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    • TazzT
      Tazz @A Former User
      last edited by

      @Hog I had posted this a while ago but forgot about it. Spooky

      Fake Obama created using AI video tool - BBC News

      GTFO

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      • Gators1G
        Gators1
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        Can we make a fake Trump who says shit Obama said and see if his base believes it?

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        • ?
          A Former User
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          • TazzT
            Tazz
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            GTFO

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            • KilemallK
              Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Tazz
              last edited by

              @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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              Probably what happened to the leaning tower of Pizza.

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              Never go full Lithu-
              Twain

              No editing is gonna save you now-
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              • TazzT
                Tazz
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                GTFO

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                • TazzT
                  Tazz
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                  GTFO

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                  • ?
                    A Former User
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                    This is so much how I imagine a typical weekend in the @Tigger household.

                    https://twitter.com/CooperCodes/status/1569070384015880193?s=20&t=uID2IkWr1WoBMf8XuH_PkQ

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                    • Gators1G
                      Gators1
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                      Might be useful for non-Asian pro programmers.

                      The Secret New Windows Tool Nobody Is Talking About

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                      • PakoonP
                        Pakoon @Gators1
                        last edited by

                        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        Might be useful for non-Asian pro programmers.

                        The Secret New Windows Tool Nobody Is Talking About

                        Cool. MacOS has had that feature since 2005 or something like that.

                        ♙♙♙ Michael Waltz added you to the group.

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                        • ?
                          A Former User @Gators1
                          last edited by

                          @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          Might be useful for non-Asian pro programmers.

                          The Secret New Windows Tool Nobody Is Talking About

                          I’ve heard of it but I can’t get it to run for some reason. It just doesn’t launch. I’m still learning PowerShell (using it almost daily in fact) which I guess you can automate the same sort of tasks with even if it’s much lower level and more work.

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                          • Gators1G
                            Gators1 @Pakoon
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                            @Pakoon said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            Might be useful for non-Asian pro programmers.

                            The Secret New Windows Tool Nobody Is Talking About

                            Cool. MacOS has had that feature since 2005 or something like that.

                            Yes, but I am not willing to become a communist to have that capability. Better to learn Python and stick with FREEDOM!!!

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                            • TazzT
                              Tazz
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                              WhatSoftware Blog

                              GTFO

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                              • Gators1G
                                Gators1
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                                Programmers are dicks

                                Someone improved my code by 40,832,277,770%

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                                • ?
                                  A Former User @Gators1
                                  last edited by A Former User

                                  @Gators1 I probably would have stopped at 15 minutes in Python (the first optimized version) and thought that’s acceptable for a throwaway project and moved on with my life. I can’t imagine running his original code for over a month without stopping to think maybe I could optimize it a little and bring it down to maybe an hour or two instead of waiting all that time for it to finish.

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                                    A Former User
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                                    • TazzT
                                      Tazz
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                                      GTFO

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                                      • KilemallK
                                        Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
                                        last edited by

                                        @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        @Gators1 I probably would have stopped at 15 minutes in Python (the first optimized version) and thought that’s acceptable for a throwaway project and moved on with my life. I can’t imagine running his original code for over a month without stopping to think maybe I could optimize it a little and bring it down to maybe an hour or two instead of waiting all that time for it to finish.

                                        One big improvement we could do in mainframes at a systems/batch level was optimize buffers and blocking factors. Nowadays just stick DCB=blksize=0 and defaults on buffers and done.

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                                        Never go full Lithu-
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                                        No editing is gonna save you now-
                                        Wingmann

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                                        • KilemallK
                                          Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Tazz
                                          last edited by

                                          @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                                          Mainframes literally do that with no problem, assuming you don’t jack up basic settings.

                                          https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                          Never go full Lithu-
                                          Twain

                                          No editing is gonna save you now-
                                          Wingmann

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                                          • ?
                                            A Former User
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                                            Unless I’m gaming, the second I hear the fan spin up I’m in task manager trying to workout what parasite process is stealing my precious CPU cycles and causing CPU utilization to go over 10%. It is invariably some fucking Microsoft feature that I never asked for and never use.

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