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    • TazzT
      Tazz
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      GTFO

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      • JamJ
        Jam
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        This should help all you programmers log into your favorite apps . . .

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        "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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        • ?
          A Former User
          last edited by A Former User

          This made me laugh. In 2012, someone wrote an example for the smallest possible window manager you could write. If you don’t know what a window manager is, think the part of Windows that does the actual windows. Anyway, he did it in only 50 lines of C code. It is barely usable but works as a proof of concept and the author hasn’t touched it since.

          Then 8 years later, someone raises an issue on the GitHub repo reporting that, when using this window manager, right-click in Firefox is broken:

          Right mouse click in web browser · Issue #8 · mackstann/tinywm

          Right mouse click in web browser · Issue #8 · mackstann/tinywm

          Hello! Thank you for tinywm. I would like to share that the Right mouse click in web browser is not working (chromium, firefox,...). There is a little popup that last less than 0.5 sec and it vanis...

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          • Gators1G
            Gators1
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            Oops

            Thousands of images on Docker Hub leak auth secrets, private keys

            Thousands of images on Docker Hub leak auth secrets, private keys

            Researchers at the RWTH Aachen University in Germany published a study revealing that tens of thousands of container images hosted on Docker Hub contain confidential secrets, exposing software, online platforms, and users to a massive attack surface.

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            • ?
              A Former User
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              Tits?

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              • Gators1G
                Gators1
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                Passwordz

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                • ?
                  A Former User
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                  Boring

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                  • Gators1G
                    Gators1
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                    Could be passwordz to porn collections?

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                    • ?
                      A Former User
                      last edited by A Former User

                      Reminds me, I read yesterday that the guy is who was responsible for Mali’s top level domain “.ml” is some guy in Europe who had a ten year contract for it that finished yesterday. Over ten years he has gotten thousands of emails meant for US military email addresses that end in “.mil”. Since his contract finished yesterday, now the government of Mali are going to be getting them.

                      https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/millions-of-sensitive-us-military-emails-were-reportedly-sent-to-mali-due-to-a-typo/ar-AA1dYPQL

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                      • ?
                        A Former User
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                        “This private method you wrote that I’ve just went ahead and made public doesn’t work the way I want it to when I call it from outside of the class”

                        Are you fucking kidding me? The reason it was private to begin with was that it has baked in assumptions about how it is used from within the owner class that you aren’t even using. That’s the whole fucking purpose of visibility to begin with - to signify what can be safely reused / called from outside of the class and what can’t.

                        /rant

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                        • Gators1G
                          Gators1 @A Former User
                          last edited by

                          @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          “This private method you wrote that I’ve just went ahead and made public doesn’t work the way I want it to when I call it from outside of the class”

                          Are you fucking kidding me? The reason it was private to begin with was that it has baked in assumptions about how it is used from within the owner class that you aren’t even using. That’s the whole fucking purpose of visibility to begin with - to signify what can be safely reused / called from outside of the class and what can’t.

                          /rant

                          Coworker or random internet idiot?

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                          • ?
                            A Former User @Gators1
                            last edited by A Former User

                            @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            “This private method you wrote that I’ve just went ahead and made public doesn’t work the way I want it to when I call it from outside of the class”

                            Are you fucking kidding me? The reason it was private to begin with was that it has baked in assumptions about how it is used from within the owner class that you aren’t even using. That’s the whole fucking purpose of visibility to begin with - to signify what can be safely reused / called from outside of the class and what can’t.

                            /rant

                            Coworker or random internet idiot?

                            An coworker provided by one of the big management services companies.

                            I wouldn’t have been so pissed but he changed code I’ve written that I’m still responsible for (ie it hasn’t been through QA yet) and it was a really dumb and reckless change. Encapsulation and visibility is like Object Oriented programming 101.

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                            • Gators1G
                              Gators1 @A Former User
                              last edited by

                              @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                              @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                              @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                              “This private method you wrote that I’ve just went ahead and made public doesn’t work the way I want it to when I call it from outside of the class”

                              Are you fucking kidding me? The reason it was private to begin with was that it has baked in assumptions about how it is used from within the owner class that you aren’t even using. That’s the whole fucking purpose of visibility to begin with - to signify what can be safely reused / called from outside of the class and what can’t.

                              /rant

                              Coworker or random internet idiot?

                              An coworker provided by one of the big management services companies.

                              I wouldn’t have been so pissed but he changed code I’ve written that I’m still responsible for (ie it hasn’t been through QA yet) and it was a really dumb and reckless change. Encapsulation and visibility is like Object Oriented programming 101.

