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    • TazzT
      Tazz
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      GTFO

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      • TazzT
        Tazz
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        GTFO

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        • ?
          A Former User
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          This is so much how I imagine a typical weekend in the @Tigger household.

          https://twitter.com/CooperCodes/status/1569070384015880193?s=20&t=uID2IkWr1WoBMf8XuH_PkQ

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          • Gators1G
            Gators1
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            Might be useful for non-Asian pro programmers.

            The Secret New Windows Tool Nobody Is Talking About

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            • PakoonP
              Pakoon @Gators1
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              @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

              Might be useful for non-Asian pro programmers.

              The Secret New Windows Tool Nobody Is Talking About

              Cool. MacOS has had that feature since 2005 or something like that.

              ♙♙♙ Michael Waltz added you to the group.

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              • ?
                A Former User @Gators1
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                @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                Might be useful for non-Asian pro programmers.

                The Secret New Windows Tool Nobody Is Talking About

                I’ve heard of it but I can’t get it to run for some reason. It just doesn’t launch. I’m still learning PowerShell (using it almost daily in fact) which I guess you can automate the same sort of tasks with even if it’s much lower level and more work.

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                • Gators1G
                  Gators1 @Pakoon
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                  @Pakoon said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  Might be useful for non-Asian pro programmers.

                  The Secret New Windows Tool Nobody Is Talking About

                  Cool. MacOS has had that feature since 2005 or something like that.

                  Yes, but I am not willing to become a communist to have that capability. Better to learn Python and stick with FREEDOM!!!

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                  • TazzT
                    Tazz
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                    WhatSoftware Blog

                    GTFO

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                    • Gators1G
                      Gators1
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                      Programmers are dicks

                      Someone improved my code by 40,832,277,770%

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                      • ?
                        A Former User @Gators1
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                        @Gators1 I probably would have stopped at 15 minutes in Python (the first optimized version) and thought that’s acceptable for a throwaway project and moved on with my life. I can’t imagine running his original code for over a month without stopping to think maybe I could optimize it a little and bring it down to maybe an hour or two instead of waiting all that time for it to finish.

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                          A Former User
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                          • TazzT
                            Tazz
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                            GTFO

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                            • KilemallK
                              Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
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                              @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                              @Gators1 I probably would have stopped at 15 minutes in Python (the first optimized version) and thought that’s acceptable for a throwaway project and moved on with my life. I can’t imagine running his original code for over a month without stopping to think maybe I could optimize it a little and bring it down to maybe an hour or two instead of waiting all that time for it to finish.

                              One big improvement we could do in mainframes at a systems/batch level was optimize buffers and blocking factors. Nowadays just stick DCB=blksize=0 and defaults on buffers and done.

                              https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

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                              Twain

                              No editing is gonna save you now-
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                              • KilemallK
                                Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Tazz
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                                @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                                Mainframes literally do that with no problem, assuming you don’t jack up basic settings.

                                https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                Never go full Lithu-
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                                No editing is gonna save you now-
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                                • ?
                                  A Former User
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                                  Unless I’m gaming, the second I hear the fan spin up I’m in task manager trying to workout what parasite process is stealing my precious CPU cycles and causing CPU utilization to go over 10%. It is invariably some fucking Microsoft feature that I never asked for and never use.

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                                  • ?
                                    A Former User
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                                    This fucking dialog only gives you the option to turn notifications on or be hassled again in a couple of weeks. Where’s my option for “even if our sun has long since died and the universe is on the cusp of heat death, I don’t want to be asked again to turn notifications on”.

                                    Pushy cunts.

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                                    • Gators1G
                                      Gators1
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                                      New Python Coders Be Like...

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                                      • Gators1G
                                        Gators1
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                                        Dude is pretty funny.

                                        Python Code Copiers Be Like...

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                                        • ?
                                          A Former User
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                                          Damn. I measure the success of many tasks by how many lines of code I’ve deleted. It’s not uncommon for a pull request of mine to have a negative net lines of code.

                                          In addition to the slackers, if they had any, Elon’s fired anyone who frequently refactors and writes short, elegant and performant routines and he’s probably kept the ones that just increase the companies technical debt each year they are employed.

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                                          • tiggerT
                                            tigger
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                                            I don’t think he can really be that stupid…

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