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    • Gators1G
      Gators1
      last edited by

      Wait, programmers are the kind of freaks that would do film photography? No wonder their work product sucks ass 99% of the time.

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      • Gators1G
        Gators1
        last edited by

        Sounds like a millennial.

        https://www.reddit.com/r/overemployed/comments/w8uurb/my_manager_caught_me_with_a_mouse_jiggler_and_put/

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        • ?
          A Former User
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          I’ve spent the last 3(?) months wrestling with a horror of a code base and that last frame resonates with me

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          • KilemallK
            Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
            last edited by

            @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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            I’ve spent the last 3(?) months wrestling with a horror of a code base and that last frame resonates with me

            Ya once we get to working I don’t ever wanna touch it. Don’t have a choice most cases, but in mainframes I easily had things that lasted a decade.

            https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

            Never go full Lithu-
            Twain

            No editing is gonna save you now-
            Wingmann

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            • ?
              A Former User
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              I’m half way through converting a large project I developed to use tabs instead of spaces. I personally prefer spaces but I just discovered that rest of the client’s code uses tabs so I’d rather it be consistent. I hope I don’t have to take pay cut now though:

              Over 12,000 programmers shared their salaries and what programming format they used (tabs or spaces).

              Of the large sample size, programmers that used spaces made an average of 9% more than coders who used tabs. The correlation was seen across the board, despite tab and space programmer’s having the same level of experience.

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              • KilemallK
                Kilemall Careful, railroad agent
                last edited by

                That’s crazy!

                Well wait maybe not.

                https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                Never go full Lithu-
                Twain

                No editing is gonna save you now-
                Wingmann

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                • tiggerT
                  tigger
                  last edited by

                  Dang it. I’ll use spaces when I write code and I’ll be RICH!

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                  • ?
                    A Former User
                    last edited by

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                    • KilemallK
                      Kilemall Careful, railroad agent
                      last edited by

                      The most common separation file standard at least for me is csv or comma separated.

                      Where do they stand on pay effects?

                      https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                      Never go full Lithu-
                      Twain

                      No editing is gonna save you now-
                      Wingmann

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                      • ?
                        A Former User
                        last edited by

                        Sorry about the format, it was either link this or the original tiktok video:

                        - YouTube
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                        • KilemallK
                          Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
                          last edited by

                          @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          Sorry about the format, it was either link this or the original tiktok video:

                          - YouTube

                          Couple that with recent audio tech that dynamically generates accurate voice patterns with text input, and video evidence isn’t evidence anymore anymore.

                          https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                          Never go full Lithu-
                          Twain

                          No editing is gonna save you now-
                          Wingmann

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                          • Gators1G
                            Gators1
                            last edited by

                            I need to learn that. I will make some hot chick, open an Onlyfans and retire in a year.

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                            • TazzT
                              Tazz @A Former User
                              last edited by

                              @Hog I had posted this a while ago but forgot about it. Spooky

                              Fake Obama created using AI video tool - BBC News

                              GTFO

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                              • Gators1G
                                Gators1
                                last edited by

                                Can we make a fake Trump who says shit Obama said and see if his base believes it?

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                                • ?
                                  A Former User
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                                  • TazzT
                                    Tazz
                                    last edited by

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                                    GTFO

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                                    • KilemallK
                                      Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Tazz
                                      last edited by

                                      @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                                      Probably what happened to the leaning tower of Pizza.

                                      https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                      Never go full Lithu-
                                      Twain

                                      No editing is gonna save you now-
                                      Wingmann

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                                      • TazzT
                                        Tazz
                                        last edited by

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                                        GTFO

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                                        • TazzT
                                          Tazz
                                          last edited by

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                                          GTFO

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                                          • ?
                                            A Former User
                                            last edited by

                                            This is so much how I imagine a typical weekend in the @Tigger household.

                                            https://twitter.com/CooperCodes/status/1569070384015880193?s=20&t=uID2IkWr1WoBMf8XuH_PkQ

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