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    • ?
      A Former User
      last edited by A Former User

      I was wanting to doing some bitwise operations in my calculator app this morning and couldn’t get my function calls to work so I had to RTFM. For who knows what reason, they’ve decided that function arguments need to be separated by semicolons instead of commas. I hadn’t seen that before so I asked Gemini:

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      I love bucking convention when it delivers something new. Otherwise, stick to fucking conventions. You aren’t a special snowflake.

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      • Gators1G
        Gators1
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        Fucking hackerz!

        The Malware So Tricky Even Programmers Fall For It

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        • KilemallK
          Kilemall Careful, railroad agent
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          I handle no extension files at my job. Some programmers or vendors like those.

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          • ?
            A Former User
            last edited by A Former User

            Leadership Is A Hell Of A Drug — Ludicity

            The above guy has a pretty amusing, if sometimes a bit overly toxic, blog where he rants about his job and the industry. I’m frankly amazed he hasn’t been fired for it since it would be trivial to identify him using all the details he’s posted.

            Anyway, this in particular amused me just now:


            Consider this: the lawyer I mentioned in this post had opinions on whether statically typed languages are superior to dynamically typed languages, and had engaged in some complex meta-cognition. See, they reflected on how every time they felt that something in Go was ugly, it later turned out that Go was well-designed and they simply didn’t understand the issues being designed around. This turned into a rough rule that seeing a problem with Go typically reflected a flaw in their own understanding, thus flaw with Go is actually best processed as flaw in own brain until proven otherwise.

            I don’t know much about Go, but that’s not important. What is important is that I’m on my knees, arms outstretched, gazing up at the sky, tears streaming down my face, and begging to have one question answered:

            Why does a practicing lawyer have more thoughts on programming than every CTO I’ve had a 1:1 with at a big company?

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            • KilemallK
              Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
              last edited by

              @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

              Leadership Is A Hell Of A Drug — Ludicity

              The above guy has a pretty amusing, if sometimes a bit overly toxic, blog where he rants about his job and the industry. I’m frankly amazed he hasn’t been fired for it since it would be trivial to identify him using all the details he’s posted.

              Anyway, this in particular amused me just now:


              Consider this: the lawyer I mentioned in this post had opinions on whether statically typed languages are superior to dynamically typed languages, and had engaged in some complex meta-cognition. See, they reflected on how every time they felt that something in Go was ugly, it later turned out that Go was well-designed and they simply didn’t understand the issues being designed around. This turned into a rough rule that seeing a problem with Go typically reflected a flaw in their own understanding, thus flaw with Go is actually best processed as flaw in own brain until proven otherwise.

              I don’t know much about Go, but that’s not important. What is important is that I’m on my knees, arms outstretched, gazing up at the sky, tears streaming down my face, and begging to have one question answered:

              Why does a practicing lawyer have more thoughts on programming than every CTO I’ve had a 1:1 with at a big company?

              Because CTOs are selected for big org operations not developers. Whatever programming they had which likely wasn’t involved gets left behind on that techie management climb.

              I stay where I’m at in large measure cause my manager groks techie attitude and will fight for us in a way that gets too cray cray management off our back.

              That doesn’t mean we get our way- increasing security measures for instance are now making our job more difficult, but we aren’t bucking it cause happening anyway and a reasonable goal, but he’s got our back for excessive bureaucracy or hoops.

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              • ?
                A Former User @Kilemall
                last edited by A Former User

                @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                Because CTOs are selected for big org operations not developers. Whatever programming they had which likely wasn’t involved gets left behind on that techie management climb.

                Yeah I thought something similar when I read it but it was still amusingly written I thought.

                I really know nothing about the mid to upper management at the place I work. My direct supervisor and his boss are smart and are programmers/ex-programmers which is a huge help since it’s easy to explain issues to them when I need to. I maybe cross paths with someone in middle management once every few years and it’s usually when there’s 30 to 50 people on the call because something shat itself in production.

                I’m also lucky I have two lower level managers (one IT, one in a business area) who go in to bat for me every 3 months when my contract comes up for renewal. This next renewal which just got approved apparently came with “an option to extend” which I assume means the mid level manager got tired of being harassed by those guys and I’ll get a renewal next time easily if there’s work (and there always is).

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                • Gators1G
                  Gators1 @A Former User
                  last edited by

                  @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  Leadership Is A Hell Of A Drug — Ludicity

                  The above guy has a pretty amusing, if sometimes a bit overly toxic, blog where he rants about his job and the industry. I’m frankly amazed he hasn’t been fired for it since it would be trivial to identify him using all the details he’s posted.

                  Anyway, this in particular amused me just now:


                  Consider this: the lawyer I mentioned in this post had opinions on whether statically typed languages are superior to dynamically typed languages, and had engaged in some complex meta-cognition. See, they reflected on how every time they felt that something in Go was ugly, it later turned out that Go was well-designed and they simply didn’t understand the issues being designed around. This turned into a rough rule that seeing a problem with Go typically reflected a flaw in their own understanding, thus flaw with Go is actually best processed as flaw in own brain until proven otherwise.

                  I don’t know much about Go, but that’s not important. What is important is that I’m on my knees, arms outstretched, gazing up at the sky, tears streaming down my face, and begging to have one question answered:

                  Why does a practicing lawyer have more thoughts on programming than every CTO I’ve had a 1:1 with at a big company?

                  That guy could be me if I wrote more eloquently. I have been lucky in my career having had many good managers and even some great leaders in the companies I worked for. Even the not so great ones at least had some merit behind their thinking. The law of averages has caught up to me hard in my current situation where I work for an absolute moron and our departmental “leader” has no fucking idea what she is doing. She is exactly what this guy describes, overusing “leadership” and other buzzwords at every chance, but can’t describe in any useful detail what she wants us to build. If you ask her a simple question about her view on some task, she inevitably replies with “center of excellence”, like she just has to draw an org chart and it will happen. It’s become a meme among her direct reports.