                              Even i know that and I have never written a class in my life.

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                              • ?
                                A Former User @Gators1
                                last edited by

                                @Gators1 would you move to Hyderabad and take an Indian salary? We’re hiring.

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                                • Gators1G
                                  Gators1 @A Former User
                                  last edited by

                                  @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  @Gators1 would you move to Hyderabad and take an Indian salary? We’re hiring.

                                  That explains it. Working with offshore has made me racis against Indians.

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                                  • KilemallK
                                    Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
                                    last edited by

                                    @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    “This private method you wrote that I’ve just went ahead and made public doesn’t work the way I want it to when I call it from outside of the class”

                                    Are you fucking kidding me? The reason it was private to begin with was that it has baked in assumptions about how it is used from within the owner class that you aren’t even using. That’s the whole fucking purpose of visibility to begin with - to signify what can be safely reused / called from outside of the class and what can’t.

                                    /rant

                                    Coworker or random internet idiot?

                                    An coworker provided by one of the big management services companies.

                                    I wouldn’t have been so pissed but he changed code I’ve written that I’m still responsible for (ie it hasn’t been through QA yet) and it was a really dumb and reckless change. Encapsulation and visibility is like Object Oriented programming 101.

                                    Even i know that and I have never written a class in my life.

                                    So you admit you have no class.

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                                    Never go full Lithu-
                                    Twain

                                    No editing is gonna save you now-
                                    Wingmann

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                                    • KilemallK
                                      Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
                                      last edited by

                                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      @Gators1 would you move to Hyderabad and take an Indian salary? We’re hiring.

                                      That explains it. Working with offshore has made me racis against Indians.

                                      Been working with Indian outsource since the 90s. Some are very good, most are overspecialized and thus useless outside of the one thing they do. It’s mostly programming by human wave attack.

                                      https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                      Never go full Lithu-
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                                      No editing is gonna save you now-
                                      Wingmann

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                                      • Gators1G
                                        Gators1
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                                        I’m starting to talk to the AI like it’s a person. Have to roll out a POC using Spark and I don’t know Spark and the guys that should be doing it are dumb as fuck so it’s on me and have been leaning hard on GPT. Threw it some code I couldn’t figure out and it told me my dumb ass had the wrong variable in there. So I was like “my bad GPT” and then it started giving me a pep talk trying to tell me I am not an idiot and everyone does that shit and programming is hard yo. Was kind of funny. It’s pretty cool that it remembers the overall context of the project even though I am asking generic questions about syntax and stuff. When it gives me a response it’s kind of figuring out how I am using it and throws my project variable names in the example. It’s been better than googling, but still makes a bunch of mistakes, but you just have to paste in the error and it usually gets a good answer in a try or two. It’s nowhere near good enough though to do a full program, just fills in the blanks.

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                                        • ?
                                          A Former User
                                          last edited by A Former User

                                          The enshittification of GitHub has begun. This “For you” list is 65% of the start up page:

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                                          There’s no way to disable it.

                                          There are literally over 350 million repositories on GitHub. At any given time and depending on what I’m working on, I’m probably interested in 2, maybe 3 max. You can’t get me to “engage” more with GitHub by shoving completely random fucking projects in my face. What’s rune-rs? What about Svelte-js? I’ve never used it, how could I possibly give a shit that they’ve released version 4.1.1?

                                          If I sound annoyed, it’s not because I have to click something extra to see anything relevant. It’s that I’m offended that the world including tech is being taken over by utter fucking morons.

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                                          • KilemallK
                                            Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
                                            last edited by

                                            @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                            The enshittification of GitHub has begun. This “For you” list is 65% of the start up page:

                                            65f75207-4db5-483c-8cca-07a8e94b6d64-image.png

                                            There’s no way to disable it.

                                            There are literally over 350 million repositories on GitHub. At any given time and depending on what I’m working on, I’m probably interested in 2, maybe 3 max. You can’t get me to “engage” more with GitHub by shoving completely random fucking projects in my face. What’s rune-rs? What about Svelte-js? I’ve never used it, how I could I possibly give a shit that they’ve released version 4.1.1?

                                            If I sound annoyed, it’s not because I have to click something extra to see anything relevant. It’s that I’m offended that the world including tech is being taken over by utter fucking morons.

                                            Monetization….

                                            The Flying Lizards - Money

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                                            Never go full Lithu-
                                            Twain

                                            No editing is gonna save you now-
                                            Wingmann

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