The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread

[Gators1]

Even though I would be universally hated, I wish I knew math.

[Lob12]

Can you smart people here summarize for me who are the good/bad guys in this story? I’m kinda too lazy for this one.

[A Former User]

@Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

Can you smart people here summarize for me who are the good/bad guys in this story? I’m kinda too lazy for this one.

I decided a couple of days ago that they’re all assholes so i don’t have to take a side.

[Lob12]

Damn that makes it ever harder to follow then. I have enough of the Hamas thread for that.

[Kilemall]

@Hog said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

@Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

Can you smart people here summarize for me who are the good/bad guys in this story? I’m kinda too lazy for this one.

I decided a couple of days ago that they’re all assholes so i don’t have to take a side.

When assholes program AI, bad things happen.

HAL Is Questioned After Being Resurrected (From "2010")

Literally the first lesson from the first robot play.

[Gators1]

I am for whoever doesn’t end up on Microsoft’s side.

[A Former User]

@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

I am for whoever doesn’t end up on Microsoft’s side.

Someone didn’t get their booster shot.

[Jam]

Microsoft seems to be a company some geeks love to hate.

I don’t think normal people hate Microsoft.

I’ve generally embraced Microsoft products and have sometimes admired Bill Gates.

Am I in the wrong forum?

[Gators1]

Jam got a double dose.

[Jam]

Was there something “extra” in any of my seven Covid vaccination shots?

[Lob12]

Jam is boosted AF

[Kilemall]

@Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

Jam is boosted AF

Nanobuy particles. Hes practically hacked.

[Kilemall]

@Jam said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

Microsoft seems to be a company some geeks love to hate.

I don’t think normal people hate Microsoft.

I’ve generally embraced Microsoft products and have sometimes admired Bill Gates.

Am I in the wrong forum?

From a business perspective he tried to be the sole fiscal portal and got his balls kicked in. Phones and internet sites on Linux broke his death grip on personal computing, so now Microsoft is just another player.

[Lob12]

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

@Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

Jam is boosted AF

Nanobuy particles. Hes practically hacked.

He’s more vaccine than man at this point.

[tigger]

@Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

@Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

Jam is boosted AF

Nanobuy particles. Hes practically hacked.

He’s more vaccine than man at this point.

We could tell Jam that Microsoft is primarily a provider of an evil cloud that runs on Linux, but he’d just deny it! So let’s not do that.

[tigger]

@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

Even though I would be universally hated, I wish I knew math.

Mountains don’t hate.

[Gators1]

@tigger Snow is very judgemental though.

[tigger]

@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

@tigger Snow is very judgemental though.

I think it’s very indiscriminate, you could even say WOKE!!!, in it’s killings.

[Gators1]

@tigger said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

@tigger Snow is very judgemental though.

I think it’s very indiscriminate, you could even say WOKE!!!, in it’s killings.

Which is why the choice to embrace math is a hard one. You could be rich, but at the same time you spend your life with your only friend being a homicidal maniac.

[Jam]

@tigger said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

@Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

@Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

Jam is boosted AF

Nanobuy particles. Hes practically hacked.

He’s more vaccine than man at this point.

We could tell Jam that Microsoft is primarily a provider of an evil cloud that runs on Linux, but he’d just deny it! So let’s not do that.

You have got me on that one!

A man knows when he has been beaten!

I forgot all about Microsoft Revenue 365 products!!!