                  My actual boss shouldn’t even be a manager at all let alone have achieved the level he did. In many large companies you see people who managed to survive past the entry level jobs and hang on for years because the process to have them let go is made so difficult by HR that people would rather pass them off on coworkers than do the paperwork. So they shift from job to job and end up in some corner that few people know exists doing something that has to be done but nobody else wants it. Also if it breaks, few will even notice for a while. The guy is super nice and sociable which the dumbass “leader” took for ability and unfortunately we have to live with him now. He hasn’t delivered on anything since he’s been here, but no signs that he is on the hot seat at all. I should have left a long time ago but unfortunately I have other stuff going on in my life that makes me kind of stuck.

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                  • ?
                    A Former User
                    last edited by

                    Dev Loses $440 Million in 28 minutes, Chaos Ensues
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                    • Gators1G
                      Gators1
                      last edited by

                      Guessing someone got fired over that.

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                      • LithuL
                        Lithu @A Former User
                        last edited by

                        @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        Because CTOs are selected for big org operations not developers. Whatever programming they had which likely wasn’t involved gets left behind on that techie management climb.

                        Yeah I thought something similar when I read it but it was still amusingly written I thought.

                        I really know nothing about the mid to upper management at the place I work. My direct supervisor and his boss are smart and are programmers/ex-programmers which is a huge help since it’s easy to explain issues to them when I need to. I maybe cross paths with someone in middle management once every few years and it’s usually when there’s 30 to 50 people on the call because something shat itself in production.

                        I’m also lucky I have two lower level managers (one IT, one in a business area) who go in to bat for me every 3 months when my contract comes up for renewal. This next renewal which just got approved apparently came with “an option to extend” which I assume means the mid level manager got tired of being harassed by those guys and I’ll get a renewal next time easily if there’s work (and there always is).

                        Don’t worry. We always have a very prestigious position available here for app development.

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                        • Gators1G
                          Gators1
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                          It’s always available because you can’t find anyone who will work for Lithucoins?

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                          • LithuL
                            Lithu @Gators1
                            last edited by

                            @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            It’s always available because you can’t find anyone who will work for Lithucoins?

                            Typical Democrat always lying.

                            PRESTIGIOUS POSITION. We don’t hand out LithuCoins™ to just anyone, nor provide sought after opportunities for the much awaited LOT 4.0.

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                            • KilemallK
                              Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Lithu
                              last edited by

                              @Lithu said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                              @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                              It’s always available because you can’t find anyone who will work for Lithucoins?

                              Typical Democrat always lying.

                              PRESTIGIOUS POSITION. We don’t hand out LithuCoins™ to just anyone, nor provide sought after opportunities for the much awaited LOT 4.0.

                              The Rats need your kind of hucksterism, er thinking.

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                              • TazzT
                                Tazz
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                                Screenshot_20240320_174734_Brave.jpg

                                GTFO

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                                • KilemallK
                                  Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Tazz
                                  last edited by

                                  @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  Screenshot_20240320_174734_Brave.jpg

                                  Been there done that.

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                                  • KilemallK
                                    Kilemall Careful, railroad agent
                                    last edited by

                                    Wasn’t going to say anything since it’s company business, but since 94% of all US healthcare has been impacted, I will tell you I am quite busy with this charming bit of hackery-

                                    Change Healthcare - Wikipedia

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                                    • ?
                                      A Former User
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                                      Fucking with healthcare should be life prison terms. Even if they aren’t hacking machines that go beep and directly keep people alive, any disruptions and distractions is going to lead to avoidable deaths even if it’s just because people’s surgery was delayed.

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                                      • KilemallK
                                        Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
                                        last edited by Kilemall

                                        @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        Fucking with healthcare should be life prison terms. Even if they aren’t hacking machines that go beep and directly keep people alive, any disruptions and distractions is going to lead to avoidable deaths even if it’s just because people’s surgery was delayed.

                                        It’s a billing clearinghouse so it doesn’t stop emergency surgery but it does kill pharmacy account payout when you need to get it now and don’t have hundreds or thousands on hand to buy it retail.

                                        Depending on how much the doctor/medical org is in, could be total cash flow starvation- any hospital living procedure to bill paycheck might go under or destroy any savings they have, then care is impacted.

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                                        • ?
                                          A Former User
                                          last edited by A Former User

                                          I think I must run the most expensive (per-user) accounting system on the planet. It’s completely custom built, multi-user, multi-language, multi-currency and, now since Chhunly does more important work, has exactly one user (me).

                                          In previous years, I fell for the mistake of enhancing it whilst I was actually doing my end of year taxes but, since I prefer programming to accounting, it just meant I lost weeks doing stuff I enjoyed while my tax deadline drew closer without any real progress. Now I wait until after my taxes are done and fix things that irritated me during the previous weeks. To that end, I just implemented dark mode:

                                          accounts.png

                                          I could probably just use an off the shelf solution (or even just a spreadsheet) but one of the technologies it uses is something I use professionally so it’s good to ride the bleeding edge of that tech and experiment with it / learn. And it’s nice having the freedom to make it do whatever I want. For example, the number of web apps that insist on blowing out the back of my retinas at 11pm because they still don’t support dark mode in 2024 is too damn high.

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                                          • JamJ
                                            Jam
                                            last edited by Jam

                                            Probably 30 years ago I set up an Excel workbook which has served me well to this day.

                                            I have an accountant, a necessary evil for the business, and I just send him the workbook each year around the end of February or towards the middle of March.

                                            I suppose if I were a programmer I would have looked for a more difficult way to get the job done. ;-)

                                            "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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