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    • TazzT
      Tazz
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      X-rated answer! Steve Harvey walks off! #shorts

      GTFO

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      • Gators1G
        Gators1
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        Engagement from hell. Sadly their employer was probably happy to let them suffer and keep collecting checks from the client. A helpful consulting firm would have gone to the parent company and laid this all out for them.

        They Watched Us With Webcams And Rewrote Our Code!

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        • TazzT
          Tazz @Gators1
          last edited by

          @Gators1 Jeezus. now my head hurts.

          GTFO

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          • Gators1G
            Gators1 @Tazz
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            @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

            @Gators1 Jeezus. now my head hurts.

            Welcome to the world of development. That’s like every day for developers.

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            • TazzT
              Tazz
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              GTFO

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              • ?
                A Former User
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                • tiggerT
                  tigger @A Former User
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                  @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                  Jajaja. Precisely.

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                  • Gators1G
                    Gators1
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                    Wait, programmers are the kind of freaks that would do film photography? No wonder their work product sucks ass 99% of the time.

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                    • Gators1G
                      Gators1
                      last edited by

                      Sounds like a millennial.

                      https://www.reddit.com/r/overemployed/comments/w8uurb/my_manager_caught_me_with_a_mouse_jiggler_and_put/

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                      • ?
                        A Former User
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                        babb8abe-ec7c-44d9-bd06-f10e09994efa-image.png

                        I’ve spent the last 3(?) months wrestling with a horror of a code base and that last frame resonates with me

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                        • KilemallK
                          Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
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                          @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                          I’ve spent the last 3(?) months wrestling with a horror of a code base and that last frame resonates with me

                          Ya once we get to working I don’t ever wanna touch it. Don’t have a choice most cases, but in mainframes I easily had things that lasted a decade.

                          https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

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                          No editing is gonna save you now-
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                          • ?
                            A Former User
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                            I’m half way through converting a large project I developed to use tabs instead of spaces. I personally prefer spaces but I just discovered that rest of the client’s code uses tabs so I’d rather it be consistent. I hope I don’t have to take pay cut now though:

                            Over 12,000 programmers shared their salaries and what programming format they used (tabs or spaces).

                            Of the large sample size, programmers that used spaces made an average of 9% more than coders who used tabs. The correlation was seen across the board, despite tab and space programmer’s having the same level of experience.

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                            • KilemallK
                              Kilemall Careful, railroad agent
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                              That’s crazy!

                              Well wait maybe not.

                              https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                              Never go full Lithu-
                              Twain

                              No editing is gonna save you now-
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                              • tiggerT
                                tigger
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                                Dang it. I’ll use spaces when I write code and I’ll be RICH!

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                                • ?
                                  A Former User
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                                  • KilemallK
                                    Kilemall Careful, railroad agent
                                    last edited by

                                    The most common separation file standard at least for me is csv or comma separated.

                                    Where do they stand on pay effects?

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                                    Never go full Lithu-
                                    Twain

                                    No editing is gonna save you now-
                                    Wingmann

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                                    • ?
                                      A Former User
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                                      Sorry about the format, it was either link this or the original tiktok video:

                                      - YouTube
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                                      • KilemallK
                                        Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
                                        last edited by

                                        @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        Sorry about the format, it was either link this or the original tiktok video:

                                        - YouTube

                                        Couple that with recent audio tech that dynamically generates accurate voice patterns with text input, and video evidence isn’t evidence anymore anymore.

                                        https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                        Never go full Lithu-
                                        Twain

                                        No editing is gonna save you now-
                                        Wingmann

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                                        • Gators1G
                                          Gators1
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                                          I need to learn that. I will make some hot chick, open an Onlyfans and retire in a year.

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                                          • TazzT
                                            Tazz @A Former User
                                            last edited by

                                            @Hog I had posted this a while ago but forgot about it. Spooky

                                            Fake Obama created using AI video tool - BBC News

                                            GTFO

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