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    • TazzT
      Tazz
      last edited by

      Screenshot_20240320_174734_Brave.jpg

      GTFO

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      • KilemallK
        Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Tazz
        last edited by

        @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

        Screenshot_20240320_174734_Brave.jpg

        Been there done that.

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        • KilemallK
          Kilemall Careful, railroad agent
          last edited by

          Wasn’t going to say anything since it’s company business, but since 94% of all US healthcare has been impacted, I will tell you I am quite busy with this charming bit of hackery-

          Change Healthcare - Wikipedia

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          • ?
            A Former User
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            Fucking with healthcare should be life prison terms. Even if they aren’t hacking machines that go beep and directly keep people alive, any disruptions and distractions is going to lead to avoidable deaths even if it’s just because people’s surgery was delayed.

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            • KilemallK
              Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
              last edited by Kilemall

              @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

              Fucking with healthcare should be life prison terms. Even if they aren’t hacking machines that go beep and directly keep people alive, any disruptions and distractions is going to lead to avoidable deaths even if it’s just because people’s surgery was delayed.

              It’s a billing clearinghouse so it doesn’t stop emergency surgery but it does kill pharmacy account payout when you need to get it now and don’t have hundreds or thousands on hand to buy it retail.

              Depending on how much the doctor/medical org is in, could be total cash flow starvation- any hospital living procedure to bill paycheck might go under or destroy any savings they have, then care is impacted.

              https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

              Never go full Lithu-
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              Wingmann

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              • ?
                A Former User
                last edited by A Former User

                I think I must run the most expensive (per-user) accounting system on the planet. It’s completely custom built, multi-user, multi-language, multi-currency and, now since Chhunly does more important work, has exactly one user (me).

                In previous years, I fell for the mistake of enhancing it whilst I was actually doing my end of year taxes but, since I prefer programming to accounting, it just meant I lost weeks doing stuff I enjoyed while my tax deadline drew closer without any real progress. Now I wait until after my taxes are done and fix things that irritated me during the previous weeks. To that end, I just implemented dark mode:

                accounts.png

                I could probably just use an off the shelf solution (or even just a spreadsheet) but one of the technologies it uses is something I use professionally so it’s good to ride the bleeding edge of that tech and experiment with it / learn. And it’s nice having the freedom to make it do whatever I want. For example, the number of web apps that insist on blowing out the back of my retinas at 11pm because they still don’t support dark mode in 2024 is too damn high.

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                • JamJ
                  Jam
                  last edited by Jam

                  Probably 30 years ago I set up an Excel workbook which has served me well to this day.

                  I have an accountant, a necessary evil for the business, and I just send him the workbook each year around the end of February or towards the middle of March.

                  I suppose if I were a programmer I would have looked for a more difficult way to get the job done. ;-)

                  "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                  • Gators1G
                    Gators1 @A Former User
                    last edited by

                    @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    I think I must run the most expensive (per-user) accounting system on the planet. It’s completely custom built, multi-user, multi-language, multi-currency and, now since Chhunly does more important work, has exactly one user (me).

                    In previous years, I fell for the mistake of enhancing it whilst I was actually doing my end of year taxes but, since I prefer programming to accounting, it just meant I lost weeks doing stuff I enjoyed while my tax deadline drew closer without any real progress. Now I wait until after my taxes are done and fix things that irritated me during the previous weeks. To that end, I just implemented dark mode:

                    accounts.png

                    I could probably just use an off the shelf solution (or even just a spreadsheet) but one of the technologies it uses is something I use professionally so it’s good to ride the bleeding edge of that tech and experiment with it / learn. And it’s nice having the freedom to make it do whatever I want. For example, the number of web apps that insist on blowing out the back of my retinas at 11pm because they still don’t support dark mode in 2024 is too damn high.

                    What’s the blurred out line? Porn subscriptions?

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                    • ?
                      A Former User
                      last edited by A Former User

                      Was just wrestling more than I should have to with a simple MongoDb query when I was reminded by how much I dislike MongoDB in general. Actually, I’m not a huge fan of document databases to begin with but they’ve certainly got their very specific use cases. They aren’t a replacement though for relational DBs in 99% of normal enterprise software. Unfortunately, I chose a software stack that was hot in 2014 that was based on MongoDB which was also hot a decade ago and now I’m fucking stuck with it unless I want to spend weeks on a rewrite.

