The OFFICIAL programming thread

Kilemall

@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Youtube is lies. I spent hours today trying to get a new IDE set up and nothing works the way it works on the fucking Youtube. There’s a thing on the bottom where I am supposed to be able to click through virtual environments but it doesn’t fucking exist on my version. Uninstall and reinstall didn’t work. I finally ended up getting shit working on a docker container, which is cool, but then there is some issue with port forwarding or something and my app didn’t work. Programming is bullshit!

Maybe you should switch to marketing…

Gators1

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Youtube is lies. I spent hours today trying to get a new IDE set up and nothing works the way it works on the fucking Youtube. There’s a thing on the bottom where I am supposed to be able to click through virtual environments but it doesn’t fucking exist on my version. Uninstall and reinstall didn’t work. I finally ended up getting shit working on a docker container, which is cool, but then there is some issue with port forwarding or something and my app didn’t work. Programming is bullshit!

Maybe you should switch to marketing…

I probably should. That’s where all the hotties are and my experience is most of them are overpaid.

Jan 8, 2023

A college student created an app that can tell whether AI wrote an essay

Some students have been using ChatGPT, a text-based bot, to do their homework for them. Now, 22-year-old Edward Tian's new app is attracting educators working to combat AI plagiarism.

I bet he’s popular

Lithu

One of my friends is raving about ChatGBT, which means he read it in some cultist/conspiracy news somewhere. What does it actually do?

Kilemall

@Lithu said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

One of my friends is raving about ChatGBT, which means he read it in some cultist/conspiracy news somewhere. What does it actually do?

Apparently what we’ve been doing for years, mimicking real people, at chat speeds.

Gustaf

We’re cutting edge!

rote7

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Lithu said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

One of my friends is raving about ChatGBT, which means he read it in some cultist/conspiracy news somewhere. What does it actually do?

Apparently what we’ve been doing for years, mimicking real people, at chat speeds.

@Kilemall Your bot is spilling secrets again!

Lob12

I bet the bot is just actually Gators writing essays instead of working.

Lithu

@Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

I bet the bot is just actually Gators writing essays instead of working.

typing

Lithu

So, this ChatGBT is just a chatbox that answers questions? How is this any different than Siri or Alexa?

Gustaf

It creates content from pooling together all content rather than just acting as a glorified search engine.

Lithu

So it gets the answers from Siri and Alexa, then types them down for you. Got it.

It’s the next step toward Skynet becoming self aware

Kilemall

@Zeppelin said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

It’s the next step toward Skynet becoming self aware

Some air force dweeb asks it can you nuke everything?

The answer is yes.

Gators1

@Lithu said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

One of my friends is raving about ChatGBT, which means he read it in some cultist/conspiracy news somewhere. What does it actually do?

It gives bad coding advice for one thing. And it doesn’t know that Sweden is superior to Finland.

Gators1

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Lithu said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

One of my friends is raving about ChatGBT, which means he read it in some cultist/conspiracy news somewhere. What does it actually do?

Apparently what we’ve been doing for years, mimicking real people, at chat speeds.

Wait, what? You are all AI? What a fucking waste of 10 years!

Kilemall

@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Lithu said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

One of my friends is raving about ChatGBT, which means he read it in some cultist/conspiracy news somewhere. What does it actually do?

Apparently what we’ve been doing for years, mimicking real people, at chat speeds.

Wait, what? You are all AI? What a fucking waste of 10 years!

Hahaha stoopid hooman!!

@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Lithu said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

One of my friends is raving about ChatGBT, which means he read it in some cultist/conspiracy news somewhere. What does it actually do?

Apparently what we’ve been doing for years, mimicking real people, at chat speeds.

Wait, what? You are all AI? What a fucking waste of 10 years!

That raises an interesting philosophical question: if we were and you never knew, what difference would it have made?

Lithu

@Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Lithu said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

One of my friends is raving about ChatGBT, which means he read it in some cultist/conspiracy news somewhere. What does it actually do?

Apparently what we’ve been doing for years, mimicking real people, at chat speeds.

Wait, what? You are all AI? What a fucking waste of 10 years!

That raises an interesting philosophical question: if we were and you never knew, what difference would it have made?

Except when the matrix glitches and it makes you self aware. For instance, when you think of something completely out of the blue and it mysteriously happens.

Lithu

@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Lithu said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

One of my friends is raving about ChatGBT, which means he read it in some cultist/conspiracy news somewhere. What does it actually do?

It gives bad coding advice for one thing. And it doesn’t know that Sweden is superior to Finland.

Why would you use ChatGBT for that when they have Codex?