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    • TazzT
      Tazz
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      GTFO

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      • Gators1G
        Gators1
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        Not worried about AI taking my job anytime soon.

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        • ?
          A Former User
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          ChatGPT is probably better but I’ve long stopped asking Bard technical questions. I need it to say, “I don’t know” if it doesn’t know something and not just make shit up.

          I’ve stopped using it for most questions for that reason actually. It’s worst than useless to me if I don’t know when it’s telling me facts or making stuff up because it just pollutes my head with stuff I’ll believe because it sounds right . There’s a very specific type of question that I’ll have maybe once a week that Bard is good for and where I don’t care if it’s wrong or right.

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          • ?
            A Former User @Guest
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            @Gators1 A good example is anything about (human) language usage. Which it should thrive on really given that’s how it was trained.

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            • Gators1G
              Gators1 @A Former User
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              @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

              @Gators1 A good example is anything about (human) language usage. Which it should thrive on really given that’s how it was trained.

              You shouldn’t need AI. You have a great example of perfect English usage being around all of us Americans.

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              • ?
                A Former User
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                Top 10 Craziest Assembly Language Instructions

                OMG! They really are so crayyyyyzeeeee! You won’t believe number 4!!!

                Seriously though, despite the YouTuber’s enthusiasm, it’s as dry a topic as it sounds. Dunno why the algo recommended it to me.

                I was surprised to learn though that X86 has string processing instructions baked into the silicon. Some of it is quite old too so I dunno how it goes with things like UTF-8 which is pretty much ubiquitous now. If those instructions are obsolete, it’s another argument for RISC.

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                • KilemallK
                  Kilemall Careful, railroad agent
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                  There was a utility program bundled in our app I supported that had a compile date of around 1987 and still worked in 2014. That’s mainframe baybee.

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                  Twain

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                  Wingmann

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                  • Gators1G
                    Gators1
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                    Yrah but what kind of FPS does a mainframe have?

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                    • rote7R
                      rote7 @Gators1
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                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                      Not worried about AI taking my job anytime soon.

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                      There clearly is some looping going on in read_json_files.

                      fffg

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                      • ?
                        A Former User @Kilemall
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                        @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        There was a utility program bundled in our app I supported that had a compile date of around 1987 and still worked in 2014. That’s mainframe baybee.

                        There’s nothing wrong with old code if it works. But you could change that program if circumstances changed and recompile it. Not so easy with an ISA. I guess they could add even more instructions that supported unicode but they couldn’t remove the old ones without breaking who knows what.

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                        • ?
                          A Former User
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                          Introducing Python in Excel

                          Ooh. It’s in beta but is coming to Excel soon I guess.

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                          • JamJ
                            Jam
                            last edited by Jam

                            I watched the first 10 minutes of the video and found it riveting.

                            I felt like someone was trying to rivet my unwilling mind to the display!

                            It gets more interesting as it moves to the more elaborate benefits, but Excel already has all the features this boomer will ever need or want. ;-)

                            "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                            • TazzT
                              Tazz
                              last edited by

                              I fell asleep

                              GTFO

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                              • Gators1G
                                Gators1 @A Former User
                                last edited by

                                @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                Introducing Python in Excel

                                Ooh. It’s in beta but is coming to Excel soon I guess.

                                That will be a huge step forward over VBA if you have any scripts in your worksheets. As a data professional though I am required to say Excel is old school boomer bullshit.

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                                • Gators1G
                                  Gators1 @Guest
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                                  @Jam said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  Introducing Python in Excel

                                  Ooh. It’s in beta but is coming to Excel soon I guess.

                                  That will be a huge step forward over VBA if you have any scripts in your worksheets. As a data professional though I am required to say Excel is old school boomer bullshit.

                                  That’s a very thinly disguised insult!

                                  Even a boomer with failing eyesight can see what you did there!

                                  Its kind of a meme in the data world how we can build a process to get you data super fast on a beautiful dashboard and the users always ask for it to be emailed in Excel.

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                                  • KilemallK
                                    Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
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                                    @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    @Jam said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    Introducing Python in Excel

                                    Ooh. It’s in beta but is coming to Excel soon I guess.

                                    That will be a huge step forward over VBA if you have any scripts in your worksheets. As a data professional though I am required to say Excel is old school boomer bullshit.

                                    That’s a very thinly disguised insult!

                                    Even a boomer with failing eyesight can see what you did there!

                                    Its kind of a meme in the data world how we can build a process to get you data super fast on a beautiful dashboard and the users always ask for it to be emailed in Excel.

                                    The earlier was you’d send a Lotus and they want a green bar print out.

                                    Multiplan by floppy if you are really old school.

                                    https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                    Never go full Lithu-
                                    Twain

                                    No editing is gonna save you now-
                                    Wingmann

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                                    • Gators1G
                                      Gators1
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                                      Thats old skool bro.

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                                      • JamJ
                                        Jam
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                                        And I remember hearing about how Tazz was asked to take a charcoal parchment rubbing of his abacus calculations and send them out by carrier pigeon!

                                        "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                                        • ?
                                          A Former User
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                                          Edit: n/m

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                                          • TazzT
                                            Tazz @Jam
                                            last edited by

                                            @Jam said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                            And I remember hearing about how Tazz was asked to take a charcoal parchment rubbing of his abacus calculations and send them out by carrier pigeon!

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                                            GTFO

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