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    • Gators1G
      Gators1
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      Fucking programmers! Ban them all!

      Global Spyware Scandal: Exposing Pegasus Part One (full documentary) | FRONTLINE
      Global Spyware Scandal: Exposing Pegasus Part Two (full documentary) | FRONTLINE

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      • TazzT
        Tazz
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        GTFO

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        • GustafG
          Gustaf
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          Also known as a TazzCursor

          "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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          • TazzT
            Tazz
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            I never switched to the new style

            GTFO

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            • TazzT
              Tazz
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              GTFO

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              • GustafG
                Gustaf @Tazz
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                "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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                • TazzT
                  Tazz
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                  GTFO

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                  • Gators1G
                    Gators1
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                    Terrible. Use the correct thread!

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                    • Gators1G
                      Gators1
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                      This is disturbing. Apparently there is maths in our computers! How do we get it out?

                      The Man Who Revolutionized Computer Science With Math

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                      • StuS
                        Stu @Tazz
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                        @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                        This reminds me of something I saw earlier today. Apparently when the space shuttle was still flying NASA had a complete engineering model of its computers and wiring so they could test software and hardware changes without killing astronauts.

                        It has a mock flight deck, but it also has identical wiring…

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                        It is easy to do justice - very hard to do right

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                        • Gators1G
                          Gators1
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                          When Pakoon was a cosmonaut, the Soviet Union had no need for such extravagances. If there were ever any issues in space they would just play Swan Lake on TV and the mission never happened.

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                          • rote7R
                            rote7
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                            @Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.

                            fffg

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                            • Gators1G
                              Gators1 @rote7
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                              @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                              @Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.

                              It’s a lot cheaper to make a movie than land on the moon and pocket the difference. The big corruption machine needs to be fed. Lern 2 capitalsim!

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                              • tiggerT
                                tigger @Gators1
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                                @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                @Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.

                                It’s a lot cheaper to make a movie than land on the moon and pocket the difference. The big corruption machine needs to be fed. Lern 2 capitalsim!

                                My understanding is the moon landings were faked and Stanley Kubrick was the director. And he, of course, insisted it to be filmed on the moon.

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                                • Gators1G
                                  Gators1 @tigger
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                                  @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  @Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.

                                  It’s a lot cheaper to make a movie than land on the moon and pocket the difference. The big corruption machine needs to be fed. Lern 2 capitalsim!

                                  My understanding is the moon landings were faked and Stanley Kubrick was the director. And he, of course, insisted it to be filmed on the moon.

                                  Americans go that extra mile to make great film entertainment.

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                                  • tiggerT
                                    tigger @Gators1
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                                    @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    @Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.

                                    It’s a lot cheaper to make a movie than land on the moon and pocket the difference. The big corruption machine needs to be fed. Lern 2 capitalsim!

                                    My understanding is the moon landings were faked and Stanley Kubrick was the director. And he, of course, insisted it to be filmed on the moon.

                                    Americans go that extra mile to make great film entertainment.

                                    I think this also explains why they had to go to the Moon so many times. You’d think once would be enough but when you imagine the lights and the generators and the oxygen for them and everything…

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                                    • Gators1G
                                      Gators1 @tigger
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                                      @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      @Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.

                                      It’s a lot cheaper to make a movie than land on the moon and pocket the difference. The big corruption machine needs to be fed. Lern 2 capitalsim!

                                      My understanding is the moon landings were faked and Stanley Kubrick was the director. And he, of course, insisted it to be filmed on the moon.

                                      Americans go that extra mile to make great film entertainment.

                                      I think this also explains why they had to go to the Moon so many times. You’d think once would be enough but when you imagine the lights and the generators and the oxygen for them and everything…

                                      And retakes. Kubrick was a perfectionist.

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                                      • GustafG
                                        Gustaf
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                                        But the blooper real is hysterical.

                                        "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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                                        • ?
                                          A Former User
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                                          https://www.pcmag.com/news/chatgpt-passes-google-coding-interview-for-level-3-engineer-with-183k-salary

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                                          • ?
                                            A Former User
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                                            From front page of Reddit today:
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