical for large companies using that product and it said one to two terabytes of RAM. I don’t know if we just have more data or just don’t know how to configure it. I did see one of the external support consultants from the vendor post a screenshot of Azure pricing in the bridge chat so maybe we’re going to give it even more :)

                                  (But seriously, I doubt we’re going to add more RAM - I didn’t read actually read the context of the post).

                                  Did you ever ask them why they are asking an application developer to troubleshoot server configurations instead of someone that knows about that shit? And maybe get the networking assholes in the room too to see if they might be the bottleneck?

                                  It’s a fair point but the users had been complaining generally about performance since the upgrade went live and the technical team that looks after performance had been repeating that, aside from the odd spike, the system was healthy.

                                  Then one of the critical processes for production shat itself and the symptom was “user clicks this button and has to wait 2 to 5 minutes, then clicks this button and has to wait…” etc. Since that was the specific issue that got elevated to P2⁺ and I was nominated before the upgrade for 24/7 hypercare (all apps, not just the ones I’d worked on) I got roped in on the crisis team to fix the issue. I didn’t know all the context so I started with looking at what the app was doing.

                                  ⁺(I don’t think there is a P1 or I’ve never heard of it. I assume if it happens it means I should start looking for another job.)

                                  Didn’t you say your contract was ending anyway? Also did you try rebooting?

                                  Yeah I’ll be finished in three weeks time. In between having 5 teams chats going off like a pinball machine, I’m trying to document extra stuff for the next poor slob. That poor slob might turn out to be me if my two bosses get their way but it’s far from guaranteed. I’m not sure whether I’d be happier if I get extended next year or happier if I don’t. Anyway, I told them I’m away all of January and I’m not fussed if they don’t have me back until February or March. Regardless, I’m going to stop thinking about it as soon as I hit the beach.

                                  The friend who I work through in Australia told me yesterday that the client were hinting at renewing me if I dropped my rate. He does the same work as I do (at a different company) and he said it was ridiculous. I told him honestly that I don’t much care if they renew me or not and he could tell them that. Anyway, I got renewed today until the end of March so I’m glad I didn’t drop my rate in a hurry. I’m still on vacation for a month starting at Christmas so it all turned out ok.

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                                  • Gators1G
                                    Gators1
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                                    - YouTube

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                                    • ?
                                      A Former User
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                                      Wish I’d seen this a week ago:

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                                      • Gators1G
                                        Gators1
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                                        Tiktoks don’t prove anything! It’s le sequel!

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                                        • PakoonP
                                          Pakoon @A Former User
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                                          @Hog said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                          Wish I’d seen this a week ago:

                                          - YouTube

                                          He’s wrong too.

                                          ♙♙♙ Michael Waltz added you to the group.

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                                          • PakoonP
                                            Pakoon
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                                            Lol, what I was referring to was not how to pronounce the SQL part. MySQL is named after the developer’s daughter whose name is My and it’s not pronounced the same way you guys pronounce ‘my’.

                                            ♙♙♙ Michael Waltz added you to the group.

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