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    • TazzT
      Tazz
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      GTFO

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      • ?
        A Former User
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        • tiggerT
          tigger @A Former User
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          @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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          Jajaja. Precisely.

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          • Gators1G
            Gators1
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            Wait, programmers are the kind of freaks that would do film photography? No wonder their work product sucks ass 99% of the time.

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            • Gators1G
              Gators1
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              Sounds like a millennial.

              https://www.reddit.com/r/overemployed/comments/w8uurb/my_manager_caught_me_with_a_mouse_jiggler_and_put/

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              • ?
                A Former User
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                I’ve spent the last 3(?) months wrestling with a horror of a code base and that last frame resonates with me

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                • KilemallK
                  Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
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                  @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                  I’ve spent the last 3(?) months wrestling with a horror of a code base and that last frame resonates with me

                  Ya once we get to working I don’t ever wanna touch it. Don’t have a choice most cases, but in mainframes I easily had things that lasted a decade.

                  https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

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                  • ?
                    A Former User
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                    I’m half way through converting a large project I developed to use tabs instead of spaces. I personally prefer spaces but I just discovered that rest of the client’s code uses tabs so I’d rather it be consistent. I hope I don’t have to take pay cut now though:

                    Over 12,000 programmers shared their salaries and what programming format they used (tabs or spaces).

                    Of the large sample size, programmers that used spaces made an average of 9% more than coders who used tabs. The correlation was seen across the board, despite tab and space programmer’s having the same level of experience.

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                    • KilemallK
                      Kilemall Careful, railroad agent
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                      That’s crazy!

                      Well wait maybe not.

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                      • tiggerT
                        tigger
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                        Dang it. I’ll use spaces when I write code and I’ll be RICH!

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                        • ?
                          A Former User
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                          • KilemallK
                            Kilemall Careful, railroad agent
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                            The most common separation file standard at least for me is csv or comma separated.

                            Where do they stand on pay effects?

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                            Twain

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                            • ?
                              A Former User
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                              Sorry about the format, it was either link this or the original tiktok video:

                              - YouTube
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                              • KilemallK
                                Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
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                                @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                Sorry about the format, it was either link this or the original tiktok video:

                                - YouTube

                                Couple that with recent audio tech that dynamically generates accurate voice patterns with text input, and video evidence isn’t evidence anymore anymore.

                                https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

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                                • Gators1G
                                  Gators1
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                                  I need to learn that. I will make some hot chick, open an Onlyfans and retire in a year.

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                                  • TazzT
                                    Tazz @A Former User
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                                    @Hog I had posted this a while ago but forgot about it. Spooky

                                    Fake Obama created using AI video tool - BBC News

                                    GTFO

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                                    • Gators1G
                                      Gators1
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                                      Can we make a fake Trump who says shit Obama said and see if his base believes it?

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                                      • ?
                                        A Former User
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                                        • TazzT
                                          Tazz
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                                          GTFO

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                                          • KilemallK
                                            Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Tazz
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                                            @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                                            Probably what happened to the leaning tower of Pizza.

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                                            Never go full Lithu-
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                                            No editing is gonna save you now-
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