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    • GustafG
      Gustaf @Tazz
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      "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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      • TazzT
        Tazz
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        GTFO

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        • Gators1G
          Gators1
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          Terrible. Use the correct thread!

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          • Gators1G
            Gators1
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            This is disturbing. Apparently there is maths in our computers! How do we get it out?

            The Man Who Revolutionized Computer Science With Math

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            • StuS
              Stu @Tazz
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              @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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              This reminds me of something I saw earlier today. Apparently when the space shuttle was still flying NASA had a complete engineering model of its computers and wiring so they could test software and hardware changes without killing astronauts.

              It has a mock flight deck, but it also has identical wiring…

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              It is easy to do justice - very hard to do right

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              • Gators1G
                Gators1
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                When Pakoon was a cosmonaut, the Soviet Union had no need for such extravagances. If there were ever any issues in space they would just play Swan Lake on TV and the mission never happened.

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                • rote7R
                  rote7
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                  @Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.

                  fffg

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                  • Gators1G
                    Gators1 @rote7
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                    @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    @Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.

                    It’s a lot cheaper to make a movie than land on the moon and pocket the difference. The big corruption machine needs to be fed. Lern 2 capitalsim!

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                    • tiggerT
                      tigger @Gators1
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                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                      @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                      @Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.

                      It’s a lot cheaper to make a movie than land on the moon and pocket the difference. The big corruption machine needs to be fed. Lern 2 capitalsim!

                      My understanding is the moon landings were faked and Stanley Kubrick was the director. And he, of course, insisted it to be filmed on the moon.

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                      • Gators1G
                        Gators1 @tigger
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                        @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        @Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.

                        It’s a lot cheaper to make a movie than land on the moon and pocket the difference. The big corruption machine needs to be fed. Lern 2 capitalsim!

                        My understanding is the moon landings were faked and Stanley Kubrick was the director. And he, of course, insisted it to be filmed on the moon.

                        Americans go that extra mile to make great film entertainment.

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                        • tiggerT
                          tigger @Gators1
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                          @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          @Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.

                          It’s a lot cheaper to make a movie than land on the moon and pocket the difference. The big corruption machine needs to be fed. Lern 2 capitalsim!

                          My understanding is the moon landings were faked and Stanley Kubrick was the director. And he, of course, insisted it to be filmed on the moon.

                          Americans go that extra mile to make great film entertainment.

                          I think this also explains why they had to go to the Moon so many times. You’d think once would be enough but when you imagine the lights and the generators and the oxygen for them and everything…

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                          • Gators1G
                            Gators1 @tigger
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                            @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            @Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.

                            It’s a lot cheaper to make a movie than land on the moon and pocket the difference. The big corruption machine needs to be fed. Lern 2 capitalsim!

                            My understanding is the moon landings were faked and Stanley Kubrick was the director. And he, of course, insisted it to be filmed on the moon.

                            Americans go that extra mile to make great film entertainment.

                            I think this also explains why they had to go to the Moon so many times. You’d think once would be enough but when you imagine the lights and the generators and the oxygen for them and everything…

                            And retakes. Kubrick was a perfectionist.

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                            • GustafG
                              Gustaf
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                              But the blooper real is hysterical.

                              "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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                              • ?
                                A Former User
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                                https://www.pcmag.com/news/chatgpt-passes-google-coding-interview-for-level-3-engineer-with-183k-salary

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                                • ?
                                  A Former User
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                                  From front page of Reddit today:
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                                  • JamJ
                                    Jam
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                                    What a nerd!

                                    "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                                    • Gators1G
                                      Gators1
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                                      Damn hackers!!! I always wondered what SQL injection was but it’s stupid easy. Should have figured it out.

                                      SQL Injections are scary!! (hacking tutorial for beginners)

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                                      • GustafG
                                        Gustaf
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                                        I got the Pfizer one.

                                        "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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                                        • rote7R
                                          rote7 @A Former User
                                          last edited by rote7

                                          @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                          From front page of Reddit today:
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                                          Programming languages in a nutshell?

                                          I especially like the JS reference, their string behavior is a real mess.

                                          EDIT EDIT:

                                          Cant find the original video I have in mind but this one will do:

                                          Weirdest JavaScript behavior ever!

                                          And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

                                          fffg

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                                          • GustafG
                                            Gustaf
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                                            - YouTube

                                            "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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