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    • TazzT
      Tazz
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      GTFO

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      • KilemallK
        Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Tazz
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        @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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        Probably what happened to the leaning tower of Pizza.

        https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

        Never go full Lithu-
        Twain

        No editing is gonna save you now-
        Wingmann

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        • TazzT
          Tazz
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          GTFO

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          • TazzT
            Tazz
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            image.png

            GTFO

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            • ?
              A Former User
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              This is so much how I imagine a typical weekend in the @Tigger household.

              https://twitter.com/CooperCodes/status/1569070384015880193?s=20&t=uID2IkWr1WoBMf8XuH_PkQ

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              • Gators1G
                Gators1
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                Might be useful for non-Asian pro programmers.

                The Secret New Windows Tool Nobody Is Talking About

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                • PakoonP
                  Pakoon @Gators1
                  last edited by

                  @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  Might be useful for non-Asian pro programmers.

                  The Secret New Windows Tool Nobody Is Talking About

                  Cool. MacOS has had that feature since 2005 or something like that.

                  ♙♙♙ Michael Waltz added you to the group.

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                  • ?
                    A Former User @Gators1
                    last edited by

                    @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    Might be useful for non-Asian pro programmers.

                    The Secret New Windows Tool Nobody Is Talking About

                    I’ve heard of it but I can’t get it to run for some reason. It just doesn’t launch. I’m still learning PowerShell (using it almost daily in fact) which I guess you can automate the same sort of tasks with even if it’s much lower level and more work.

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                    • Gators1G
                      Gators1 @Pakoon
                      last edited by

                      @Pakoon said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                      Might be useful for non-Asian pro programmers.

                      The Secret New Windows Tool Nobody Is Talking About

                      Cool. MacOS has had that feature since 2005 or something like that.

                      Yes, but I am not willing to become a communist to have that capability. Better to learn Python and stick with FREEDOM!!!

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                      • TazzT
                        Tazz
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                        WhatSoftware Blog

                        GTFO

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                        • Gators1G
                          Gators1
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                          Programmers are dicks

                          Someone improved my code by 40,832,277,770%

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                          • ?
                            A Former User @Gators1
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                            @Gators1 I probably would have stopped at 15 minutes in Python (the first optimized version) and thought that’s acceptable for a throwaway project and moved on with my life. I can’t imagine running his original code for over a month without stopping to think maybe I could optimize it a little and bring it down to maybe an hour or two instead of waiting all that time for it to finish.

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                              A Former User
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                              • TazzT
                                Tazz
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                                GTFO

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                                • KilemallK
                                  Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
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                                  @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  @Gators1 I probably would have stopped at 15 minutes in Python (the first optimized version) and thought that’s acceptable for a throwaway project and moved on with my life. I can’t imagine running his original code for over a month without stopping to think maybe I could optimize it a little and bring it down to maybe an hour or two instead of waiting all that time for it to finish.

                                  One big improvement we could do in mainframes at a systems/batch level was optimize buffers and blocking factors. Nowadays just stick DCB=blksize=0 and defaults on buffers and done.

                                  https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                  Never go full Lithu-
                                  Twain

                                  No editing is gonna save you now-
                                  Wingmann

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                                  • KilemallK
                                    Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Tazz
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                                    @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                                    Mainframes literally do that with no problem, assuming you don’t jack up basic settings.

                                    https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                    Never go full Lithu-
                                    Twain

                                    No editing is gonna save you now-
                                    Wingmann

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                                    http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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                                    • ?
                                      A Former User
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                                      Unless I’m gaming, the second I hear the fan spin up I’m in task manager trying to workout what parasite process is stealing my precious CPU cycles and causing CPU utilization to go over 10%. It is invariably some fucking Microsoft feature that I never asked for and never use.

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                                      • ?
                                        A Former User
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                                        This fucking dialog only gives you the option to turn notifications on or be hassled again in a couple of weeks. Where’s my option for “even if our sun has long since died and the universe is on the cusp of heat death, I don’t want to be asked again to turn notifications on”.

                                        Pushy cunts.

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                                        • Gators1G
                                          Gators1
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                                          New Python Coders Be Like...

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                                          • Gators1G
                                            Gators1
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                                            Dude is pretty funny.

                                            Python Code Copiers Be Like...

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