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    • tiggerT
      tigger @A Former User
      last edited by

      @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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      Jajaja. Precisely.

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      • Gators1G
        Gators1
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        Wait, programmers are the kind of freaks that would do film photography? No wonder their work product sucks ass 99% of the time.

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        • Gators1G
          Gators1
          last edited by

          Sounds like a millennial.

          https://www.reddit.com/r/overemployed/comments/w8uurb/my_manager_caught_me_with_a_mouse_jiggler_and_put/

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          • ?
            A Former User
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            I’ve spent the last 3(?) months wrestling with a horror of a code base and that last frame resonates with me

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            • KilemallK
              Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
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              @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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              I’ve spent the last 3(?) months wrestling with a horror of a code base and that last frame resonates with me

              Ya once we get to working I don’t ever wanna touch it. Don’t have a choice most cases, but in mainframes I easily had things that lasted a decade.

              https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

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              Twain

              No editing is gonna save you now-
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              • ?
                A Former User
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                I’m half way through converting a large project I developed to use tabs instead of spaces. I personally prefer spaces but I just discovered that rest of the client’s code uses tabs so I’d rather it be consistent. I hope I don’t have to take pay cut now though:

                Over 12,000 programmers shared their salaries and what programming format they used (tabs or spaces).

                Of the large sample size, programmers that used spaces made an average of 9% more than coders who used tabs. The correlation was seen across the board, despite tab and space programmer’s having the same level of experience.

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                • KilemallK
                  Kilemall Careful, railroad agent
                  last edited by

                  That’s crazy!

                  Well wait maybe not.

                  https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                  Never go full Lithu-
                  Twain

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                  • tiggerT
                    tigger
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                    Dang it. I’ll use spaces when I write code and I’ll be RICH!

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                    • ?
                      A Former User
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                      • KilemallK
                        Kilemall Careful, railroad agent
                        last edited by

                        The most common separation file standard at least for me is csv or comma separated.

                        Where do they stand on pay effects?

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                        Never go full Lithu-
                        Twain

                        No editing is gonna save you now-
                        Wingmann

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                        • ?
                          A Former User
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                          Sorry about the format, it was either link this or the original tiktok video:

                          - YouTube
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                          • KilemallK
                            Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
                            last edited by

                            @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            Sorry about the format, it was either link this or the original tiktok video:

                            - YouTube

                            Couple that with recent audio tech that dynamically generates accurate voice patterns with text input, and video evidence isn’t evidence anymore anymore.

                            https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                            Never go full Lithu-
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                            No editing is gonna save you now-
                            Wingmann

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                            • Gators1G
                              Gators1
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                              I need to learn that. I will make some hot chick, open an Onlyfans and retire in a year.

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                              • TazzT
                                Tazz @A Former User
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                                @Hog I had posted this a while ago but forgot about it. Spooky

                                Fake Obama created using AI video tool - BBC News

                                GTFO

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                                • Gators1G
                                  Gators1
                                  last edited by

                                  Can we make a fake Trump who says shit Obama said and see if his base believes it?

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                                  • ?
                                    A Former User
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                                    • TazzT
                                      Tazz
                                      last edited by

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                                      GTFO

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                                      • KilemallK
                                        Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Tazz
                                        last edited by

                                        @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                                        Probably what happened to the leaning tower of Pizza.

                                        https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                        Never go full Lithu-
                                        Twain

                                        No editing is gonna save you now-
                                        Wingmann

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                                        • TazzT
                                          Tazz
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                                          GTFO

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                                          • TazzT
                                            Tazz
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                                            GTFO

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