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    • ?
      A Former User
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      Tom Warren  /  Nov 2, 2023  /  microsoft

      Microsoft employees aren’t happy that they’re losing free Xbox Game Pass Ultimate

      Microsoft employees aren’t happy that they’re losing free Xbox Game Pass Ultimate

      The perk changes start in January 2024.

      Funny to see the culture change at tech companies. A few years ago it’s, “can I offer you a free massage and a canape?” Now it’s, “fuck you peasant! Get back in the mines!”

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      • L1thuL
        L1thu @Gators1
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        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

        Lying ass Hog! Will never trust another Asian!

        NEVAH! and we won’t rent to them either!

        - YouTube
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        • TazzT
          Tazz
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          Came across this olde. Nice try commie spying bastages.

          Jul 14, 2020  /  lifestyle

          Covering up the camera could damage your laptop: Apple

          Covering up the camera could damage your laptop: Apple

          Don't cover your camera, Apple has warned MacBook users — it could break your display.

          Covering up the camera could damage your laptop: Apple

          Don’t cover your camera, Apple has warned MacBook users — it could break your display.

          Consumers should rely on the green camera indicator light adjacent to their laptop camera, Apple told owners of MacBooks, MacBook Airs and MacBook Pros this month. Putting a sticker, Post-it note or other covering in front of the camera itself impedes the tightly designed computer’s ability to close and could shatter the screen.

          One MacBook Pro owner’s internal display broke after he applied a webcam cover in April, MacRumors reported.

          “If you close your Mac notebook with a camera cover installed, you might damage your display because the clearance between the display and keyboard is designed to very tight tolerances,” Apple wrote on its website. Camera covers can also interfere with the machine’s ambient light sensor and prevent features, including automatic brightness and Apple’s Retina display True Tone technology, from working properly.

          GTFO

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          • ?
            A Former User
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            Enshittification is a contagious disease. I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve been watching a YouTube short and though, “Hang on, what was that?” and then wanted to rewind but you can’t. They’ve hidden the horizontal time scroller (in the YouTube web page anyway; you can see it when a video is embedded here for instance). So you’ve got to start at the beginning and wait for it to get back to where it was.

            I blamed it on a half arsed implementation by YouTube and thought they’d fix it one day because, you know, pausing and going back 5 seconds to make sure you understood something is like basic functionality right? Well today I’m watching a video on Facebook “Reels” of the resort we’re staying at during our next vacation and, same thing happened: “Ooh, let me go back and see that water again… wtf? You can’t?” If both YouTube and Facebook are doing it, it’s not a fuck up, it’s deliberate.

            Apparently being able to pause and go back is functionality that is too fucking complicated for us to be trusted with even though it’s been a feature of every recorded medium since the fucking gramophone. Stop making the world dumber and harder to navigate you cunts.

            /rant

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            • TazzT
              Tazz
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              Blame Gen Z. They watch it once and laugh or don’t get it and then move on without giving any effort to figure something out or understand why something happens. AI will only make it worse in the future when it says anything or does everything for them. Barely point and click and poof … it’s done. If it’s wrong nobody will care or remember.

              GTFO

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              • ?
                A Former User
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                Tom Warren  /  Nov 8, 2023  /  microsoft

                Microsoft gives in and lets you close OneDrive on Windows without explaining yourself

                Microsoft gives in and lets you close OneDrive on Windows without explaining yourself

                This is Microsoft’s latest annoying addition to Windows.

                Looking forward to seeing what happens when you try to shut down GPT in Windows 12.

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                • TazzT
                  Tazz
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                  No worries, Kamala is on it. At least she can spell A.I.

                  RNC Research on Twitter

                  GTFO

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                  • KilemallK
                    Kilemall Careful, railroad agent
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                    Hmm I haven’t been working in the salt mines of healthcare billing, I’ve been working on fancy things.

                    https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                    Never go full Lithu-
                    Twain

                    No editing is gonna save you now-
                    Wingmann

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                      Blanks @Kilemall
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                      @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                      Hmm I haven’t been working in the salt mines of healthcare billing, I’ve been working on fancy things.

                      Kile at work like

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                      • ?
                        A Former User
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                        Well this seems like a gaping security hole:

                        - YouTube
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                        • ?
                          A Former User
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                          Charge your phone at night ya wankas!

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                          • TazzT
                            Tazz
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                            China does the same thing through TikTok.

                            GTFO

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                            • ?
                              A Former User
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                              Some cabrõn in division 2 just now was named pendejo tactica

                              Hijo de la chingada

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                              • TazzT
                                Tazz
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                                Chatting with a FCK’N AT&T BOT named Sara. I’m trying to reset a failed internet connection at a distant location and she(it) keeps asking me to check for steady or blinking lights and press a reset button. FIVE times I told here I’m not there and can’t do it. Then she hangs up.
                                cunt

                                GTFO

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                                  A Former User
                                  last edited by A Former User

                                  Jordan Novet  /  Nov 9, 2023  /  Technology

                                  Microsoft briefly restricted employee access to OpenAI's ChatGPT, citing security concerns

                                  Microsoft briefly restricted employee access to OpenAI's ChatGPT, citing security concerns

                                  Microsoft told employees on Thursday that "a number of AI tools are no longer available" due to security reasons.

                                  The company initially said it was banning ChatGPT and design software Canva, but later removed a line in the advisory that included those products. After initial publication of this story, Microsoft reinstated access to ChatGPT.

                                  Geez, given their huge bet on GPT and their rush to incorporate it into their products, the optics on that would have been terrible.

                                  “Here, use our product”
                                  “Do you use it yourself?”
                                  “Oh, fuck no”.

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                                  • JamJ
                                    Jam @Tazz
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                                    @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                    Chatting with a FCK’N AT&T BOT named Sara. I’m trying to reset a failed internet connection at a distant location and she(it) keeps asking me to check for steady or blinking lights and press a reset button. FIVE times I told here I’m not there and can’t do it. Then she hangs up.
                                    cunt

                                    Even I wouldn’t treat you that way!

                                    "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                                    • ?
                                      A Former User
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                                      Facebook Messenger can’t die fast enough for me but a huge number of Cambodians (including my wife) use it and nothing else so I’m stuck with it. Chhunly sent me some audio recordings that he recorded with messenger. Of course I need to do something with the recordings but Messenger doesn’t let download them. So I had to install half a dozen different apps until I found one that would let me record the recording. Then I sent him a text message that had a mistake in it but you can’t edit sent messages. Fuck me.

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                                      • Gators1G
                                        Gators1 @Tazz
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                                        @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL tech stuff thread:

                                        Chatting with a FCK’N AT&T BOT named Sara. I’m trying to reset a failed internet connection at a distant location and she(it) keeps asking me to check for steady or blinking lights and press a reset button. FIVE times I told here I’m not there and can’t do it. Then she hangs up.
                                        cunt

                                        I am convinced that if you pass on and St Peter rejects you, at the end of the down escalator you will hear “welcome to AT&T”. Total shithole company.

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                                        • TazzT
                                          Tazz @Gators1
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                                          @Gators1 when I talk to AT&T on the phone they’re pretty good , Comcast was the worst. When I mentioned it to a repair tech he laughed and said both companies use the same call center service.

                                          GTFO

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                                          • Gators1G
                                            Gators1
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                                            Fuck Samsung!

                                            Monica J. White  /  Nov 3, 2023  /  Computing

                                            The era of cheap SSDs is about to end

                                            The era of cheap SSDs is about to end

                                            SSD prices have been pretty great lately, but that might be about to change. Samsung is said to be increasing prices by up to 20%.

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