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    • ?
      A Former User @Pakoon
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      @Pakoon said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

      Linus and Steve should try solving this in a cage fight.

      lol, no joke, this is Steve:

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      • KilemallK
        Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
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        @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

        @Pakoon said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

        Linus and Steve should try solving this in a cage fight.

        lol, no joke, this is Steve:

        4a74589c-f5af-49b5-80cc-6927ed90215e-image.png

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        Hmm in code fu likely Linus wins, but not actually fighting. Unless the penguins mass for him.

        https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

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        Twain

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        • PakoonP
          Pakoon
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          Linus’s wife was a black belt karate instructor, maybe she has taught Linus some tricks.

          I attended a few of her lessons when I was 14 or something.

          ♙♙♙ Michael Waltz added you to the group.

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            A Former User @Kilemall
            last edited by A Former User

            @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

            Unless the penguins mass for him.

            I hate that penguin. I wish they’d stop infantilizing the Linux brand with that stupid thing.

            Steve doesn’t hate it apparently since this is his GitHub avatar:

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            I’m feeling sorry for Steve now that I’ve looked him up. He’s obviously not a newbie nor a complete incompetent since he’s had hundreds or more commits merged into the kernel over the years by Torvalds. I’d struggle to just take destructive criticism like that in any setting, but to have my code called garbage (again) by someone as respected as Torvalds, in a public mailing list read by many thousands and then go viral so it was the first or second hit anytime someone searched my name…

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            • Gators1G
              Gators1
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              Fucking Indians!

              Should Indians Contribute To Open Source?

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              • TazzT
                Tazz
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                Would you like an orange squishy with that?

                GTFO

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                • ?
                  A Former User
                  last edited by A Former User

                  Maybe related but I watched a vid a couple of days ago about how a lot of younger programmers think “contributing to open source” is a necessary box you have to check off if you want to get hired these days. That attitude is attracting a lot of low value contributions from people who otherwise have no interest in the project they are contributing to.

                  Re Indian programmers: The client I work for hired one of the many guys I interviewed for them late last year and he started a couple of weeks ago. He’s turning out to be great. He’s pretty switched on and although still a little green in some areas, he really gets it and he learns quick. It’s such a fucking relief after having to work with the so many mostly low quality programmers from the IT managed services firm they use. I used to try to train those guys up but they’d fucking quit all the time because the conditions they worked under were so bad and they had no real connection or loyalty to the client. It’s nice to be able to mentor this new guy and not be afraid I’m wasting my time. He’ll likely take over some of the work I’ve been doing when my contract is up so it will also be nice to know that stuff will be in good hands.

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                  • KilemallK
                    Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
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                    @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    Maybe related but I watched a vid a couple of days ago about how it’s considered by a lot of younger programs that “contributing to open source” is a necessary box you have to tick off if you want to get hired these days. That attitude is attracting a lot of low value contributions from people who otherwise have no interest in the project they are contributing to.

                    Re Indian programmers: The client I work for hired one of the many guys I interviewed for them late last year and he started a couple of weeks ago. He’s turning out to be great. He’s pretty switched on and although still a little green in some areas, he really gets it and he learns quick. It’s such a fucking relief after having to work with the so many mostly low quality programmers from the IT managed services firm they use. I used to try to train those guys up but they’d fucking quit all the time because the conditions they worked under were so bad and they had no real connection or loyalty to the client. It’s nice to be able to mentor this new guy and not be afraid I’m wasting my time. He’ll likely take over the work I’ve been doing when my contract is up so it will also be nice to know that stuff will be in good hands.

                    Ya succession is on my mind nowadays.

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                    • Gators1G
                      Gators1 @A Former User
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                      @Hog Apparently the blow up started with the “influencer” below. He was bitching about people trying to contribute to open source to buff their resumes or even get a free tshirt. So he posted a video about it that didn’t target Indians, but that spawned other videos and comments about Indians because they are significant offenders apparently. So then the influencer had to make another video saying “no racis” and then showing an Indian video teaching these people to go make contributions but half assed, like commenting their name in the code to get credit for the commit. There are some good Indian coders that I have worked with, but at the upper end I tend to hate working with their management and consultants (actually from India, not Americanized). It’s more a cultural issue than technical.

                      Don't Contribute to Open Source
                      I screwed up.

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                      • KilemallK
                        Kilemall Careful, railroad agent
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                        We dealt with the Tata people in the 80s when they were first starting out, and there is a SE Asian sub village in one of our analyst kingdoms. You end up dealing with their caste type stuff no matter what you do to step on it.

                        https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

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                        Wingmann

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                        • ?
                          A Former User
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                          I deal with tatas daily

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                          • KilemallK
                            Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
                            last edited by

                            @Zeppelin said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            I deal with tatas daily

                            Indian programmers? Not sure how they would help ranching.

                            https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                            Never go full Lithu-
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                            No editing is gonna save you now-
                            Wingmann

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                            • TazzT
                              Tazz
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                              TATA makes Jaguar, and Land Rover.

                              GTFO

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                              • ?
                                A Former User
                                last edited by

                                Poor Zep.
                                Theres A Lot Of Misunderstanding Misunderstanding GIF

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                                • ?
                                  A Former User
                                  last edited by

                                  NSFW: Language warning

                                  The Unhinged Nature of GTA V Source Code
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                                  • ?
                                    A Former User
                                    last edited by A Former User

                                    Snippet of an email I just sent:

                                    Having reviewed the changes on (redacted) in conjunction with the reference (redacted), I don’t believe it will cause a problem when migrated to production.

                                    *I don’t believe". Urgh.

                                    I believe there’s a fucking problem with our system landscape and testing methodology if it requires me to make statements of faith about what is going to happen when changes are migrated to production.

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                                    • Gators1G
                                      Gators1
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                                      As a person of faith, why not? Maybe end with “may the good lord bless you code”.

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                                      • ?
                                        A Former User
                                        last edited by A Former User

                                        Yeah I should have at least ended the email with “Pray for us all”.

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                                        • ?
                                          A Former User
                                          last edited by

                                          Anyway, I took one for the team. I consulted with two other devs before sending that email but I didn’t write “we believe”. I don’t know for sure but I’m guessing I can afford unemployment better than they can.

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                                          • ?
                                            A Former User
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                                            Body hell, the manager I wrote the above to approved the wrong change. That’s probably on its way to production and the change I was asked to investigate has probably missed the cutoff window.

                                            This thing is giving me bad vibes now.

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