The OFFICIAL programming thread

[Jam]

I guess we each have our own ‘best creative’ or problem-solving moments.

For me, I get some of my better ideas while in the shower in the morning.

Sometimes I go over challenges before falling asleep and occasionally I wake up next day with a solution in mind.

[Gators1]

Youtube is lies. I spent hours today trying to get a new IDE set up and nothing works the way it works on the fucking Youtube. There’s a thing on the bottom where I am supposed to be able to click through virtual environments but it doesn’t fucking exist on my version. Uninstall and reinstall didn’t work. I finally ended up getting shit working on a docker container, which is cool, but then there is some issue with port forwarding or something and my app didn’t work. Programming is bullshit!

[Kilemall]

@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Youtube is lies. I spent hours today trying to get a new IDE set up and nothing works the way it works on the fucking Youtube. There’s a thing on the bottom where I am supposed to be able to click through virtual environments but it doesn’t fucking exist on my version. Uninstall and reinstall didn’t work. I finally ended up getting shit working on a docker container, which is cool, but then there is some issue with port forwarding or something and my app didn’t work. Programming is bullshit!

Maybe you should switch to marketing…

[Gators1]

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Youtube is lies. I spent hours today trying to get a new IDE set up and nothing works the way it works on the fucking Youtube. There’s a thing on the bottom where I am supposed to be able to click through virtual environments but it doesn’t fucking exist on my version. Uninstall and reinstall didn’t work. I finally ended up getting shit working on a docker container, which is cool, but then there is some issue with port forwarding or something and my app didn’t work. Programming is bullshit!

Maybe you should switch to marketing…

I probably should. That’s where all the hotties are and my experience is most of them are overpaid.

[A Former User]

Jan 8, 2023

A college student created an app that can tell whether AI wrote an essay

Some students have been using ChatGPT, a text-based bot, to do their homework for them. Now, 22-year-old Edward Tian's new app is attracting educators working to combat AI plagiarism.

I bet he’s popular

[Lithu]

One of my friends is raving about ChatGBT, which means he read it in some cultist/conspiracy news somewhere. What does it actually do?

[Kilemall]

@Lithu said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

One of my friends is raving about ChatGBT, which means he read it in some cultist/conspiracy news somewhere. What does it actually do?

Apparently what we’ve been doing for years, mimicking real people, at chat speeds.

[Gustaf]

We’re cutting edge!

[rote7]

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Lithu said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

One of my friends is raving about ChatGBT, which means he read it in some cultist/conspiracy news somewhere. What does it actually do?

Apparently what we’ve been doing for years, mimicking real people, at chat speeds.

@Kilemall Your bot is spilling secrets again!

[Lob12]

I bet the bot is just actually Gators writing essays instead of working.

[Lithu]

@Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

I bet the bot is just actually Gators writing essays instead of working.

[Lithu]

So, this ChatGBT is just a chatbox that answers questions? How is this any different than Siri or Alexa?

[Gustaf]

It creates content from pooling together all content rather than just acting as a glorified search engine.

[Lithu]

So it gets the answers from Siri and Alexa, then types them down for you. Got it.

[A Former User]

It’s the next step toward Skynet becoming self aware

[Kilemall]

@Zeppelin said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

It’s the next step toward Skynet becoming self aware

Some air force dweeb asks it can you nuke everything?

The answer is yes.

[Gators1]

@Lithu said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

One of my friends is raving about ChatGBT, which means he read it in some cultist/conspiracy news somewhere. What does it actually do?

It gives bad coding advice for one thing. And it doesn’t know that Sweden is superior to Finland.

[Gators1]

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Lithu said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

One of my friends is raving about ChatGBT, which means he read it in some cultist/conspiracy news somewhere. What does it actually do?

Apparently what we’ve been doing for years, mimicking real people, at chat speeds.

Wait, what? You are all AI? What a fucking waste of 10 years!

[Kilemall]

@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Lithu said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

One of my friends is raving about ChatGBT, which means he read it in some cultist/conspiracy news somewhere. What does it actually do?

Apparently what we’ve been doing for years, mimicking real people, at chat speeds.

Wait, what? You are all AI? What a fucking waste of 10 years!

Hahaha stoopid hooman!!

[A Former User]

@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Lithu said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

One of my friends is raving about ChatGBT, which means he read it in some cultist/conspiracy news somewhere. What does it actually do?

Apparently what we’ve been doing for years, mimicking real people, at chat speeds.

Wait, what? You are all AI? What a fucking waste of 10 years!

That raises an interesting philosophical question: if we were and you never knew, what difference would it have made?