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    • Gators1G
      Gators1
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      Can we make a fake Trump who says shit Obama said and see if his base believes it?

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      • ?
        A Former User
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        • TazzT
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          GTFO

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          • KilemallK
            Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Tazz
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            @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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            Probably what happened to the leaning tower of Pizza.

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            Never go full Lithu-
            Twain

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            • TazzT
              Tazz
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              GTFO

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              • TazzT
                Tazz
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                GTFO

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                • ?
                  A Former User
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                  This is so much how I imagine a typical weekend in the @Tigger household.

                  https://twitter.com/CooperCodes/status/1569070384015880193?s=20&t=uID2IkWr1WoBMf8XuH_PkQ

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                  • Gators1G
                    Gators1
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                    Might be useful for non-Asian pro programmers.

                    The Secret New Windows Tool Nobody Is Talking About

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                    • PakoonP
                      Pakoon @Gators1
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                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                      Might be useful for non-Asian pro programmers.

                      The Secret New Windows Tool Nobody Is Talking About

                      Cool. MacOS has had that feature since 2005 or something like that.

                      ♙♙♙ Michael Waltz added you to the group.

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                      • ?
                        A Former User @Gators1
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                        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        Might be useful for non-Asian pro programmers.

                        The Secret New Windows Tool Nobody Is Talking About

                        I’ve heard of it but I can’t get it to run for some reason. It just doesn’t launch. I’m still learning PowerShell (using it almost daily in fact) which I guess you can automate the same sort of tasks with even if it’s much lower level and more work.

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                        • Gators1G
                          Gators1 @Pakoon
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                          @Pakoon said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          Might be useful for non-Asian pro programmers.

                          The Secret New Windows Tool Nobody Is Talking About

                          Cool. MacOS has had that feature since 2005 or something like that.

                          Yes, but I am not willing to become a communist to have that capability. Better to learn Python and stick with FREEDOM!!!

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                          • TazzT
                            Tazz
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                            WhatSoftware Blog

                            GTFO

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                            • Gators1G
                              Gators1
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                              Programmers are dicks

                              Someone improved my code by 40,832,277,770%

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                              • ?
                                A Former User @Gators1
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                                @Gators1 I probably would have stopped at 15 minutes in Python (the first optimized version) and thought that’s acceptable for a throwaway project and moved on with my life. I can’t imagine running his original code for over a month without stopping to think maybe I could optimize it a little and bring it down to maybe an hour or two instead of waiting all that time for it to finish.

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                                  • TazzT
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                                    GTFO

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                                    • KilemallK
                                      Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
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                                      @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      @Gators1 I probably would have stopped at 15 minutes in Python (the first optimized version) and thought that’s acceptable for a throwaway project and moved on with my life. I can’t imagine running his original code for over a month without stopping to think maybe I could optimize it a little and bring it down to maybe an hour or two instead of waiting all that time for it to finish.

                                      One big improvement we could do in mainframes at a systems/batch level was optimize buffers and blocking factors. Nowadays just stick DCB=blksize=0 and defaults on buffers and done.

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                                      Never go full Lithu-
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                                      No editing is gonna save you now-
                                      Wingmann

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                                      • KilemallK
                                        Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Tazz
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                                        @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                                        Mainframes literally do that with no problem, assuming you don’t jack up basic settings.

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                                        Never go full Lithu-
                                        Twain

                                        No editing is gonna save you now-
                                        Wingmann

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                                        • ?
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                                          Unless I’m gaming, the second I hear the fan spin up I’m in task manager trying to workout what parasite process is stealing my precious CPU cycles and causing CPU utilization to go over 10%. It is invariably some fucking Microsoft feature that I never asked for and never use.

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                                          • ?
                                            A Former User
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                                            This fucking dialog only gives you the option to turn notifications on or be hassled again in a couple of weeks. Where’s my option for “even if our sun has long since died and the universe is on the cusp of heat death, I don’t want to be asked again to turn notifications on”.

                                            Pushy cunts.

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