                      When I was first exposed to the MongoDB hype, lets say I was highly skeptical. After years of using now, I’m certain that whatever dubious time savings it gives you are wasted in working around its issues. Mongo seems to be on the nose now maybe in part because they are trying to squeeze money out of its users but at least in part because for most people it was a wasted fucking investment based on bullshit marketing lies:

                      Nemil Dalal  /  Aug 29, 2017

                      The Marketing Behind MongoDB

                      The Marketing Behind MongoDB

                      Countless NoSQL databases competed to be the database of choice. MongoDB's marketing strategy helped it become the winner.

                      the majority of application software that developers write will be in use cases that are better fits for MongoDB and other NoSQL technology

                      MongoDB’s CTO feels that nearly 90% of database installations would benefit from switching to MongoDB.

                      I fucking tech marketing.

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                      • JamJ
                        Jam @A Former User
                        last edited by

                        @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        I fucking tech marketing.

                        When one is filled with hate, sometimes words go missing.

                        I bet that I can read your mind though! ;-)

                        "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                        • Gators1G
                          Gators1 @A Former User
                          last edited by Gators1

                          @Hog welcome to my world but it’s worse by eleventy. There are hundreds of tools out there all with hungry sales reps trying to tell you that their shit will change the world and the competing tools are terrible. The chart below was made to show how crazy it is, but the crazy thing is each box isn’t even all of them for that category.

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                          • ?
                            A Former User @Jam
                            last edited by A Former User

                            @Jam said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            I fucking tech marketing.

                            When one is filled with hate, sometimes words go missing.

                            I bet that I can read your mind though! ;-)

                            I had to re-read the line you quoted 3 times before I saw the problem.

                            I drop/miss words way too often in my writing. I read a how-to book on speed reading in my early teens and I think it permanently broke me because unfortunately I seem to write the same way I read - leaving out chunks that can be inferred from the surrounding words.

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                            • Lob12L
                              Lob12
                              last edited by

                              I speed read everything Jam posts and it’s been serving me well so far!

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                              • Gators1G
                                Gators1 @Lob12
                                last edited by Gators1

                                @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                I speed read everything Jam posts and it’s been serving me well so far!

                                Damn you are a masochist. Actually listen to Putin…read Jam… I scroll past without reading anything and then post the frog.

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                                • KilemallK
                                  Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Jam
                                  last edited by

                                  @Jam said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  I fucking tech marketing.

                                  When one is filled with hate, sometimes words go missing.

                                  I bet that I can read your mind though! ;-)

                                  He constructed it correctly.

                                  https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

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                                  • KilemallK
                                    Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Lob12
                                    last edited by

                                    @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    I speed read everything Jam posts and it’s been serving me well so far!

                                    I actually read them because it’s same speed comprehension for me. He makes points that are valid but more complex then USA Today level writing, but a LOT of you are missing it.

                                    https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                    Never go full Lithu-
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                                    • Lob12L
                                      Lob12 @Kilemall
                                      last edited by

                                      @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      I speed read everything Jam posts and it’s been serving me well so far!

                                      I actually read them because it’s same speed comprehension for me. He makes points that are valid but more complex then USA Today level writing, but a LOT of you are missing it.

                                      You can start talking shit after you watch the Tucker interview, poser!

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                                      • PakoonP
                                        Pakoon @A Former User
                                        last edited by

                                        @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        @Jam said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        I fucking tech marketing.

                                        When one is filled with hate, sometimes words go missing.

                                        I bet that I can read your mind though! ;-)

                                        I had to re-read the line you quoted 3 times before I saw the problem.

                                        I drop/miss words way too often in my writing. I read a how-to book on speed reading in my early teens and I think it permanently broke me because unfortunately I seem to write the same way I read - leaving out chunks that can be inferred from the surrounding words.

                                        I have the same problem.

                                        ♙♙♙ Michael Waltz added you to the group.

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                                        • Gators1G
                                          Gators1
                                          last edited by

                                          There’s a new job opening at Google if anyone is looking…

                                          No Tech For Apartheid on Twitter

                                          https://time.com/6964364/exclusive-no-tech-for-apartheid-google-workers-protest-project-nimbus-1-2-billion-contract-with-israel/

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                                          • Gators1G
                                            Gators1
                                            last edited by

                                            The birth of the relational database and SEEEEEQEL!!!

                                            The Birth of SQL & the Relational Database

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